第1章
wohemeimeiyiqichuchehuo。
woxinzangpolie，jixushoushu。
keshenweiyuanzhangdemamaquejiangsuoyouyishengzhaojidaomeimeibingfang，weizhishouqingweicashangdetajinxingquanshenjiancha。
woaiqiumamajiuwo，ketaquemanlianbunaifanhouwo“nizhengchongnengbunengkanshihou？nizhibuzhidao**meichadianshangdaolegutou！”
zuizhong，wosizailewurenfaxiandejiaoluoli。
kedezhiwosixunhou，zuihenwodemamaquefengle。
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siqiandezuihousanfenzhong，wodelinghunpiaodaolemamadeshenbian。
cishi，womamazhengzuozaimeimeidebingchuangbianmanliandanyoudeqidao：「baobao，nibuyaohemama，kuaidianxingguolaihaobuhao。」
babamanlianbaonu：「yaobushisongshengzheigechushengmeibaohuhaota，baobaozenmehuizheiyang！daihuikanwobudasita！」
wozhanzaipangbiankanzhe，xinzhongfanqiyibokuse。
baba，nibuyongdongshoule，woyijingsile。
sizailenimendelengmozhong。
cishi，yishengmenzaisongbaodebingchuangqianweichengyiquan。
quedingtazhishishangdaolegutoumeiyoudaai，qizhongyimingnianzhangdeyishengcaigantiqiwo，xiaoxinyiyidewen：「yuanzhang，zhendebuyongguanshengshengma？tachehuohaoxiangfeichangyanzhong。」
mamalianshangdeguanhuaidunshizhuanweiyane，dashenghouqilai：「tayouyanshenmexile？shibushiyaozhuangsi？tahaibuzhidaotabameimeihaichengshenmeyanglema！」
wozhengzhengdekanzhemama，siqudexinzang，hudeyizhencitong。
mingmingwoyeshitamendenver，jiuzhendeyidiandoubuzaihuwoma？
turan，mamanaqishoujibotonglewodedianhua。
hushigangbashoujididaowodeerbian，wotingdaode，bushiwosuoqidaideguanxin，ershiyirujiwangderuma：「songsheng，nishenmeshihoucaikengunlaiji**daoqian？」
wozhongyuxinleng，zaimeiyouleqidai。
shia，tagenbenbuzaihuwo。
xiangxiangyeshi，gangbeitaijinyiyuanshi，woaiqiumamajiuwo，tayezhishiliuxialeyiju：「nizhengchongnengbunengkanshihou？nizhibuzhidao**meichadianshangdaolegutou！」suihoutouyebuhuidedaizhesuoyouyishengzhaogumeimei。
tanayouxinsilaiaiwoni？
hushikanbuxiaqule，jieguoshouji：「yuanzhang，shengshengtazhendekuaiyaobuxingle。」
kejianxinwozaihunaodemamalengxiaochusheng：「zenme，zheihuaizhongjiniduoshaoqianle，rangnipeihetayanzheichuxi！zhenmeixiangdaozheihuaizhonghaiyouzheizhongbenshi！」
huayingangluo，zhuangyunxujiudesongbaozhongyuxinglai，zhuangchuyifuxuruodeshengyin：「ba，ma，jiejietazenmeyangle？」
mamakanzhebingchuangshangguaiqiaodongshidesongbao，shenqingbiandegengjiayane：「songsheng，ninengbunengxiangniyiyangdongdianshi？tabeinihaichengzheiyanghaizaiguanxinni，3fenzhongneibugunguolaiji**daoqian，yihoujiubiezailaijianwole！」
womaguaduandianhua，qidexiongkouyizhenqifu。
wobazaitapangbianyiliandebuman：「hantalaiganshenme？haixiantahaibaobaohaidebugoucanma？」
songbaonanyandeyidebiaoqing，momodedixialetou，nachumanshikuijiudeshenqingwangxiangbama：「bama，nimenbieshengqile，jiejieshiyinweiyizhiduiwoqiangzoutaliuxuemingedeshigenggengyuhuai，taguaiwoshiyinggaide」
我感到可笑。
meixiangdaowodousile，meimeisongbaohaizaitiaobowohebamadeguanxi。
buguo，bamashibuhuikanchulaide。
zaitamenyanzhong，songbaoyongyuandoushibiwotinghuaguaiqiaodehaizi。
gengbuhuiquxiang，neichangchehuo，jiushitamenxinaidenversongbaoqinshoubawotuixiangmalude。