第1章 上门女婿不如狗

“ma,nengbunengjiwoershiwan,jiwobazuoshoushu?”

jiangyishengyindichen,shengpazaodaozhangmuniangdejujue。

“ershiwan?nimeifashaoba!nishigeshangmennvxu,nongqingchunideshenfen!”

“niba,zhishinideyangfu,yaowochuqianjitazhibing,menerdoumeiyou!”

zhangmuniangyeshufentengdiqishen,zhizhejiangyidebizijiushiyitongma。

jiangyishuangquanjinwo,dao:“ershinianle,taduiwoshirujichu,biqinshengdehaiyaoqin。weitayanglaosongzhong,shiwodebenfen!”

“rangnilaiwolinjiazuoshangmennvxu,shirangnisihouxifuerzhangmuniangde,bushizhangkoubikouyaoqiande!”

yeshufenjianjiao,“yinianqiannijiajitianxue,woyijingjilenibawan,zheicaiyinianshijian,nizenmehaoyisitianzhelianzaiyaoqian?”

jiangyiyiliankuse,“ma,wobaganaiwanqi,ruguozaibushoushu,tahuobuguoyigeyue!”

“wonengqiuderendouqiule,nengyongdebanfadouyongle,kejiulianwobadegongsidoubawojuzhimenwai,wozhendemeibanfale。qiuqiunilema,wobunengyanzhengzhengdekanzhetasizaibingchuangshang!”

jiangyiguidaozaidi,yibianliulei,yibianketou。

“nibasibusi,genwoyoushenmeguanxi!dangnian,ruguobushilaoyezikanzhongtazaijingshangfangmiandecaineng,niyiweininenglailinjia?”

“zhengtianchiwomende,hewomende,xianzaikehao,lashangyijiazilaishangwomenle!”

yeshufenchazheyao,mamalieliegemeiwan。

“womasannianqianchuchehuochenglezhiwuren,wobayechachuganaiwanqi。tamenzhiyouwozheiyigeerzi,wodetamen……”

“neiniquzhaogua,zijichengneng,biezhiwanglinjianengbangni!”

“zuoleshangmennvxu,nijiushilinjiaderen,shishichuchugaiweitianxuezhexiang,gaiweilinjiazhexiang。jiangjiayijingbuxingle,nihaixiangbalinjiayelaxiashui?”

yeshufenbujinrenqing,shuluodebuyilehu。

“neibijingshiwodebamaa,wozenmenengjiansibujiu?ma,nijiuzaijiwoershiwanba,suanwojiedeyexing,dengwobabinghaolewoyidinghai!”

jiangyitoudongdongdongdezaidishangke,lianliuxuedoumeijuede,zhixiwangnenggouzhengdeyeshufendetongyi。

“hai?ninashenmehai?niba,beizijichuanglidegongsisaodichumen。ni,zheimezhangshijianleliangexiangyangdegongzuodoumeiyou。”

“jiangjia,xianzaijiushigewudidong。ershiwan,wolinjiayou!kejiusuanshidashuipiaotingxiang,woyebuhuijinizheigefeiwu!”

yeshufenchaojiangyitulekoutuomo,zhuanshenjiuyaohuifangjian。

“ma,nibuyaozou,nibuyaozou,ma!”

jiangyipudaozaidi,zhuazheyeshufendekutui,kukuaiqiudao:

“woqiuqiunima,wozhendezoutouwulule。zaibujiwobazuoshoushu,tahuiside!tasile,wojiayejiumeile!”

“woxiangnibaozheng,yihouwoyidinghaohaogongzuo,zuoniuzuomayeyaobaodanideenqing……”

“gongzuo?nijiushigefeiwu!niyaoshinenghaohaogongzuo,hezhiyulaiwolinjiadangshangmennvxu?”

yeshufentikaijiangyideshou,gaogaozaishang,yaojiangjiangyicairunidi。

jiangyimianrusihui,youyuzaisan,zhongyuzuochujueding,quchuleyikuaiyupei。

“zheikuaiyupei,youlaoshifujiandingshuoshihandaide,keyimaiwushiwan。wobatajini,nijiwoershiwan,rangwojiwobazhibing。haobuhao,ma?”

jiangdehancenggaojiejiangyi,zheikuaiyupeiguanhutadeshenshi,bixuzhenzhishenzhi。

xianzai,zoutouwulu,zhiyounatazuochoumale。

yeshufenyibaqiangguoyupei,zaiguangmangxiaduanxiang。

“haiyiweishishenmebaobei,buguoshiyijianputongdegongyipin。wushiwan?wushikuaidouxiangui!”

“nia,jiushigezaixing、kexing,kelenima,xianzaiyoukeleniba!nibashouyangnidaolemei,wolinjiazhaonizuoshangmennvxu,daolebabeizixuemei!”

“你怎么不去死?”

yeshufenbailejiangyiyiyan,suishoujiangyupeirengleguoqu。

ketazheiyireng,jiangyupeirengdaoledishang。

咔嚓!

yupeisuilie,suipianyididoushi。

“nayikuaiditanhuohunongwo,jiangyinikezhenxing!”

“shoushufei?jiubujini,kanninengbawozenyang?”

yeshufenmeiyouyisikuijiu,zhigaoqiangyouxingzailehuo。

“妈,你怎么……”

jiangyidaji,fangfozhenggeshijiedoubengtale。

tapudaozaidi,jiqiexunzhaoyupeisuipian,shengpayishiyikuai。

玉佩,弥足珍贵。

haoburongyizhaoqilesuipian,jiangyidelianse,anlexialai,pafuzaidishang,buzhisuocuo。

jiuzaizheishi,linjiadamendakaile。

yishenzhiyezhuang,jiangshencaigouledewanmeiyourendelintianxuetuimenerru。

“天雪!”

jiangyixiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao,ketaxianzaideyangzi,shizaibukanrumu。

“ma,jintianwanshangwotongxiaojiaban,buyongjiwoliufanle!”

keshilintianxuelianselengmo,zhejimanghuangdeshanglou,huanlejianyifuyoujicongcongdechumen。

jiangyideshiqing,sihugentameiyoubanfenguanxi。