第5章
江家人也炸开锅。
tamenmeixiangdaochenyineitanziganbajiangqingxuedachengzhongshang。
suiranshuoyiqiandejiangjiashihanmen，wuquanwushi，danxianzaidashanglesujiadekuaiche，tamenjiangjiayijingjueqi，youzhesujiahewangjiazheicengguanxi，tamenkeyishuozaijiangchenghengzhezoudoumeirenganshuobange“bu”zi。
erfanguanchenyi。xianzaijiushigeyiwusuoyoudeqiongguangdan，shisheijitadeyongqigangenjiangjiazuodui？
“jie，chenyibaneigefeiwubanidachengzheiyang？zheigechouzanmennandaobubao？”
jiangqingxuededidijiangwukanzhejihuhuirongdejiangxueqing，fennudewozhequantou，henbudejiangchenyisuishiwanduan。
“didi，biequzhaoreneifeiwu，neifeiwuxueleneilaobusidejifenbenshi，xiehudehen！”
jiangqingxuesuirantongdeyanleizhiliu，henchenyihendeyayangyang，danduibianlegerensidechenyihaishixinyouyuji。
“jie，nijiuanxinyangshang，zheigechou，wojinibao，wojiubuxinzheigexie。”
jiangwujianjiangqingxuelianzhongchengzhutou，zaiyerenbuzhunuhuo。
......
hongshanbieyuanzheibiandelingqiqueshinongyulehenduo。
zaizheilidazuoyiwan，chenyijiqulehailiangdelingqi，lingqixidiwuzangliufu、meiyigemaokong、meiyicunxuerou，rangtashenqingqishuang，jingshenbaibei，pangdadejingshenliliangzhijiefugailezheizuozhandijiangjin1000pingdedabieshu。
dangran，zhuzhaizhandizhishisifenzhiyi，qitamianjidoushilvhuaheqitapeitaosheshi。
“wolianqisancengdejingjiezhongyugonggu......”
zhanqishenlai，chenyimanyidedianlediantou。
砰！
这时。
menkouturanchuanlaiyishengjuxiang。
zhijianyiliangsongshuidekachemengdizhuangkailebieshudamen。
chexianghoumenyidakai，dunshitiaoxialaijishigexiaohunhun，qishixiongxiongdechaozhebieshuchongleguolai。
“nimenyaoshibuxiangsidehua，zuihaozhanzaiyuandi，buyaodong。”
chenyituikaifangmen，zoulechulai，yuqibingleng。
zheiqunhunhun，weishoudezhengshijiangwu。
jiangwusuibuxuewushu，shangbuletaimian，danqueshijiangchengdaoshangxiaobawang，yongcuzhongduo。
“yohuo，nizheitanzihaizhenshizhihaole，kanlainizhenxuelechenlaotouzijifenbenshi。”
jiangwuzuilijiaozhekouxiangtang，jianshangkangzheyigenbangqiugun，waizhetou，pilipiqi，raoyouxingqudedalianglechenyiliangyan。
“jiangwu，kanzainiyiqianjiaowojiefudefenshang，daizhenideren，mashanggun，wokeyifangniyima。”
chenyizhanzaitaijieshang，jugaolinxia，dandandexiaodao。
“wopei，jiefu，jiunizheifeiwu，yepeishangwojie？
“yiqianjiaoniyishengjiefu，neishiweilehongnikaixin，rangnifangxindejiangchanyejiaojiwojie。
“xianzai，nisuanshenmedongxi？erwomenjiangjiazheijinianzaoyichengweijiangchengxingui，nixianzaihanwoyishengdie，wohuoxuhainengjiniliugequanshi。”
jiangwutudiaokouzhongkouxiangtang，yilianbiyihebuxie。
“wuge，genzhexiaozifeihuashenme，rangxiongdimenlaihaohaosihouta。”
“wohaiyiweishishenmesantouliubeidegaoshou，yuanlaishigeshouwufujizhilidexiaobailian，baxiongdimendoujiaolai，jianzhishishajiyongniudao。”
“xiehu？zheizheiguangtianhuarizhixia，jiusuantazhenshiapiaowo？yenengshousileta。”
yiqungouhunzijianchenyizhangdegengexiaobailianside，doumanliandeqingmie。
“chenyi，kanzainidangwomenjiangjiadianjiaoshidefenshang，wozaijiniyicizuzhiyuyandejihui，guixiaketouqiuwo，wojiniliugequanshi。”
jiangwuchenzherenduoshizhong，zaicixiaozhangdejiaoxiao。
陈易摇了摇头。
zheixiaozijingjiubuchichifajiu。
neime，tajintianzhihaohuodonghuodongquanjiao。
“kannihaixianggenwomendongshou？shei？jinideyongqia？”
jianchenyibudanbutui，fanerzoushangqian，jiangwudunshinuxiaozheshenshoupaixiangchenyidenaodai。
“咔嚓！”
一声脆响。
jinjiezhe，jiangwuzhenggerenjiuxiangzhipiqiu，zhijiefeilechuqu，zazairenqunzhong，zadeyiqungouhunzirenyangmafan。
“cao，gandawuge，xiongdimenshang，nongsita！”
yigebijiaozhongchengdegoutuijianjiangwubeichenyijiaochuaifei，dunshifennudejuzhegunzichaochenmozaguoqu。
“土鸡瓦狗！”
chenyiyaoleyaotou，zheixierenzaitayanzhong，sudutaimanle，jiuhaoxiangjingtoumanfangyiyang，daochudoushipozhan。
嘭！
chenyizhijieyiquanhenhendezazaizheigoutuidebiliangshang。
lidaogangganghao，zhijiejiangzheijiahuobiliangdalan，xianxuesijian。
jian“laoer”yebeichenyiyiquanganfan。
shengxiadegouhunzimendunshilengzhule。
suiranshangyimiaohaiaoaojiaozhewangqianchong。
danchongdaochenyigenqian，quebugancunjin，sheiyebuganshang。
“别怂啊，上啊！”
chenyiqueyoudianshangyinle，yongzheizhongnianyadeshililaidajiashizaishitaishuangle。
jiusuanjiaotinanshanjinglaoyuan，quandabeihaiyoueryuan，gujiyemeizheimeshuang。
dalaorenxiaohaibijinghuishoudaoliangxinqianze，danduiyuzheixiegouhunhun，chenyijuedezijishiweiminchuhai，wanquanmeiyouxinlifudan。
“wotemejiubuxinxiele......”
“dajiayiqishang，gansita，jiwugebaochou！”
chenyidehuajinuqianmianjigehanzi。
dantamengangchongchurenqun，chenyijiudongle。
buguozheiyicichenyimeidongshou，ershidongjiao。
啪啪啪！
yishuangshuangpixiebaokai，chongchurenqundejirenshenxingdunshijiangzhu。
jinjiezhe，shiyishengshengsixinliefeidetonghao。
zhijianjirenpixiedoubianlexiaqu，tiezaidibanshang，xianxuecongzhongshenchu，kanzhedourangrentoupifama，juhuafahan。
“doushanga！nimen？dousongbaoma？”
shuaidesijiaochaotiandejiangwurenzheguzhedejutong，congdishangpaleqilai，kanjianrenqunbujinfantui，bujindanu。
“wuge，zheijiahuobushiren！”
“zheijiahuojueduishihesanhuadannaizhangdade，zhandoulitaiqiangle！”
“taikongbule，laosan、laobadexiedoubaojiangle......”
yiqungouhunzidouheniaole，sheidoubuganzaiwangqian。
但就在这时。
menkouyouyouyiliangchekuangbiaoerlai。
chenyizhoumeiyipie，faxianshineiliangshuxidefalali。
“jiangwu，nidaizhezheimeduorenlaizheiganshenme？”
yixisuyazhangqun，lengruobingshuangdesumengyueyijingxiache，chaozheibiandabuzoulai。
“xiaogu，wozheibushijiyifanhewojiebaochouma？ninzenmepaozheierlaile？”
jiangwukanjiansumengyue，yegubushangguzhetengtong，zhimaolenghan，jimangdiantouhayaodejieshi。
苏梦月是谁？
sumengyuekeshiwangtianleimingmeizhengqudeqizi，bieshuota，jiusuandaoshangdalao，doudejiaoyishenggunainaia！
“jiyifanhejiangqingxuebaochou？
“轮得到你吗？
“你算什么东西？”