第1章 有病就去治,不要祸害人间

sanshiyitingdegongyulou,dianshilichuanchucaozadeshengyin,shizuijinrehuochaotiandexuanxiujiemu。

fuyoujiezoudeyinlechongchizaifangzhong,lianggenvhaizibaozheshupianpanxizuozairuantuanzishang,kanzhepingmulizhazhemaweibianzhanzaicweidenvren,chizhiyibi,“yebuzhidaotanalihao,changtiaoqilaihaidaichuande,zhendanxintaxinzangbingfufa,haidewangtazuilisaisuxiaojiuxinwan。”

“nixiaodiansheng,tahaizaifangjianlini!”

“pashenme!benlaijiushizibendechanwu,meidianbenshi!”shuohuadenvhaiguyibagaoleyindiao,shengpabierenbuzhidao。

“嘎吱——”

zheishi,dongcewofangdemenkaile,zhazhemaweibiandeguniangchuanzheluqibeixin,hanzheyizhanglian,shangtiaodehuliyanlengruobingshuang,gaotiaodeshenyingchuxianzaiketing,kongqidoulianglehaojigedu。

“jiushuonile,zenme,bufua?”gangcaidushedenvhaiyangqixiaba,qishihaimanqiangying。

maweiguniangnaqichajishangdeyaokong,“pa——”

电视关闭。

“jibengonglianlema?fashengdekeyezuolema?haishishuonimengenzhuwoyiyangdefangjiandasaole?”maweiguniangjugaolinxiadishenshizhelianggenvhaizhiwen。

duanfadenvhaimobuzuosheng,lingyigebolangjuanzhangfadenvhaishichulemingzuidu,cuilekou,fanlejibaiyan,“guannipishi!”

“haoa,buguanwodeshi,buxiangzaituanlidaidakeyigun。”

luoxiazheiyiju,maweigunianglengmodihuilefang。

tashitmstarszhongdeyiyuan,yeshizhenggenvtuandeduizhang,yongzhongwenlaishuo,duiwudemingzijiao“mingrizhixing”,buyongdengdaomingri,xianzai,tamenyijingshizhishoukeredeshaonvtiantuan。

buguo,zheituanliguanxi,jiqibuhexie。

“baninengnaide,yaobushininianlingda,nilao,ninengzuoduizhangma?jiabuchuqudelaonvren,zhuangshenmenen!”

yeyuechugangjinmen,jiutingzheiyiju,zhiganjuexinkouxiangshizhongleyijian,zhichuoxinwozi。

zaipingjunnianji20suidenvtuanli,ta25suiqueshilaodabuxiaole……

yeyuechukaozhemenban,xiangku。

tayexiangtanlianai,kegangdaxuebiyejiucanjianvtuandexunlian,cuotuoliangnianxialai,bieshuoduixiangle,liangexiangyangdenanrendoumeijianguo。

“滴滴——”

jiuzaizheishi,jingjirendeduanxinfuxianzaipingmushang:yuechu,pianpianwohuiaishangnidejubennikanlemeiyou,youmeiyoulinggan?

哎……

yeyuechuzuijiaochouchu,zuanzheshoujifadou,xiayimiaohenhenjiangshoujizazaichuangshang,“aisinasinaqu!”

qinaodichuanzhecuqi,banshanghou,tayoubuzhengqidipengqishouji,yinqiedihuiletiaoyuyin:lanlan,nifangxin,woyoushu。

songkaishouhou,tazuijiaodexiaoyijiangle,zheiyangxiaqubuxing,meiyoujingyantayidinghuibeidaoyanhuandiao,tadezhaogerenpeitatangelianai!

keshishoudonghuaping,souxunleliebiaolisuoyourenhou,tajuewangle,chuleqinqijiushiyulequanderen,nandaotayaozhaogelianxishengduitashuo:xiaodidi,nixuanwoma?

疯了!

zhengdangyeyuechuqiqiaoshengyan,yitiaoduanxintiaoruyanlian:linghunjiaoyou,renjunxuanze……

好东西!

tashousufeikuai,dianjinyemian,zhanxianzaiyanqiandeshigezhongshenmihezitupian,mingmabiaojia——xianrouxiaonaigou,badaojinyuxi,wenroulinjiadage,aojiaoxiaozhongquan……