第1章 头上绿油油

叮——。

dianhuadelingyitouchuanlainvernaishengnaiqidehuhuan。

“baba,nikuaihuijiahaobuhao,mamadaileyige**yifudeshushu,lianggerenzaiwoshili,wohaohaipa,wuwuwu!”

一瞬间。

suyangdedanaofangfoyishunjianbeiqingtianpilijizhong。

整个人差点站不稳。

什么!?

“yingying,nishuoshenme?”

suyangbingbuganxiangxinzijitingdaodezheiyiqie,keshiguainverxianglaidongshitinghua,conglaibuhuisahuang,ganggangsansuishangyoueryuandeta,jingchangbeilaoshikuazanshigedongshidexiaoyatou。

**衣服的叔叔?

hezijilaopozaiwoshili?

nvershenmedoubudong,danshitakandaodehuamianyidingshizhenshide。

zhiyouchengnianrencaizhidao,zheiyangdehuamiandaibiaoleshenme。

“baba,nihuilaihaobuhao……wohaipa,shushuzaiwoshilifachuqiguaidejiaosheng,wopatahuishanghaimama!”

nverhenshijiaolvdekuqiuzhe,zhandoudeshengyin,pianbuleren。

yeningshuang,nidaodizaiganshenme?

fangzhenverbuguanbugu,genbiedenanrensihun,haidaihuijia?

nitemade,danglaozibucunzai?

suyangjinjinniezhequantou,xinzhongdenuhuo,buduandebeidianran。

yibuzuo,erbuxiu,jintiangancuijiuyusiwangpo!

suyangnubukeedechonghuilejia,yijiaofenlijiangmenchuaikai。

cike,yeningshuangdandingziruodecongwoshilizoulechulai,kanzhewumenbeichuailan,zhenggerendoulengzhule。

“suyang,niyoubinga!niganshenme?!”

“nishuo**shenme?jiwodailvmao,nixinlitekaixinshibushi?!”

suyangjinjinniezhequantou,zijibazheibeizizuihaodepiqidoujilezheigenvren,gentajiehun,yixinyiyiweilezheigejia,fengliyulidepinminggongzuo。

keshimeixiangdao,daotoulai,xiaochoujingranshiziji。

cike,nversuyingyingsesefadoudezhanzaiqiangjiao,henshikongjudekanzhewoshidefangmen。

buyongduoshuo,guangcongnverdeyanshenjiunengzhidao,neigejianfujiuzailimian!

“nifengle?nizaihushuoshenme!?”

yeningshuangzhenjingwubidekanzhesuyang,haoxiangyiqieshenmeshiqingdoumeiyoufashengguoyiyang。

“我看你怎么说!”

suyangzhijiechongjinwoshi,tuikaimenyikan。

limianjingrankongdangdangde,shenmerenyemeiyou。

奇怪,人呢!?

yidingshitingdaoshengyin,duoqilaile!

suyangnubukeedechonglejinqu,yigunaoerdejiangchuanglianchekai,meiyou,youzhuanshenjiangyijudakai,haishimeiyou。

啪!

yibazhanghenhendeshuaizailesuyangdelianshang。

“suyang!nishibushiyoubing!nixiangganshenme!nifashenmefeng!nizheiyanghuihedaonverde!”

yeningshuangqihongleyankanzhesuyang。

zheiyibazhang,dazailesuyangdelianshang,tongzaisuyangdexinli。

zijiduiyeningshuangkeyishuoshiwenxinwukui,zheixienian,wuluntazenmefapiqi,zijidoushirongrenchongai,bijingzijidelaopobuchongzhe,nandaorangbierenlaichongbucheng?

keshi,yeningshuangjuranzheiyangduiziji。

zheiyangdeshiqing,zuomengyemeixiangguo。

“yingying,nishibushikandaoyigeshushuzaiwoshili?”

苏扬猛然看向女儿。

nverweiweinuonuodediandiantou,yanleibadabadadewangxiadiao,weiqubabadeshuodao,“wokandaolede。”

“yingying!nizaihushuobadaoshenme!nihaixianshiqingbugouluanshibushi!”

“**!nihaiyoushenmehuayaoshuo!”

suyanghenbudeyibazhangdaxiaqu,keshizijizuizhongmeixiadeleshou。

bijingzheigenvren,cengjingshizijidezuiai,zijizenmeyezuobudaodongshou,jibiantashanghaileziji。

“我们离婚吧。”

yeningshuanglenglengdeshuodao,yanshenlibiandeshifendemoran。

buguoyihuier,yeningshuangdefumuyedoulailejiali。

baomujiangnverdaijinlewoshi,burangcanyudaodarenzhijiandemaodunli。

此时此刻。

qifenbiandeshifendeningzhong。

zhangmunianglengyankanxiangsuyang,“dangchuwojiubugairangningshuangjiajini!nishuoniyoushenmeyong?yaoqianmeiqian,yaobenshimeibenshi,daoxianzaihaizhishigesongwaimaide!yaobushiyinweinizheigefeiwu,wonveryebuhuibeidanwu!”

“离婚!”

“必须离婚!”

“pingshenmerangwonvergennizheiyangdelajizaiyiqi,waimianzhuitaderenduolequle,suibianyigelinchulai,doubiniqiangbaibei!”

“zijimeibenshi,haiwumiewonver?hehe,jiusuanwonverzhenshizhaolebiedenanren,neinengguaishei,haibushiguaini!nizijimeibenshi,meiyong,zijidelaopodoushoubuzhu,shuojubuhaotingde,nizheiyangdelaji,quwonverbenjiushishaogaoxiangle,haiganyaoqiuzheimeduo,zijijijinjiliang,xinlimeidianshu?”

meiyijuhua,doucitongzhesuyangdeneixin。

因为自己不够优秀?

zheijiushichuguideliyouma?

jiranzaiyiqile,chenglejia,buyinggaihaohaodeguorizi?

shenmeshihou,chuguiyechenglelisuoyingdangdeshiqingle?

dangnian,yinweiyeyeyeqianglieyaoqiu,bixurangyeningshuangjiajiziji,shuoshiyougaorensuanming,shuozhiyouzijinengfuyejia,suoyicaitongyizijiyigexiangxiaqiongxiaozigenyejiaqianjinjiehun。

dangchuyeshiyiweizijizoulegoushiyun,nengqugezheimepiaoliangdelaopo。

ranhoujiehundezheijinianli,zijihundeliangoudouburu。

yeningshuangdejiarenconglaidoumeizhengyanqiaoguoziji,daxinyanlidejuedezijijiushixiadengren,bupeigentamenzhanzaiyiqi,jiulianchifandoushibuyunxusuyangshangzhuo,zhinengzijiduanlefandaochufangdunzhechi。

keshizijiyeconglaimeishuoguoshenme,bijingrenjiaqianjindaxiaojie,weiqujiajiziji,xinliyouqi,yeshinenglijie,zhiyaoshijianjiule,zheixiedoubushiwenti。

“shuowonverchugui,niyouzhengjuma?meiyoujiubiehushuobadao!”

“ruanfanyingchi,nihaishidiyiren!chiruanfanhaichideneimelizhiqizhuangde!womenyedoushougoule!ganjinqianzilihun,congjinwanghou,gebuxianggan!”

yefunubukeedejianglihunxieyishubaizailesuyangdemianqian。

suyanganranshisedekanzheyanqiandelihunxieyishu。

zijizheixienian,wanrutiangouyiyangdeduidaiyeningshuang,banengjitadequanbujitale。

keshi,zhishizhizhong,tamenyijiarendoumeibazijidangrenkan。

rujinjiuxiangrenglajiyiyang,bazijisaodichumen,yidianqingmiandoumeiyou。

yeningshuangcikedeyanshenlianranwubi,meiyourenhedejuanlianhebushe,sihuzaojiuzaidengdailihundezheiyikele。

“nihailengzheganshenme!ganjinqianzibuxingma?”

“woshihuagaosuniba,wozaojiujiningshuangwuseleyigehaonanren,zaiyinxingligongzuo,shiyinxingxingzhangdeerzi,tiaojianhenbucuo,renjiayehenxihuanwonver!”

丈母娘突然说道。