zheishi,dalaokangqiguangkanyiyanlaodou,youkankanerlaokangqizongtamen,jimangzhangkoujieshidao:“laodou!womenkendingbuhuixiangazhenjieqiande!neiyouzuodalaode,zenmehuiwendidinaqiande,fangxinbalaodoumazi”
ranhou,shuowanhoutajiuyongtaneishuang“ruizhi”deyanjingkanxiangerlaoazongtamen。
erlaokangqizongtamenhenkuaimiaodongdalaokangqiguangdeyisi,ganjinjiehuadao:“shia!laodou,womenzenmehuixiangazhennaqianhuojieqianni!laodou!ninlaorenjiazhenshiyuanwangwomenle,niyiweiwomenmeiqianma?”。
tongshisangekangqiyaoyeshuodao:“jiushia!woyigetangtangguojiaganbu,jiguandanweidemouqudefuke,zenmehuigenbierenjieqian?wozenmekenengfanzheizhongyuanzexingdecuowuni!”。
sigekangqizukanxiangkangjiazhongrenyoudianxinxushuodao:“shiya,laodoumazi!womendouyougongzuo,weishenmehuiwenazhenjieqian?”
dajiakanzhesigekangqizuzaikouhuahua(chuiniu)。
qishidajiadoufeichangqingchu,sigekangqizushigezenmeyangderen,meitianbushiqupaoniu,jiushiquwaimiangenhupenggouyouchichihehe,meigeyuedegongzidoubugouhuade,jingchanghaiwenlaodoumazijieqianduri。
erlaokangqizongyinyangguaiqideshuodao:“jojoa,nichedapao!zenmenengzuodaolianbuhong,xinbutiaode,nidelianpihouguolaodoudejiaodile”。
kangjiazhongrenbeierlaokangqizongdehuadoudehahazhixiao。
“azunizheigeshuaizia!nimeigeyuedeqianbaolimiandeqianjiuxiangshazijinxiezi,dougandoujingnicaibaxiu?”laodoukangershoutucaodao。
maziwangyulianduizhongrenshuodao:“haole,wohenimenlaodou,zhidaonimenbuhuixiangdidijieqianjiuxingle,chifanba”。
qishilaodoukangershou,maziwangyulianxinlimian,shipajixiongdiweileqiancai,shangleheqi,shenzhigengpajigeerzishangyanfanmuchengchoudexima,daoshihouyoukenengzhenggekangjiadouhuisifenwuliede。
zheishihou,sangekangqiyaokanxianglaodoushuodao:“laodou!nidaodixihuanshenmeliwua。”
zhongrenzaicibamuguangsuodingzaikangershoushenshang。
laodoukangershouxinweixiaodeduijigeerzishuodao:“xianzaiguofuminqiang,liangcanwuyoude,womenzuolaorende,jiushixiwangnimennengchengjialiyejiuxinga!neineierlaoazongxingmua!qiangtougongwo,zaozaojiujiehunle,haishengleyigeerzila”。
“erlaoxianglaidoushizheimeyoubenshidelou!”sangekangqiyaonunuzuishuodao。
“yaoshinimenzhenxiangsongliwu,zhendexiangjilaodouwoa,songliwudehua,mingtianwanshangnimenjiubazijidenvpengyoudaishang,laijianjianweilaijiagonga!”laodoukangershouxiaozheshuodao。
zheishi,erlaokangqizongyilianhuaixiaojiadiaokanshuodao:“tingdaomeiyou,hehenimenmeigerendaiyigenvpengyoujilaodouha”。
“laodoua!woyeyaoma?”zheishi,kangqizhenkanxianglaodoukangershouwendao。
laodoujiehuadao:“duile!chuleazhenyiwai,buguo,azhennixianzairuguoyounvpengyoudehua?yekeyidailai”。
laodoukangershouyoujiezheshuodao:“guangyaozunimenyidingyaodai,jizhumeiyou”。
zheishi,sangekangqiyaoyongdeyiyouaojiaodeyuqishuodao:“laodoua!womenyoubushiduanshouduanjiaode,zhaogelaopohaiburongyi!”。
sigekangqizuzheishihouyekaikoushuodao:“shialaodouya!woguoshizuibuquerendeniqujieshangqukankandabanvhaizideya,suibiantiaoyigejiuxingle,zuipadaoshihoutiaodaotouyanhunhuaa!”。
tingdaosigekangqizuzheiyangjiang,qidelaodoukaikoujiushuodao:“jiumadaonizheigeshuaizi,niyiweishi《lalangpei》suibianlayigerenjiuxing?wogaosuni,yaodangwomenkangjiaxifu,diyigeyaotongshengtongqi(yuyanyiyang),dierge,jiashiqingbai,disanyaoyangchengbendihukou”。
tingdaolaodouzheiyangjiang,sangekangqiyaohedalaoguangtongshilianshangdebiaoqingdalaxialaile!
kangqizhenxinlizhidaodalaohesangezhaodenvpengyoumen,doubushibendiren,yigeshishencheng,yigeshiyunande,zuilihaideshisigekangqizuzhaoleyigemeiliguodenvpengyou。
zheishihou,youshisigekangqizukaikoushuohuashuodao:“laodoua!xianzaidouershiyishijile,diqiuyejiaodiqiucunla,laodou,haibunengquwaimianzhaonvpengyou,shibushitaioutleya”。
laodoukangershoutinglaosiazuzheiyangshuo,tashengqidehengyisheng,jiubushuohuale。
sangekangqiyaokandaosigekangqizuganfanbolaodou,zheishi,takanjianlaodouxiangchipangbiandehongshaorou,suoyizhangkoujiushuodao:“laodouya,zheishishenchengcaijiaozuohongshaorou,jirannizheimepaiwai,haishihaishichiwomenyangchengcaiba。”yibianduanqihongshaorou,yibianjiayangchengcaijilaodou。
zuozailaodoupangbiandelaomaziwangyuliankanjianlaobanbiaoqingbuduiranhou,“fangudaotaya!”yibianshuo,yibianqianghuihongshaorou。
jiuzaizheishi,ersaosumiaochanhuilaile,yijinmenjiuhandao:“laoye,nainai,wohuilaile”。
zhongrenzhuantouxiangketingkanqujiukandao,ersaosumiaochanshoushanghainaledabaoxiaobaodedongxi,houmianhaigenzheyigeshiqibasuidenvhai,neinvhaishuangshouyenalehenduodongxi,mazikandaoneinvhaibangmangnadongxi,jiuqishenquchufangdaoshuijirenjia。
ersaosumiaochanchabuduozoujinfantingshi,duihoumiannvhaishuo:“dongxijiwoba,nikeyizoule,duile,zoudeshihou,bamenguanshang,xiexie”。
nazhedabaoxiaobaodeersaosumiaochanzoujinfanting,jiukandaozijiayaoshu,tayiwaihegaoxingjiushuodao:“yaoshuniyehuilaibanglaoyeguoshengria!”
“shia!ersaowocongxiangjiangneibianduwanshuoshiyijingbiyele,yihouliuzaiyangchengzheibianfazhanle,ersao,haojiubujian,ersaoniyuelaiyuejingleya”。
kangqizhenkuajiangdeshuodao,ersaomanliankaixinshuodao:“yaoshuhaishizheimehuijianghuade”。ranhou,fanghaodongxizuoxiachifanle。
zheishihou,laomaziwangyuliannaleyibeishuicongchufangchulai,jiukanjianrenyijingzoule,yilianbujiedexiangersaosumiaochanxunwendao:“ersaoa?zenmebuqingrenjiaheyibeishuixianya?”。
“popobuyongle,kuaizuoxialaichifan,zheixiewaishengmei,zenmekenengsuisuibianbianrangtajinlaiya?”ersaosumiaochanyiliankuazhangshuodao。
zheishihou,laodoujiezheersaosumiaochandehua,shuodao:“shia!ersaoshuodedui,xianzaiyangchengdezhianzheimeluan?haibushineixiewaishengrenlaidaoyangchengzaochengzheiyangde!qianduanshijiangebineijiaxiaomaibubeizeiguanggule,gonganyichayoushiwaishengrengande”。
zheishi,ersaoyefuyishuodao:“qianduanshijianwomendian,qingyigexinxiaogongwaishengrenlaide,shenmeshiqingbuhuigan,zhihuifanchoutitouqian,zhenshinaminga!”。
dalaokangqiguang,zhongyurenbuzhule,yinweizijinvpengyouyeshiwaishengren,gentamenshuodebuyiyang,zijinvpengyoushanliang,qinlaonenggan,suoyi,weinvpengyoushuoliangju,yongbijiaozhongdeyuqishuodao:“nimengoule!wokangangcaineigexiaonvshengcaishiqishibajiusui,womenjiazheimeduoren,haipatayigerenma?”
“haiyouwaishengrendezuiniya,renjiawaishengrenyeyouhaorende,nimenbuyaoyoushenmehuaishidouguaizairenjiawaishengrenshenshang,haoma!”。
zheishi,sangekangqiyaofuyidao:“bucuo,yangchengdenianqingrendoubushigegedoushishihaoqingnianlaide”。
“bushiwomeidezuinimenliangxiongdiba!zenmemeijuhuawoganjuezaizhenduiwoa”ersaosumiaochanlianshanghuyibiaoqingdewendao?
henkuaizhongrendouchiwanwanfanle,xianzaishiwanshangliudiansanshifenzhong。
zhongrendouzaiketingkandianshi,chulezhizikangtianxiuzaifangjianlimianxiezuoye,laomaziwangyulianzaishoushiwankuaidiezi。
“maziwolaibangniyiqishoushi”kangqizhenlianshangxiaoxixishuodao。
“ng!guaile,buyonglewozijilaishoushijiuhaole,niganghuilaile,kendingleilequxiuxiba。”laomazilianshangluchuxinweidexiaorongshuodao。
buguokangqizhenhaishibangmangshoushiwanle,laiketingzuozaishafashang,dayueqidianzhongduodianshishangxianzaifangdeshi《wanhuatong》zheibuduanju,feichanghaokan,kangqizhenpeizhezhongrenjiuzheiyangjingjingkanzhe,kangjiarengenzhedianshishangmianrenwudouhahadaxiao。ranhou,shijianlaidao8dianbanle。
kangqizhencaixiangqilaiyouliwusongjijialiren,maideneixieliwu,doushizaixiangjiangneibianmaide。
ranhou,kangqizhenkuaisudehuidaozijigeloufangjian,taxinxiangzhuzaigelouyebucuole,buguo,haibuxiaoni,congzhongjiangekaihaikeyitongshihaikeyizhulianggerenni!jiushishangxialouyoudianfeiliqi。
suihou,nashangsongjiquanjiarendeliwu,xialouyoulaidaoketing,zheishihoukangjiazhongren,kanjiankangqizhen,nazhedabaoxiaobaodeliwu,zhongrenyanjingyizhabuzhade,zheishihou,ersaosumiaochan,manlianxiaoyishuodao:“yaoshu,zheixiedoushisongjiwomenma?”。
“ng!meicuozheixiedoushisongnimende,renrenyoufena!”kangqizhenyibianxiaozhejieshi,yibianbalipinfangzaiqianmianzhuozishang。
zhongrentingdaozijiadidiyaosongliwudoujidongdequeyueqilaile!
zheishi,erlaokangqizongmanlianxiaoxixibiaoqingshuodao:“aiya!kangjiawushaoyuelaiyuedongshilehuimaidongxisongjiwomenle”。
dalaokangqiguangsangekangqiyaohesigekangqizutongshifuyigaoxingdediandiantou。
laodoukangershouhemaziyulianyejuedeyaozizhangdalexinlimanshixinweihekaixin。
laodoukangershouyongjiazhuangzeguaideyuqishuodao:“niyouqianyebushizheiyangzihuade,huaqiandashoudajiao,yidianbuhuishengqiandeguorizi”。
“shia!azhenya!laodoushuodedui,niyaoxuehuishengqiancaixinga?daoshihounihaiyaojiehunquxifude”laomaziwangyulianfuyidao。
zheishihou,kangqizhenxiaozhejieshidao:“laodoumazi,meihuaduoshaoqianya,erqiezheimejiumeihuijiale,huilaikendingmailiwujinimenya,jiusuanwohuibaonimenlianglaoyidianxiaoxinhejiweidalaodeguanxinzhaogule”。
ranhou,kangqizhenkuaisukaishipailipinle,“laodouzheishiwosongjinidechaye”
jiezheshuodao:“mazizheishinideyanwo,dalaoguangzheishinidediandongguahudao,erlaoersaozheishinimendeshoubiaohehuazhuangpin,sangesigezheishinimendegangbihemojing,duile,haiyouxiuzideyaokongqiche”。
zheishihou,ersaosumiaochanzaiketinghandao:“bzikuaichulaia!zaifangjiantianxiupaochulaiyibianshuodao:mamiyoushenmeshima?”
“tianxiuya!zheishiyaoshuwosongjinideliwuya,xibuxihuanya?”kangqizhenlianshangxiaozhexiangkangtianxiushuodao。
zhizikangtianxiumanlianjidonghekaixindeshuodao:“wa!yaokongqicheya,ng!wochaojixihuande,xiexieyaoshu”。
ranhou,zaikangqizhenlianshangbajileyikou,jiunazheyaokongqichequyibianwanle。
zheishi,shoudaolipindekangjiazhongrendouyikoutongshengdeshuodao:“xiexienia!azhen,yaoshu”。
ranhou,dajiadouzaiketingliaotianchuishui,buzhibujueshijianlaidaowanshang10dianle,ranhou,zhongrenpaiduixizaoshuijuele。
diertian,laidaolaodoukangershoushengridangtian,kangjiazhongrenzaozaoqichuang,chiwanzaocanhou,qushangbandeshangban,qushangxuedeshangxue,zhiyoulaodoumazihekangqizhenzaijia。
zheishihou,kangqizhenzuozaishafashanghelaodoukangershouxiaxiangqiliaotian,ranhoukangqizhenjiukaikoushuodao:“laodou,niyaoshulee”。
kangqizhenzhijianlaodoukangershouyilianlaipishuodao:“zheijubusuanzailai”。
suihou,youxialeyipan,jieguozuzuxialewupan,zuihousanpanhaishikangqizhenguyifangshuide,tacaitaoguoyijie,yaoburan,buzhidaohaiyaoxiaduojiu。
buzhibujuejian,shijianlaidaozhongwu11dianbanle,zheishi,laodoukangershoujiuwendao:“boyepo,wufanzuohaolemeiyou?esirenle”。
“zhuhaole,boyegong。”laomaziwangyulianhuifudao。
zheishi,erlaokangqizongersaosumiaochan,haiyouzhizikangtianxiuyehuilailechiwufan,jintianzhiyoudalaokangqiguanghesangekangqiyao,sigekangqizudouzaidanweilichi。
zheishi,erlaokangqizonglianggongpoyibianchifan,yibiankaikoushuohua:“laodoua!jintianweileniguoshengri,womenlianggongpojuedingtiqianguandianbantianbuzuoshengyile,haibangtianxiuqingjiale”。
“shia,aye!kaixinbukaixina?tianxiuyekaixinxiaoxixidefuyidao。
laodoukangershoushixinlimiantinggaoxinghegandongde,suoyiyiliancixiangdekanxiangzijisunzikangtianxiu,shuodao:“ng!zhenguaila,tianxiuniyaoyongxindushuzhidaomeiyou?”。
youduierlaokangqizongliangfuqishuodao:“zheibuxiangnimenlianggongpoya!youqianbuzhuan?”
ersaosumiaochangangadebiaoqinglengzhudeyimiaohoukaikoushuodao:“laoyeya,jintianbushinideliushiwudashou,suoyiwoheazongcaifangjiabantiande,erqiejintianyemeiyoushenmeshengyi!”。
zheishi,kangqizhenzhuanyihuatishuodao:“laodoua!womenjidianzhongqujiudianya?canjianilaorenjiadeshouyanxia”。
zheishi,laodoukangershoukaixindehuifudao:“xiawu3dianduoba,womentiqianshifenzhongyaodaoranhouyaoyingjieqinqikerenma!”
xiawu2dianzhongyourenqiaomen,kangqizhenzouqukaimen,yikanshizhuzaigebidelinjuzhuwanling。
zhuwanlingtayigerenzhuzaigebi,zhiyintamamaqianjinianqudamabangqinqikandianle,zhujiayeshitingkeliande,zhuwanlingdelaodouqushizao,liuxiamunvliangrenxiangyiweiming。
zhuwanlingshiyigexiangmaohaikeyi,danqizhifeichanghaode,qizhixingjingnvtahuailihaibaozheyipingyaojiu。
zhuwanlingkandaoshigebikangjiadexiaoerzijiuwenhouledao:“azhennishenmeshihouhuilaide?kangbokangshenzaijiama?”。
kangqizhenlianshangluchulimaoweixiaodehuifudao:“wanlingjie,woshizuotianhuilaide!laodoumazizaijiade”。
zaifantingdemaziwangyulianhezaitianjingjiaohuadelaodoukangershou,lianglaozouchulaiyikan,yuanlaishigebizhujiadezhuwanlinga!。
lianglaotongshigaoxingdekaikoushuodao:“eshiwanlingya!youshenmeshima?”
“kangbokangshen,shizheiyangzide,wanshang,woyaozhiban,suoyiwanshangdaoshihoulaibulecanjiakangbonishengrishouyanle,haiyouzheishiwozijipaodeyaojiu,xiwangnimennengxihuan,haibazijihuailideyaojiudijilianglao”zhuwanlingshuodao。
ranhou,laodoumazizuizhongzhinengjieguotadeyaojiu,jiezhelaomaziwangyulianzaikoudailimiannalehongbaodijizhuwanling。
benlaiyikaishizhuwanlingbukenshoulaodoumazidehongbaode,buguozailaodoumaziquanjiaozhihou,tahaishizhinengshouxiahongbaole,ranhou,zhuwanlingchengyideshuodao:“kangbokangshen!zhunimenfurudonghai!shoubinanshan!neiwojiuxianzoule”。
dengzhuwanlingzoulezhihou,lianglaogankaiyouaixiyuqiyiweitongshengshuodao:wanlinga!duohaoyigehaiziya,ruguotanengdangwomenlaosanxifujiuhaole!ranhou,laodoukangershouyoujiezhezhangkoushuo:“keshilaosanneigeshuaizi,buzhidaotashizenmexiangde?”。
kangqizhenxinxiangandaolilaishuo,sangekangqiyaohezhuwanlingshiqingmeizhumade,erqieliangrenchabuduotongsuiba,weishenmesangekangqiyaojiushibuxihuanni?zhuwanlingsuiranmeiyouxingzinianqingpiaoliang,danrenjiawanlingjiewenroutitie,shidabufenyueshengrenxinzhongzuimanyidexifuheerxile,yaoshifangzaihoushi,zheiyangnvhaizidabarenqiangzheyaoba。
laodoukangershoujintiandabanhenjingzheng,duizijidabanmanyi,kaixinzouchufangjian,kanyiyanlaobaizhong
faxianshijiankuaidao3dianle,ranhou,jimangdashenghandao:“boyepo、azhen、azongersaogaichufale”。
kangqizhentingdaolaodoukangershouzaidahandajiaodejiujimangzhenglizijidezhezhuang,jingguojingzishihaizhaozhao,jinghuchuwa!“wuyanzu”a。
ranhoujiukuaisuxialoujicongcongdepaochuqu,jiuzaizheishi,kandaoerlaokangqizongyijiaziyezhejichongchu。
zuizhong,yeshilaidaolejiaoxiguandajiuloudefandian,ranhoulaodouyiliandechunfengdeyidailingdajiajinrufandian。
nihao!qingwenyouyuyuema?haishidinghaobaojianleni?zheishi,youyimingfuwuyuanweixiaozhewendao。
“ewomendinghaobaojianle!menpaishi1688hao。”laodoulianshangxiaohehedeshuozhe。
“haodegeweiqinggenwolai”fuwuyuandaizhelaodoutamenlaidao1688menpaihaobaojian。
jinrubaojianhou,zuodenglaodouqinpenghaoyoudedaolai,kangqizhenjuedewuliaojiuquzhaoerlaoliaotiandafashijianle。
kangqizhendengersaoqushangcesuole,ganjideduizheerlaoshuodao:“erlaoa,ganxienizheimeduonianjiqianjiwoya”。
qishierlaozheimenian,shibushidedouhuitoutoudejiqianjikangqizhendushu,buguanshidaxueshi,haishiquxiangjiangdushuoshi,
zaikangqizhenxinlierlaokangqizongshixiaojingfumu,tuanjiexiongdidezhuxingu,suiranerlaopingshikenenghui“tanxiaobianyi,jinjinjijiao”,danshijialiyaoyouchushenmeshi,meiyicitadoushidiyigechuqiande
suoyibuguanshiqianshikanwaijuerlao,haishixianzaizhenshideerlao,kangqizhendouhenjingaita。
“aiya!biezheimeroumaa,sheijiaonishiwoxilao,yishirenliangxiongdi,zheigewodangerlaobukenengbubangniya。”erlaobuzaiyideshuodao。
kangqizhenxinlifeichanggandongdeshuodao:biedehuawojiubuduoshuole“erlao,yihouyoukunnanjideyidingyaozhaowoya”。
guoshi,ersaohuilailejiukaikouwendao:“zheidoukuaisidianbanlezenmehaishiyigerendoumeilaide”。
laodoumaziyekaishizhejile。
bujiu,yourentuimenjinlaileshiliangweiaguzoujinlaijiuxiaozhekaikoushuodao:“laokangnijiafengshuizhenhaoya!zhishengerziyoubushengnverde,nineixieerzigegedouyoubenshi。youdanggongchangde、youyoudanglaobandehedangguande,haiyoudaxuesheng、shuoshiyanjiushengde,meirenbideguoniya”。
dajiadoulaodoukangershoushizuihaomianzidele,erqiejintianyeshitashengri,suoyidajiatiaotaaidetingde,rangtaleheheba。
“hao,haokuaiqingshangzuo。”guoranlaodoutingdaojiuxiaozhejianyabujianyande。
“wei!caishenkang!”zheishiyimingdaiyanjinglaobozoujinlaizhongqishizudehandao。
ranhoulaodouganjinyaorenjiashangzuo。ranhouliangrenjiuliaotian。
zuihoukerenluluxuxurendoudaoqile。
laodoukanjianrendoulaiqile,zhiyouzijiadelaoda、laosanhelaosihaimeidao。
tabuhaoyisijiaokerenjiudengjiurangfuwuyuanshangcaixian,caidoushangdechabuduole。
zheishi,zhongrendouqishuashuadekanxiangmenkou,ranhoudalaoguangtuikaimendaizheyigechuanzheposu,danshitingpiaoliangdenvhaizizoujinlai。
laodoumazidoujidongdezhanqilaimanlianxiaoyi。
“akangdeerxifutingpiaoliangde”pangbianrenkuayiju。
laodoutingdaoxiaoyigengjiacanlanle。
dalaoguangdaizhezijinvpengyoulaidaolaodoumazishenbianjieshaodao:“bama,zheishixianglan,hewotongyigechangde,jishigongyou,yeshinvpengyou”。
laodoukangershoumanlianxiaohehede:“haohao!”
zheishi,xianglanhaixiudeshuodao:“laobo,anzhunishengrikuaile,zheishiwosongnideshuiguoxiaoxiaoxinyi,xiwangninengxihuan”。
shunjianlaodouguangsubianlianbiaoqingdouzhenggegazhule。