第1章

「shenme?niyaodaiwoqujiannima?」

woyilianzhenjingdikanzhewoduixiang,manlianxiezhekangju。

sheirenbuzhisheirenbuxiaolidingkundemamashigeyuanjinwenmingdepofu。

tamamazaicaishichangmaicai,yudaoguide,feiyaorangshangjiajiangjiamaijita,bumaijiulimatangdishangsapodagun,wusuobuyong!haiyoushangcidezuitadelishenzi,tazhijiezuozairenjiajiamenkoumalesantiansanye!

haiyougenglipude!tingshuotahaibazijierzidaihuijiadeduixiang,yigegejidapaole!

guanyutadapaoerxifudechuanwenzhongshuofenyun,youdeshuotashinaozibuzhengchang,youdeshuoshiyinweitayoulianziqingjie,haiyoudeshuoshitakanbushangneilianggeerxifu。

ai,wodangchuyaoshizhidaolidingkunyouzheiyangyigema!wodasidoubuhuigentajiaowangde!

「wobuqu!wobuqu!wobuqu!」wotouyaodegengebolangguside,zaicibiaodalewode***!

lidingkunjianwotaidurucijianjue,youxiewunaidao:「baobao,womennianjidoubuxiaole,erqiezanmendoutansannianlianaile,woshizhendehenxiangqunihuijia。」

「keshiniqianlianggenvpengyou,youpiaoliangshencaiyouhao,doubeidapaole,woganjuewoqudehua,haibuzhidaobeizenmexiuruni。」

「suiranshuowoyebibuchaba,danshiwobuhuineimeshadijuedewoshineigeliwai。」

lidingkunmolemowodetou,kaikoudao

「meishi,nifangxin,yiqieyouwo。」

次日清晨。

lidingkunkaichedaizhewolaidaoletajia。wotizheliwuzhanzaimenwai,poyouxietantebuan。

tinglidingkunshuotamamaxingchen,neiwochenghutadeshihoushijiaoayini,haishijiaochenayini

「bada」yishengmenkaile。zhijianyigefurenzhanzaimenpang,wokanxiangtademianrong,zhijuedeyousanfenxiangwoyijingqushidemama。

buguotadeliansetainankanle,woyouxiegangadixiaolexiao,ranhoutizheliwujinlewuli。

gangcaineigefurenyinggaijiushilidingkundemamaba?kanyangziqueshibutaihaoxiangchua。

lishushuyijianwojinwu,limareqingdiyingshanglai,

「aiyou,nijiushiwoerzitandeneigenvpengyou?zhangdekezhenpiaoliang!」

「zhenshizufenmaoqingyanle,woerzihedehenengnengqudaonizheimehaokandeguniang!」