第3章

shuangjia**ladeteng,yinweizuoyoudouaileyibazhang。

zheimonvdongzuotaikuai,wugongtaigao,tangyugenbenmeiyoufankangzhili。

dangran,zhuyaoshimonvneiyiju“zheishilaoniangdechuwen”,rangtayoudianfuzuigan。

danzhuannianyixiang,pidefuzuigan,tayihuierxiaozhetongdaozi,yihuierlengzheshuohenhua,wanquanjiushigexinuwuchangdefengpozi,xintashichuwen?buruxinlaodieshizhinan。

“henduoshiwoyaoqujiaojie,daoshangyeyaodazhaohu,miandezongyourencishani,huaiwodaji。”

“zainichujiazhiqian,wokendinghuilai。”

“niyebiexiangzhetao,taodaonalidoumeiyongde。”

xiershuaixiajijuhenhuajiuzoule,dantianzhidaotashibushizhendezoule。

唐禹老实了。

也清醒了。

bijingbozishanghaiguacaini。

tasuanshimingbaile,zheigeshidaizhendehendian,renyedoubuzhengchang,yixieshiqingkanqilaihenhuangdan,wanquanbufuheluoji,danpianpianjiushizhenshide。

siwangshizhenshide,cikeshizhenshide。

zaizheiyangdehuanjingxia,yaozenmezhenzhengzhaodaohuolu?

muqianwodeyikaozhiyousige——

laodie、weihunqi、wangjialaoye、jianchusi。

laodieshuole,takuaichengbuzhule。

wangjialaoyeaizuandong,zheigelaozishoubule。

zheierzheshouxianpaichu,haishengxialiangge。

jianchusinengduifumonvhecikema?neiqunlaoheshanghenqiang,yinggaikeyi,zhiyaojinqujiuanquanle。

danshi…zheimonvnaodaiguacongmingdehen,kendinganzhongdingzhelaozide,yidanjitaremaole,neihouguozhenshibukanshexiang。

weiyidelu,haishiweihunqi。

made,xianzaizhenchenglefeixieqiutongbujiale!

zhiyoujiaguoqu,kaomonvdeliliangbaohuziji,tongshiyoukaoxieqiutongzheigebiantaisharenkuangxianzhimonv,xingchengfengxianduichong,caiyouhuomingdejihui。

fouze…laoziqunalizhaoshenmezangbaotua!

jiaguoqu,wanyixieqiutongpianjiuxihuanlaozizheiyikuan,aiwoaidesiquhuolai,daoshihoufuqitongxin,yejiunengbamonvyijiaotikaile。

nanienvren!laozihaishiyouyitaode!

daoshihoudehaohaoshejiyixia,batasisinaniezhu!

zhinengzheiyangle…laotianbaoyoua…

ganglaidaozheigeshidai,qingkuangzheimefuza,zaoyudaodekunjingyouzheimeduo。

tangyuzaisikaogezhongwenti,chuleyanqiandechulu,haiyouyihoudezaohua。

xiangyaozaizheigeluanshishengcunxialai,yinju、foxi、bishishibukenengde,zhinengwanggaolepa,zuodaoxiangui,zuodaoyouquanyoushi,cainengzhenzhengzhanwenjiaogen。

haozaibushipinmin,ershihanmen。

suiranlaodiemeishenmediyun,bibushangneixieshuzu,danyesuanshirulehanmendemenlanle。

jianglairuguonengdashangzhongzhengguandexian,mengmengsaiqian,pingge“xiaxia”huo“xiazhong”haishiyouxiwangde,gaobuhaohainengpingge“xiashang”ni。

taifuza,jushiyezaibianhua,xianzaisikaoqilaihaowutouxu。

yihuangyantiandoukuaiheile,tangyuduzidouele,yushiyiqueyiguaizouchulefangjian。

caizaishidibanshang,kanzhecuoluoyouzhideyuanzi,wangzhetiankongyijingchuxiandeliaoluoxingchen。

chuanyuea,wanrumenghuan,queyourucizhenshi。

houlongshangkoudecitonggan,xianxueganningdeyangsegan,douzaitixingzheta,zheigeluanshirujushanbanyalai,rongbudeyidianxixuele。

shenyuanlideyouyu,bunengzaibazheilidangchengyichangmengjingle,buranzaowanhuibeiheiantunshi。

“来人!来人!”

tangyuxiangmingbaileyiqie,dahanleqilai。

lianggeshinvkuaibuzoulai,duizhetangyushili。

tangyudao:“shaokaishui,wenlezhihoubangwoqinglibozishangkou,shangyaobaozha。”

zaizheigeshidai,yiqiedouyaoxiaoxinyiyi,yiliaoshuipingyouxian,xiaobingxiaotongdoukenengshiquxingming。

made,gaiduoqinneimonvyikoude,kuidale。

yourenshihuandeziweihaishibucuo,tangyujiutangzaiyuanzhongdeyizishang,ziranyourenjitashangyaobaozha。

shinvhaishuodao:“gongzi,nizhenshigeyingxiongni。”

tangyuxinzhongjuedehaoxiao,zheixieshinvpaimapixiangshangwei,danyouzhaobuzhunfangxianga…

lingwaiyigeshinvyedao:“shia,gangongkaitiaoxinxiejialiu**de,zhenggejiankangchengyemeiyoua。”

xiejialiu**?neibujiushixieqiutongma?

laozizenmegongkaitiaoxintale?

tangyujuedebuduijing,yushilianmangwendao:“daodizenmehuishi?shuoqingchu!”

shinvyihuodao:“gongzinandaobuzhi?zhenggejiankangchengdouchuanbianleya,gongziyaojiaoxunxieqiutong。”

tangyuhoudao:“shuojutidian!”

shinvdao:“waibianyouchuanyan,shuogongziqinkoushuo…yaojiajixieqiutong,yaobatadiaoxunchengyitiaoguaimugou…”

“gongzishuo,jiuxihuantazheizhonghuaidaoguzilidelannvren,yaobataduzigaoda,shengshigebageernv…”

唐禹直接目瞪口呆。

lingyigeshinvdao:“gongzi,xianzaihenduorenkuanini,shuonishigedanzidade,jianglaiqiantubuke**。”

“jushuolianxiejiadalaoyedouzhidaozheijianshile,haidafaleitingni。”

zheitamadaodizenmehuishi!sheizaigaowo!

yidingshixierneigesimonv!tajiushigedianzi!

zhengxiangdaozheili,waibianjiuchuanlailedaxiaosheng。

“呼呼哈哈嚯嚯!”

tangdeshandabuzoulejinlai,xiaodao:“era!gaodingle!nidiewobangnizuodaole!”

tangyuyouxiechiyi,dengyandao:“nizuoleshenme?”

tangdeshandao:“bangnishuomeia,zanmenshangwushanglianghaode,jiajixieqiutong。”

“wozhijiequlewuyixiang,kehenxiejiarendoubuxieyujianwo。”

“danwoxianglegebanfa,zhijiehaozhaoduchanglidexiongdimenshangjiexuanchuan,banidehenhuadouhanlechuqu。”

“xieqiutongneigefengnvren,kendingrenbulede,kongpahuiqinzilaijieniguomen。”

tangyuyijingzuanjinlequantou,zhenhenbudebazheitiaolaogoudasi。

taqidedahoudao:“woyoushuoguoneixiehuama!”

tangdeshandao:“nishuoguoa,jiuxihuanneiyangdehuainvren,duifutahenyouyitao,feitabujia。”

“nidiewozhishiweiledadaomude,shaoweitianyoujiaculeyixia。”

“yongzheiyangdejijiangfa,yeshiweilenihaoa!”

“nidiezheigedianzi,jilingbu?”

机灵你个大粑粑!

jialiyougedianziwangdedie,guaibudegaodejifeigoutiaode。

yigezangbaotudianzi,meisuanjidaoshashou,daoshibaxierzheizhongmonvrelaile。

xianzaiyoulaiyigejijiangfa,haohaohao,rucijiaguoqu,busicaiguai!

benxiangkaozhezheimeduoniandeyuepianjilei,qianxinxiuxuedequanmianjishu,yijiyinglaoqianbeidedutezhifa,henhennaniexieqiutong,batamideshenhundiandao,siquhuolai。

xianzaihaole,dongfangkenenghuizhijiebianjingshifang。

laozijiqiaozaiduo,yewuyongwuzhidile。

doushizheigelaodongxihuaishia!

tangyuliezuidao:“niruguohaixiangwohuo,jiubuyaozaixiangzheixiegoupidianzile!”

“nishangwugangzou,laozijiubeicishale!”

tangdeshanjingkongwanfen,lianmangdao:“daodishenmeqingkuang!kuaishuoqingchu!”

tangyubaxierdeshishuolechulai。

tangdeshanzeshigantandao:“nijiushuowodedianziyoumeiyouyongba!youmeiyouyong!”

“**…”

tangyuzhendebiebuzhule,danjiuzaicishi,waiyuandementuranbeituikai,jinjiezhejiushineiyuan。

shiduogekuiwudezhuanghandabuzoulejinlai,zhengqiyouxu。

houbianshinupu,tiaozhegeshigeyangdepinli。

zuihou,yigejiaozibeirentailejinlai,huanhuanfangzaidishang。

yishijian,tangjiazhongrendoulengzhule。

jiaozili,chuanlailengmoyouaomandeshengyin:“tangyu,zhanchulai。”

zheiyike,tangyudeneixinshibengkuide。

laodiedehaodianzi,zhijie**lexieqiutong,xianzaitazhenqinzilaile。

guanjianshi,xierhaimeihuilaia!

谁保护老子啊!

风险对冲不了了!

“我儿子在这!”

tangdeshanlianmangfuzhetangyuzhanqilai,dashengdao:“tajiuzaizheilidengzhenini!”

piankedechenmohou,jiaozilichuanlaigengjiabinglengdeshengyin。

neixianranshixieqiutongdeshengyin:“jiushinishuo,woshiyigehuaidaoguzilidelannvren?”

“jiushinishuo,yaobawodiaoxunchengyitiaoguaimugou?”

“jiushinishuo,yaogaodawodeduzi,rangwoshengshigebageernv?”

tangdeshandaxiaodao:“bucuo!zhengshiwuertangyu!”

zheiyike,zaiduodebaoyuandoushimeiyouyiyidele。

jiusuandangchangbazheitiaolaogoudasidoumeiyongle。

只能硬着头皮上!

tangyudao:“nijiushixieqiutong?zhanchulaiqiaoqiao!ruguojiankangdiyimeinvmingbufushi,laozihaibuxieyudiaoxunni。”

huayinluoxia,jiaolianxiankai。

yigechuanzhebaiyideqinglengnvzizouchu,tashenzigaotiaoxianxi,pifubaixiruxue,juemeidewuguanxiangshihuazhongdexianzi,bukefangwu。

《luoshenfu》zhongsuoyoudezanmei,douxiangshiweitaerxiede。

dantadeyanzhongzhiyoubinglengdehanyi。

baokuotadeshengyin:“pinliliuxia,batangyujiwobangqilai,daizou!”