第五章

zhouweirenyuelaiyueduo,tianyujiaolaogongjilechenjiaxunyiquanhou,jiutuozheguikulanghaodelaopozoule。

tuliuxiachenjiaxundaizuozaidishang,beipianleqian,shangxinyoushangshen。

真的好惨。

kebiqiwoshangbeizidezaoyu,zheicainadaonaa?

tianyujiaolaogonghuiquzhihoubatahenhenzouleyidun,banyeguikulanghaodelinjudoubaolejing,caibarenjiuxialai。

tahaibachenjiaxunjitamaidedongxidoumaile,qianquannaqudubo。

tabudeyi,youlianxishanglechenjiaxun,zheicikudeshizhenqingshigan,shuochenjiaxunyaoshibubangta,tajiuzhendedequcabianzhibole。

faxiaoxishichenjiaxunzhengzaishitangchifan,lengbudingtingjiantadeshengyin,wadeyikouquantuzaizhuozishang。

taqidezhizhan,duizheshoujisimingmaleyitong。

ranhouganjindiankailingyigeshipin,xianghuanhexinqing。

womiaoleyiyan,pingmushangshigeqingchunkeaidexiaoguniang,shengyinyoutianyounen,shencaiyebucuo,yikouyigegegejiaozhe。

zheishichenjiaxundexinhuan,jiao「xiaocaotianshi」,shigecongpinkunshanquzouchulaideguniang,jialitebieqiong,danhenxiaoshun,zhibojiushiweilezhuanqianjinainaizhibing。

youlexiaotiantiandejiaoxunzhihou,chenjiaxunxiangjinbanfaduizheiguniangjingguolequanfangweidepancha,zuihoujuedetadejingliqueshishushi,caifangxindigoudashangleta。

neiguniangzuichaotian,chuandeyanyanshishide,jinkaoyizhangzuijiubachenjiaxunhongdeyuntouzhuanxiang。

tameishijiujitazhuanqiansongliwu,yijinghualexiaoshiwanle。

weishenmewozhidaodeneimeqingchuni?

yinweiwojiushixiaocaotianshia!

wozhishigualeyigemadouburendelvjing,bianzaolezijideshenshibeijing,napachenjiaxunjiejinquanlidiaochawo,quehaishibeipiandetuantuanzhuan。

果然是个蠢货。

woxiaocaotianshihaikelianxixidiwenta,「gegenibuhuipianwoba?youhaoduojiejiegaojiewo,dagezhijiejizhuanqianzuihoushikeyitongguo***woyaohuiqude。wojiabenlaijiuqiong,wofubuqidaguansideqian……」「duibuqiagege,nizhangdeneimeshuai,xianggetianshenyiyanglaijiuwo,wobugaihuaiyinide,kewoshizaishitaihaipale。」yitingtianshenliangzi,chenjiaxunyixiajiushangtoule,meicizhuanzhangdoubeizhule「ziyuanzengyu」。

tahaikukoupoxindiquanwo,「ninianjihaixiao,buyinggaichulaizhibode。nihaohaonianshu,queqianlejiujiwoshuo,wojinizhuan。」wobianguaiqiaodiantou,shuowoyijingzangouqianle,zhunbeituiquan,yihouyoujihuihuiqukanta。

talianseyixiajiubianle,「neikebuxing。」

niqiao,shuoshenmehaoxinjiufengchen,haibujiushihaose。

zaizhibohongchenjiaxundeqijian,wohaihaohaozhenglilezijidejianlihezuopin,toudilebushaodachang。

shangbeiziwoxinletadeguihua,biyejiudanglejiatingzhufu,jieguofushiyidianmeixiang,kushiyidianmeishaochi,guangjiexiangmaigebinggundoudekantalianse,shenghaizidounabuchuqian。

yeshiwohuogai,jizhulezheigejiaoxun,zhongshenghouwoqinqinkenkenzhaogongzuo,shoudaolehaojigeoffer。

silaixiangqu,wohaishixuanzelehuaminggongsi,fulizuihao,jingshengtongdaozuiguang。

weiyiyidianbuhao,jiushichenjiaxunyeqianleneijiagongsi。

dezhiwoyeshoudaooffershi,chenjiaxundebiaoqinghenfuza,banshangcaishuo,「buhuiba?womengongsibushiyaoqiuhenyandema?」wobujinfaxiao,shia,zheigongsibushiyaoqiuhenyandema?zenmebazheizhongchunhuoyeshoujinqule?

meiguojitian,woturanshoudaorenshidedianhua,duifangshuodehenkeqi,dayijiushi:

chenjiaxunzhudongzhaodaogongsirenshi,biaominglewohetashilianaiguanxi,kenenghuiyoubangongshilianqingdemafan,xiwanggongsinenggoujucizaizhenzhuoyixia。

dianhuaneiduan,renshiwenwoshizenmexiangde。

我是怎么想的?

woxiangbachenjiaxunhuoguale!

woxianggongsitichugongpingjingzheng,ruguozhinengerxuanyidehua,yexiwanggongsinenggoukanshilishuohua。