【chounvren，jiugaibazijizangqilai，zuihaoyigentoufasidoubieluchulai，zhenhuiqi！chumenyudaogezheimechoudejiahuo！】
【视频】
jingjingyukanzhexiaoqulimiandeweixinqun，diankaishangmiansuizhewenzifalaideshipinkanleyiyan。
zhaopianlimiandenvrenguangkanshangqujiuyouerbaiduojin，shenshangdefeirousuizhezoubuyizhanyizhande，yinyinluchulaidewugenshouzhiyoucuyouyuan，wuguanbeifeiroujizaiyiqi，mianqiangcainengkandaoneishuangluchulaidehaisuanshichengchedeyanjing。
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【zheinvrenjiushichulaiweihaishehuideba，jianyisongdaodiguochouxiatamenyanjing。】
【zhichi！zheihezhishiweihaishehuia，pangdewojiandeduo，choudewojiandeyeduo，danpangchengzheiyang，chouchengzheiyangde，wohaishidiyicijiandao，exin！】
【nimenzheixiesinanren，jiuhuicongbierendewaimaoshanggongjirenjiaxiaoguniang，woshangcixialoudeshihoukandaoguozheigexiaoguniang，renjiaxinchangkehaoli，haiweiliulangmaoni。】
【xinchanghaogepi，zhangchengjiushilaxiabierendeyanjing，neijiushiedu！】
jingjingyufaxian，zaikandaozheixienantingdehuadeshihou，tabizijixiangxiangdehaiyaopingjing，zheixienantingdehuatacongxiaodaodayijingbuzhidaotingdaoguoduoshaole，zaojiuyijingmamule。
talianleyixiamouzi，naqifangzaimenkoudelajijiuxialouqule。
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diantidingdeyishengdakaile。
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neishaoniansihuyezhishisuiyidechaojingjingyukanyiyan，chulejingjingyugangshangdiantideneigeyanshen，meiyouzaikanjingjingyuyiyan。
xialediantihou，jingjingyuzhibenlajitongerqu，sihaomeiyouzhuyidaoshenhouhaigenzheyigeren。
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“chounvrenbianchengchounvrenlou，hahahahaha！youpangyouchouyouchou！”
jingjingyutingdaozheixionghaizixingzailehuodeshengyin，kanzhezheishizuoyongzhelianshangciyandeyidexiaorong。
jingjingyumolemohoucaoya，dabushangqian，sihaodoumeiyouhezheigexionghaizikeqi，shangqianjiubayanqiandezheigexionghaizitiliuqilai，baxionghaizidenaodaianzailelajitonglimian。
tazirenweiyixiangyurenweishan，conglaimeiyoudezuiguoyanqiandexionghaizi，shenzhilianjiandoumeijianguojimian，jintianquebeiyanqiandezheigexionghaizirucidexinong。
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xionghaizisihumeiyouxiangdaojingjingyujingranhuizheiyangzuo，zhenggerendoukaishizhengzhaqilai，zuilihaimagebuting。
“chounvren！pangnvren！kuaisongkaiwo，xiaoxinworangwogedasini，baninaodaitixialai！”
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tingzhexionghaizizuilidezanghua，jingjingyudeliqimeiyousihaodeshoulian，jiuzheimedandandetingzhe。
xionghaiziyecongkaishidedamajianjiankaishiqiuraoqilai。
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naodaicubujifangdekezailelajitongshang。
zaiyishixiaoshideqianyimiao，jingjingyukanqingchulechuaitadeneigeren，shizaidiantilimianyudaodeneigeshaonian。
neigeshaoniankanxiangtadeshihou，yanshenlimianmanshixiane，sihujingjingyushineilajitonglimiandezangdongxiyiyang。
“jinyangege，nigangcaineiyijiaoshizaishitaishuaile，yidingyaojiaojiaowo！”
xionghaizideshengyinyinyinyueyuechuanlai，jingjingyuananjixialeneigemingzi。
靳严。
zheishijingjingyuyouyishizhiqiankandezuihouyigeren，suizhejingjingyuyishideyidiandiandexiaosan，tatingdaoleyishengsiyouruowudeshengyin。
【wanglianhaiwangxitongyixuanzhongsuzhu，zhengzaibangdingzhong……】
【绑定成功！】
suizheshengyindeyidiandianmohu，jingjingyuchedideyunleguoqu。
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zhiyouxiaoqulimianlaojiuhunandeludeng。
jingjingyutangzailajitongpangbian，gangxinglaijiutingdaoyourenduitazhizhidiandian。
“zheichounvrengaibuhuishifengleba，zenmetangzailajitongpangbianshuizhele。”
“wokantashizhongyuyouzizhizhimingle，zhidaozijishilaji，dangranyaoqutangzailajitongpangbianle。”
erbiandehuayijingbiyijunanting，jingjingyutingzaierduolimian，tuozhechenzhongdeshentiqishen，yibuyibudechaozheloushangzouqu，sihujiuxiangshimeiyoutingdaozaichangderenhuayiyang。
zaichangderenkandaojingjingyuyijuhuadoumeiyoushuozhijiewangloushangzouqule。
buxiedeqinghengyishengshuodao。
“呸！怂包子。”
jingjingyutingdaolezheijudima，yijiumeiyoulihui，jixuwangjiadefangxiangzouqu。
jingjingyuzhizhibuli，bujinyinweitasong，ershijingjingyujingqidefaxian，taxinglaizhihounaodailimianduoleyigemomingqimiaodedongxi。