“fashenmedainididi？jidianfanyingxingbuxing？”
jiangyehaichenjinzaigangcaidetiyanzhong，meixiangdaoruanmengxuejiejuranhaiyouzheimebadaodeyimian，aileaile。
“didiwozheixiazhenbuganjingle，jiejienibixuduiwofuze。”
“zhidaole，zhidaole。zouba，jiejiedainiquchifan，ladenengchima？”
“没问题。”
jiangyedefuqinyeshichuanyuren，zhibuguohoumianyijudaojingchengle，suiranjiangyecongxiaozaijingchengzhangda，danjiuchilaeryan，yeshiwanquanmeiwentide。
xushishidaizhejiangyequleyijiachuancaiguan，benyiweihuishizaixuexiaofujin，meixiangdaozuochezuoleshiduofenzhongcaidao。
“zheijiadiandechuancaizuodekezhengzongle，woyeshizhaolehaojiucaizhaodaozheimeyijiazhengzongdechuancaiguan。”
yijincanting，kongqizhongjiuchuanlaiyiguxinladeweidao。
哼哼～
xushishiyongbizixiulexiu。
“jiushizheigeweidao，taibangle。”xushishiwenzhexiangweibutingdeyankoushui，jianjiangyehaibudiancaicuicudao“ganjindiancaididi，suibiandian，biejijiejieshengqian。”
jinguanruci，jiangyeyezhishidianleliangsangecai，zaijiangyekanlai，zheidiancaiwanquangouerrenchile，meixiangdaoxushishiyoujialejigecai。
jiangyedaqudao“kanbuchulaijiejiehaishigexiaofupoya。”
“jiaoshenmefupo，guainantingde，zheishijiejie**zhuande。”
“zuo**leibuleiya？leidehuajiubuyaozuole。”jiangyeguanxindao。
xushishixinliyinuan，xiaodididaoshitinghuiguanxinrende。
“**dangranleile，buguoyaoshibunulizhuanqian，zenmeduididinifuzeni？nandaoyaoniyangwoya？”
xushishiguaneryixiao，juemeiderongyankandejiangyeyouxiedaileng，shixiangyixia，yigeshencaijiaoxiao，waimaokeaideruanmengxuejieshuoyao**yangni，zheisheidingdezhu。
jiangyexiangyemeixiangzhijiedao“woyangjiuwoyang。”
“噗嗤。”
“niyigedayidexinshengnashenmeyangwo？”
“woshimeiqian，danwobamayou……”jiangyeshuodaoyibanbizuile。
xushishizhuiwendao“nibamayoushenme？”
“youfangzi，duiyoufangzi，xiedewomingzi，suoyibuyongwomenneimedayali。”
“keyimadidi，nianjiqingqingbamajiujinizaijingchengbafangzimaihaole，buguoma，jiejiewoyaodeshizijimaidefangzimingbaima？suoyihaishiyaonulicaixing。”
kanzhexuejiezijijizijidaqidemoyang，jiangyeyoudianxiangxiao，mingmingshigeruanmengxuejie，xiaoxiaodeyige，quezheimenuli，buguohaoxian，gangcaichadianjiubaolujiatingqingkuangle。
jiangyedoubuzhidaoyihougaizenmegenruanmengxuejietanbai，yaoshigaosuxuejiezijijialiqishizeiyouqian，jibeizidoubaibuguangneizhong，xuejiehuibuhuibeihedao？wanyibaxuejiehepaolezenmeban？
fuwuyuanjiangcaiduanshangzhuohou，liangrenkaishidakuaiduoyi，kehenkuaijiangyejiufaxianyigeqiguaidexianxiang，zijiyimibawudegetou，haimeiruanmengxuejienengchi。
guaibudexuejiegangganghaiyaojiacai，xianzaikanlai，yaoshigangcaibujiacai，jiupingjiangyediandeneilianggecai，genbenbugouchide。
kenengshixushishifaxianjiangyezaikanziji，yixiaziyouxiebuhaoyisi，shouzhongjiacaidesuduyefangmanlejifen。
choudidizenmeyizhikanzhewo，tabuhuishixianqiwotainengchileba？
“neige，wopingshiyemeizheimenengchide，zhuyaoshijintianzaoshangmeichizaofanyizhiedaoxianzai，pingshiyiwanbaimifanjiunengyanghuowode。”
jiangyerenbuzhuzuijiaochoulechou，zheijipancaidouchiguangle，nixianzaigaosuwopingshiyiwanbaimifanjiunengyanghuo，ruanmengxuejiezheishibazijidangxiaohaihongle。
叮铃铃～
yizhenshouji**dapolezheigangadechangjing，jiangyenachushoujiyikan，laidianxianshimuqindaren。
jiangyexianjiruanmengxuejiekanlekanlaidiantishi，youzuochuyige“xu”deshoushi，zheicaijietongdianhua。
“喂妈。”
“erzi，daoxuexiaolema？dongxidoushoushihaolemei？”
“zaodaole，dongxiyeshoushihaole，xianzaizaiwaimianchifanni。”
zheishijiangyediyicizijiyigerenchuyuanmen，zuoweimuqindezhouyutingziranshifeichangdanxin，yizhizaidianhualiwenzhangwenduan，jiangyenaixindedafu，xinliqueshinuannuande，zheizhongganjuezhiyouhejiarenxianggeliangdiderencaihuidongba。
“嗝！”
zhengdangjiangyehelaomaliaodehuoredeshihou，yidaobuheshiyidedageshengxiangqi，zuoweishizuoyongzhedexushishiganmangwuzhuxiaozui。
“嗝。”
“erzi，nineibianshenmeshengyin？zenmehaiyouejiaoni？”
wanlewanle，chitaibaoledagetingbuxialailezenmeban，haibeinanpengyoudemamajitingdaole，xushishijianzhiyaoshesile，jiarenmen，sheidonga？（yukuwulei）
jiangyeqiangrenzhexiaoyi，jieshidao“meiyoua，nitingcuoleba。”
zhouyutingyemeiyouzhuiwen，jixuduizhedianhuashuodao“erzi，qiangoubugouyonga？bugoumazaijinidayidianguoqu。”
yipangzuozaishafashangkanbaozhidejiangjianjunwenyanrenbuzhuchushengdao“laopo，nimeishijitaneimeduoqianganma，tayigexuesheng，nenghuaduoshaoqian。”
zhouyutingyitingdunshibuleyile。
“jiangjianjun，wogenerzishuohuanishaochazui。”
“那也是我儿子。”
“yo，nihaizhidaoshinierziya，neinishuoshuoniduizheigejiayoushenmegongxian？”
“xiaoyecongxiaodaodadoushiwodaidadeba，sixiangjiaoyuyeshiwozaizuoba？haiyouxiaoyedeyeyenainai，waigongwaipodoushiwozaizhaoguba，nishuonichulewangjialijiqian，haiyoushenmegongxian？”
“woyaoshiburangxiaoyehuanideqian，nizaizheigejiahaiyoushenmecunzaigan？”
jiangjianjunruoruodefanbodao“neiyebuyongjishiwanjishiwandejiba？”
“zenme，nihaixiangliuzheqianquyangxiaosanma？”
“bugan，laoponisuiyi，xiangjiduoshaojiduoshao。”
jiangyexinliweilaobamoai，tongshiyoupeifulaoma，biekanjiangjianjunzaiwaimianshishenjiaqianyidedalaoban，yihuidaojiahaishibeilaomazhidefufutietiede。
qishizheiyehelaomadechushenyouguan，waigongshi**dekaiguogongxun，lianggejiujiuxianzaidouzaijunzhongdanrenyaozhi，zuoweizhoujiadexiaonver，laomacongxiaojiushishouchongdeneiyige，genghekuang，dangniantashipeizhelaobabaishouqijiade，suoyilaobaxianzaichongzhetayeshiyinggaide。
guaduandianhuahou，xushishiyouxiebuhaoyisidao“didi，ayiganggangmeiyoushuoshenmeba？”
jiangyegangcaimeiyoukaimianti，suoyixushishibingmeiyoutingdaotanhuaneirong。
“fangxinbajiejie，womabuzhidaopangbianyouren。”
xushishigangyaosongkouqi，jieguojiangyeyoujixudao“tayiweiwopangbianyouzhidae，haha。”
“臭弟弟！”
xushishipengpengliangquan，danbingmeiyouzhendeyongli，kanzheruanmengxuejiezheixiruowugudexiaoquantou，jiangyexiangdaoleneijuhua。
renjiayongxiaoquanquanchuinixiongkou。
huixuexiaohou，liangrenzaicaochangfenbiegezihuilesushe，jiangyegangdaosushemenkou，jiutingjianlimianchuanlaishuohuadeshengyin，zheishengyinhaiyoudianershu。
yituikaimen，haojiahuo，manwudeyanwu，haosixianjingyiyang，zheimenkoudedamenjiushitongwangxianjingdefeishengzhimen。