第1章 你个小屁孩

jiudianzongtongtaofangmenwaiyipianjijing,turanyizhenlengfengxilai,jinbidefangmenwugukaile!

yunlixiaoxinyiyidimojintaofangnei,xingchenyiyangmingliangqingchedeshuangmoukuaisuzaiwuneisaoleyiquan,weiweicumei:“renni?”

tawanglizoulejibu,ceertingdaoyushichuanlaixixililideshuisheng,bantoumingdemoshabolishangdaoyingzheyidaoxiuzhangtingbadenanxingshenqu。

沈肆竟然在洗澡!

mutaisoloerbainiandeyunlikanleyiyan,renbuzhuergenweihong,lianmangceshenyinruheianzhong,qiaomeishenglikaiwoshiwangketingqu。

zheicilinghunhuishouzongjuxialemingling,tajinwanwubijiabannaxiashensidelinghun!

shenweilinghunhuishoushizhe,yunlizuizhongyaodeshimingjiushihuishourenjiandeyilouzhelinghun,daihuizongjutongyiguihuachuli。

yilouzheshineixieyinweizhongzhongyuanyinbenyinggaiyangshoudaijin、querengjiuhuozheliuzairenjiandeshaoxuyilei,ershensijiushiyilouzhezhongdezhandouji,mingyingdechuqi。

tagenleshensishijinian,meiyouyicinengchenggongdihuishoushensidelinghun,rangzheijiahuopingandihuodaoxianzai——jichengjiaye!churenceo!shenbianyiquanbaifumei!

妥妥的人生巅峰。

danyilouzhexiangdangyujiaocaiyinyangliangjie,zhangciyiwanglinghunhuibiandehenweixian,shaoyouchachishensijiuhuichengweijiezhiren。

weiletajinniandekpi,jinwanzhinengpinle!

yunlihuanhuachurenleishaonvdeshenti,benxiangzhedengshensichulaijiudongshou,bijianyixiuturanwendaoleyigudandandechunxiang,xianbatadehunergouzoule。

takanxiangketingbatailiyijiujudejianiangmeijiu,kongzhibuzhuzouguoquxiulexiu,qinrenxinpidejiuxiangpumianerlai,yunlituijiaoxianruanleyiban。

shenweizongjuchulemingdediyijiujingaihaozhe,yunliduijiujulimiandeshijiejimingjiurushujiazhen,kandaozhuoshangneipingxinghaodehongjiushi,sezechenyu,yinrenxiaxiang。

tarenbuzhudaoleyibeihongjiu,zhijianqingqingyaohuangzhe,beizhongyangqiqianqiandelianyi,wanruyumaoyibanliaodongrenxin。

pingzijiliangbainianyilibudaodejiuxianrenshe,zhiheleyidiandianbuhuiyingxiangrenwude!

yunlimeizizidichangleyikouxiaojiu,chunchiliuxiang,chunhounongyu,huiweiyouzhang……

bukuishijiazhishushiwandemingjiu!

zheishi,woshidementurankaile,nanrenchenwenxiuzhangdeshenyingjianjianzhanlu……

shensizenmeturanchulaile!

yunliheleyitiao,cubujifangdidiuxiahongjiubei,shanshenxunsuduoruyipangdejuzidixia,qiaowushengxidibajumenguanshang,naodaixianxiezhuangshanglejuzi。

taniezhequantouwushengdichuilechuihunchendenaodai,yumenjile:zheicaiminleyikouzenmejiuzuideyunhuhude?

zheijurenleishenqutaijiumeiyong,weimianyetaibukanyijileba!

xiayike,shensimanbujingxindiduobuchulai,youshendemuguangluozaizhuoshangneibeigulinglingdehongjiushang,moudideshensezhujianbiandeweixianqilai。

有人来过他的房间。

shensikansimantiaosilidixizheyupaoyaodai,shizemuguangbudongshengsedixunshizhefangjianlidemeiyichu。

shoubeifangfobujingyidiyisao,zhuoshangdehongjiubeizhuiledi。

啪!

酒杯摔得四分五裂!

juzilibeijiujingxundeyunhuhudeyunliyuanbenchadianshuiguoqu,beizheiyishuaibeihedewangqiyicuan,naodaizhuangdaojumen,zizheyahenghengjijidihan:“si,tengsile!”

xiayimiao,yanqianturanmingguangdaliang。

柜门开了!

“a!”yunliyigebufang,ruandegenjianghuyiyangderenleishentizhichongzheshensidexiabanshenpuleguoqu,shuangshouputengzhebaojintashuangtui,dangzhuziyiyangsilouzhebufang,naodaihaibuanfendizaitatuijiancengleceng。

“wei!”shensihunshenyijiang,zheibuzhilianchidenvren,youshinagejingzhengduishousonglaide“liwu”?

yunlihaowuzhijuedicenglaicengqu,daozhinanrenjinbengdeshuangtuishunjianjiroubofa。

shensiheizhelianzhuaizhetadeyilingbarenlinchulai,yilianyanedinuchidao:“gunchuqu!”

yunlixianzainaoziyijingbuqingchule,balazhetadetuibufang,naixiongnaixiongdidunangdao:“haoyun,bie、biebalawo……”

shensiheizhelian,erhuabushuojiuzhuaizheyunliyaowangwaireng。

“shensi,nigexiaopihai!”yunlishoujiaobingyongdichanzaishensiyaoshang,mifengzheyanjingdingzhenanrendejunliankanlebanshang,turanniezhetadelianjiacheleche,“meiliangxindexiaodongxi,woyiqianhaijiuguoni,nijingranxiongwo!”

shensiliansetieqing,zhidangtahezuijiushuofenghua,lakaimenjiuyaobarenqiangxingdiuchuqu。

“buyaobuyao!wobuzou!”yunlichongzhenanrendejunlianhaowuxingxiangdidalegejiuge,lizhiqizhuangdishuo:“xiaopihai!yaobushiwo,nizaojiu……zaojiusizaiheiqiqidekuangdonglile。”

“nishuoshenme?”shensilianseyibian,zhuazheyunlidejianbangbarenlinlehuilai,yanshenheiyayadechongmanleweixiandeqixi,“niganggangshuoshenmekuangdong?”

shisisuineinianfuqinqushihou,shenfuhaomenjichengquandetachenglezhongshizhide,beirenzhuishaduorukuangdong,jiusiyishengzhiji,queshiyourenjiuletayiming。

keneishitayanyanyixi,bujideenrendexiangmao,zaixinglaishishenzaiyiyuan,shenbianrenzhizhidaotayudaozhuisha,quemeirenzhidaotaowangdexijie。

tashizenmezhidaokuangdongdeshide?

yunlidenaozizheihuierwanquanshimengde,youwenyoudaguaidebuxing:“nibujidela,lingshanxiadekuangdong,niduozailimiangengemeiqiusideyanyanyixi,yikandaowojiubaozhewodetuibufang,kuangdongchadianjiutale,wobeizhenipachudongkouleigebansi……”

shensizhengzhu,zheixiexijiejingranyisibucha。

zheigenvrenzhenshijiuguotadeenren?

takailedeng,qiazheyunlidexiaherangtataiqitou。

dengguangxiashiyizhangpiaoliangjingzhidexiaolian,bushifendai,mouruoxingchen,mianruoyupan,liangjiafanzheweihongdejiuqi,hongchundidigugudiniantaozhejiushi……

fenmingbuguoershichutoudenianqingyangmao。

shijinianqian,tacaiduoda?

沈肆面色变了变。

ruguobushizheigenvrenjiudeta,neitashizenmezhidaodezheimeqingchude?

budengtaxiangqingchu,yunlituranzhuazhetadeshoubarenwangqiangshangyipu,naodaizazaitaxiongkou,genxiaozhusidegongkailetadeyupaotieshangqu:“lengbingbingde,haoshufu。”

jiujingshangshengdewenduqintousizhibaihai,tahunshenfare,bennengdishenchushoutanrunanrenjilifenmingdexiongkou,shitujintiezheshensiyijiqubinglengdetiwen……

这该死的酒鬼。

“bieluandong!”shensiheizhelian,haobukeqidijiangyunlicongshenshangbalaxialai,zoujinyushibarendiujinlengshuiyugangli,lengshengjinggaodao:“haohaoqingxingyixia。”

dengtaxinglaizaihaohaosuanzhang!

xiangdaozheinvrenganggangdehuyanluanyu,quesihaobuchadiqiezhongletadenianshaomishi,shensiweixiandimilemiyanjing,chuqudadianhuajizhuli:“jiangshan,likequchayigeren……”

zheigebuzhitiangaodihoudenvren,lailiyidingmeineimejiandan。