第二章恶心透顶
“客到！！”
“wanghaijituandongshizhangwangzhengshanqianlaidiaoyan！”
zhijianlaosilaisidechemengangyidakai，wangzhengshanbianjicongcongdicongcheshangtiaoxia，sanliangbujiuchongjinlelingtang。
tashuangyantonghong，leishuidashizhenggelianjia。
tapaodaowodeguancaiqian，putongyixiaguidaozaidi，baozhewodeguancaijiuhaotaodaku。
“wuwuwu，wodehaoxiongdia，nizenmejiuxianyibuliwoerqule......”
wangzhengshanyibiankuyibianchuidazijidexiongtang，kudesixinliefei。
wocongguancaizhongqingxidikanjian，yanqiandeqichinanerleishuibutingdicongyankuangzhonghualuo，kudeshineimedeshangxinnanguo。
yishijian，wodoukaishihuaiyiwozijishibushiyijingzhendesile。
kanzhewangzhengshanjiuzaiwodemianqian，woneixinwubidejidong。
tashiwodexiongdi，yiweichushengrusidexiongdi。tahewoyiyang，tongyangshiyiweiquanshitaotiandefengyunrenwu。
tadailaidecheduizhong，yidaqunbaobiaocongcheshangfengyongerxia，xunlianyousudilieduizailedaoluliangce。
zheiyike，woxinzhongdejushizhongyuluoxiale。
woshenhuleyikouqi，zhunbeituikaiguancaiban。
keturan，lingtangwaituranchuanlaiyizhensaoluan。
daliangdeheiyibaobiaoconglingtangwaichonglejinlai，tamenshouzhongxiedaizhegunbang，yijiminghuanghuangdegangguan，zuzuyoushushiren。
tamenxiangshizaoyouzhunbei，gangchongjinlaijiupuxianglewangzhengshandailaideneipibaobiao。
duanduanyishunjian，lingtangwaiaihaoyipian。
wangzhengshandailaiderenyuanwuyixingmian，beitamenquanbuzhifu。
zheiyimu，lingwodetongkongshousuo，huxidoubujintingzhile。
huyejuranzaianchubuzhilezheimeduoderenshou！
“大嫂？”
“这是怎么回事？”
wangzhengshantingjianlewaimiandedongjing，tahuiguoshenlai，bukesiyidikanxianglesuqing。
suqingmeiyouhuiying，fandaoshiyipangdehuyexiangtazouleguolai。
“a？dasao！shuohuaa！zheigenanrenshishei？”
wangzhengshankanzhehuanhuanzoulaidehuye，renbuzhudashenghedao。
“我是谁？”
“woshiyaonimingderen！”
huyewangshoulitulekoutuomo，congqiangjiaochaoqiyigenbangqiugun，chaozhewangzhengshandelianbuzaqu。
噗嗤！
bangqiugunhenhendiluozaiwangzhengshandelianshang，yizuidemenyabeidadexisui，daliangdexianxuehunzazheyachicongkouzhongpenchu。
xianxuepenjiandaolewodeguancaishang，zaiguancaidefengxizhijianhualuochuyitiaotiaoxuexian。
wangzhengshanbeizheiyiza，chedimeiledongjing，zhitingtingdiyundaozailexuebozhizhong。
womuziyulie，shuangquanjinwo，zhijiadouxianrulerouli。
yanqiandaoxiade，shiwotonggangongkudexiongdi！
cengjing，womenfashiyaotongshenggongsi，rujin，woyanzhengzhengkanzhetaweiwoshoushangliuxue，quewunengweili......
woshuangshouzaizhandou，wohenbudelikechongchuqugentamenpinming。
kewodelizhigaosuwo，yidingyaolengjing，jixudengdaishiji，yinweixianzaidewo，bunengyouyisiyihaodeshiwu！
cishidehuyediudiaoleshouzhongdebangqiugun，taochuleyifenshixianzhunbeihaodehetong。
tanaqiwangzhengshandaixuedeshouzhi，zaihetongluokuandeweizhianshangleyigehonghongdedashouyin。
ranhouzoudaosuqingdeshenhou，huaixiaozheqialeqiatayaojianderuanrou。
“suqing，nidejiceguoranguanyong，wangzhengshanzheigezuidadeyinhuanbujinchanchule，tawanghaijituandechanyeyeluodaolewomenshoushang！”
“huye，nizhenhuai......”suqingjiaoxiaoleyisheng，ranhouyiweizailehuyedehuaili。
zheiyimu，guancaizhongdewokandeqingqingchuchu。
woxinzhongnuma，zheigenvrenzhenshiexintouding。
“xianzaiyaobuyaobayehongzheijiahuodeshitimaile？yimianyezhangmengduo！”
huyeruoyousuosidikanxianglewodeguancai。
kezheijuhuagangyishuochu，suqingjingrandangzaileguancaimianqian，yilianyansudikanzhehuye。
“buxing，jueduibunengmai！”