第2章

zheishi,dalaokangqiguangkanyiyanlaodou,youkankanerlaokangqizongtamen,jimangzhangkoujieshidao:“laodou!womenkendingbuhuixiangazhenjieqiande!neiyouzuodalaode,zenmehuiwendidinaqiande,fangxinbalaodoumazi”

ranhou,shuowanhoutajiuyongtaneishuang“ruizhi”deyanjingkanxiangerlaoazongtamen。

erlaokangqizongtamenhenkuaimiaodongdalaokangqiguangdeyisi,ganjinjiehuadao:“shia!laodou,womenzenmehuixiangazhennaqianhuojieqianni!laodou!ninlaorenjiazhenshiyuanwangwomenle,niyiweiwomenmeiqianma?”。

tongshisangekangqiyaoyeshuodao:“jiushia!woyigetangtangguojiaganbu,jiguandanweidemouqudefuke,zenmehuigenbierenjieqian?wozenmekenengfanzheizhongyuanzexingdecuowuni!”。

sigekangqizukanxiangkangjiazhongrenyoudianxinxushuodao:“shiya,laodoumazi!womendouyougongzuo,weishenmehuiwenazhenjieqian?”

dajiakanzhesigekangqizuzaikouhuahua(chuiniu)。

qishidajiadoufeichangqingchu,sigekangqizushigezenmeyangderen,meitianbushiqupaoniu,jiushiquwaimiangenhupenggouyouchichihehe,meigeyuedegongzidoubugouhuade,jingchanghaiwenlaodoumazijieqianduri。

erlaokangqizongyinyangguaiqideshuodao:“jojoa,nichedapao!zenmenengzuodaolianbuhong,xinbutiaode,nidelianpihouguolaodoudejiaodile”。

kangjiazhongrenbeierlaokangqizongdehuadoudehahazhixiao。

“azunizheigeshuaizia!nimeigeyuedeqianbaolimiandeqianjiuxiangshazijinxiezi,dougandoujingnicaibaxiu?”laodoukangershoutucaodao。

maziwangyulianduizhongrenshuodao:“haole,wohenimenlaodou,zhidaonimenbuhuixiangdidijieqianjiuxingle,chifanba”。

qishilaodoukangershou,maziwangyulianxinlimian,shipajixiongdiweileqiancai,shangleheqi,shenzhigengpajigeerzishangyanfanmuchengchoudexima,daoshihouyoukenengzhenggekangjiadouhuisifenwuliede。

zheishihou,sangekangqiyaokanxianglaodoushuodao:“laodou!nidaodixihuanshenmeliwua。”

zhongrenzaicibamuguangsuodingzaikangershoushenshang。

laodoukangershouxinweixiaodeduijigeerzishuodao:“xianzaiguofuminqiang,liangcanwuyoude,womenzuolaorende,jiushixiwangnimennengchengjialiyejiuxinga!neineierlaoazongxingmua!qiangtougongwo,zaozaojiujiehunle,haishengleyigeerzila”。

“erlaoxianglaidoushizheimeyoubenshidelou!”sangekangqiyaonunuzuishuodao。

“yaoshinimenzhenxiangsongliwu,zhendexiangjilaodouwoa,songliwudehua,mingtianwanshangnimenjiubazijidenvpengyoudaishang,laijianjianweilaijiagonga!”laodoukangershouxiaozheshuodao。

zheishi,erlaokangqizongyilianhuaixiaojiadiaokanshuodao:“tingdaomeiyou,hehenimenmeigerendaiyigenvpengyoujilaodouha”。

“laodoua!woyeyaoma?”zheishi,kangqizhenkanxianglaodoukangershouwendao。

laodoujiehuadao:“duile!chuleazhenyiwai,buguo,azhennixianzairuguoyounvpengyoudehua?yekeyidailai”。

laodoukangershouyoujiezheshuodao:“guangyaozunimenyidingyaodai,jizhumeiyou”。

zheishi,sangekangqiyaoyongdeyiyouaojiaodeyuqishuodao:“laodoua!womenyoubushiduanshouduanjiaode,zhaogelaopohaiburongyi!”。

sigekangqizuzheishihouyekaikoushuodao:“shialaodouya!woguoshizuibuquerendeniqujieshangqukankandabanvhaizideya,suibiantiaoyigejiuxingle,zuipadaoshihoutiaodaotouyanhunhuaa!”。

tingdaosigekangqizuzheiyangjiang,qidelaodoukaikoujiushuodao:“jiumadaonizheigeshuaizi,niyiweishi《lalangpei》suibianlayigerenjiuxing?wogaosuni,yaodangwomenkangjiaxifu,diyigeyaotongshengtongqi(yuyanyiyang),dierge,jiashiqingbai,disanyaoyangchengbendihukou”。

tingdaolaodouzheiyangjiang,sangekangqiyaohedalaoguangtongshilianshangdebiaoqingdalaxialaile!

kangqizhenxinlizhidaodalaohesangezhaodenvpengyoumen,doubushibendiren,yigeshishencheng,yigeshiyunande,zuilihaideshisigekangqizuzhaoleyigemeiliguodenvpengyou。

zheishihou,youshisigekangqizukaikoushuohuashuodao:“laodoua!xianzaidouershiyishijile,diqiuyejiaodiqiucunla,laodou,haibunengquwaimianzhaonvpengyou,shibushitaioutleya”。

laodoukangershoutinglaosiazuzheiyangshuo,tashengqidehengyisheng,jiubushuohuale。

sangekangqiyaokandaosigekangqizuganfanbolaodou,zheishi,takanjianlaodouxiangchipangbiandehongshaorou,suoyizhangkoujiushuodao:“laodouya,zheishishenchengcaijiaozuohongshaorou,jirannizheimepaiwai,haishihaishichiwomenyangchengcaiba。”yibianduanqihongshaorou,yibianjiayangchengcaijilaodou。

zuozailaodoupangbiandelaomaziwangyuliankanjianlaobanbiaoqingbuduiranhou,“fangudaotaya!”yibianshuo,yibianqianghuihongshaorou。

jiuzaizheishi,ersaosumiaochanhuilaile,yijinmenjiuhandao:“laoye,nainai,wohuilaile”。

zhongrenzhuantouxiangketingkanqujiukandao,ersaosumiaochanshoushanghainaledabaoxiaobaodedongxi,houmianhaigenzheyigeshiqibasuidenvhai,neinvhaishuangshouyenalehenduodongxi,mazikandaoneinvhaibangmangnadongxi,jiuqishenquchufangdaoshuijirenjia。

ersaosumiaochanchabuduozoujinfantingshi,duihoumiannvhaishuo:“dongxijiwoba,nikeyizoule,duile,zoudeshihou,bamenguanshang,xiexie”。

nazhedabaoxiaobaodeersaosumiaochanzoujinfanting,jiukandaozijiayaoshu,tayiwaihegaoxingjiushuodao:“yaoshuniyehuilaibanglaoyeguoshengria!”

“shia!ersaowocongxiangjiangneibianduwanshuoshiyijingbiyele,yihouliuzaiyangchengzheibianfazhanle,ersao,haojiubujian,ersaoniyuelaiyuejingleya”。

kangqizhenkuajiangdeshuodao,ersaomanliankaixinshuodao:“yaoshuhaishizheimehuijianghuade”。ranhou,fanghaodongxizuoxiachifanle。

zheishihou,laomaziwangyuliannaleyibeishuicongchufangchulai,jiukanjianrenyijingzoule,yilianbujiedexiangersaosumiaochanxunwendao:“ersaoa?zenmebuqingrenjiaheyibeishuixianya?”。

“popobuyongle,kuaizuoxialaichifan,zheixiewaishengmei,zenmekenengsuisuibianbianrangtajinlaiya?”ersaosumiaochanyiliankuazhangshuodao。

zheishihou,laodoujiezheersaosumiaochandehua,shuodao:“shia!ersaoshuodedui,xianzaiyangchengdezhianzheimeluan?haibushineixiewaishengrenlaidaoyangchengzaochengzheiyangde!qianduanshijiangebineijiaxiaomaibubeizeiguanggule,gonganyichayoushiwaishengrengande”。

zheishi,ersaoyefuyishuodao:“qianduanshijianwomendian,qingyigexinxiaogongwaishengrenlaide,shenmeshiqingbuhuigan,zhihuifanchoutitouqian,zhenshinaminga!”。

dalaokangqiguang,zhongyurenbuzhule,yinweizijinvpengyouyeshiwaishengren,gentamenshuodebuyiyang,zijinvpengyoushanliang,qinlaonenggan,suoyi,weinvpengyoushuoliangju,yongbijiaozhongdeyuqishuodao:“nimengoule!wokangangcaineigexiaonvshengcaishiqishibajiusui,womenjiazheimeduoren,haipatayigerenma?”

“haiyouwaishengrendezuiniya,renjiawaishengrenyeyouhaorende,nimenbuyaoyoushenmehuaishidouguaizairenjiawaishengrenshenshang,haoma!”。

zheishi,sangekangqiyaofuyidao:“bucuo,yangchengdenianqingrendoubushigegedoushishihaoqingnianlaide”。

“bushiwomeidezuinimenliangxiongdiba!zenmemeijuhuawoganjuezaizhenduiwoa”ersaosumiaochanlianshanghuyibiaoqingdewendao?

henkuaizhongrendouchiwanwanfanle,xianzaishiwanshangliudiansanshifenzhong。

zhongrendouzaiketingkandianshi,chulezhizikangtianxiuzaifangjianlimianxiezuoye,laomaziwangyulianzaishoushiwankuaidiezi。

“maziwolaibangniyiqishoushi”kangqizhenlianshangxiaoxixishuodao。

“ng!guaile,buyonglewozijilaishoushijiuhaole,niganghuilaile,kendingleilequxiuxiba。”laomazilianshangluchuxinweidexiaorongshuodao。

buguokangqizhenhaishibangmangshoushiwanle,laiketingzuozaishafashang,dayueqidianzhongduodianshishangxianzaifangdeshi《wanhuatong》zheibuduanju,feichanghaokan,kangqizhenpeizhezhongrenjiuzheiyangjingjingkanzhe,kangjiarengenzhedianshishangmianrenwudouhahadaxiao。ranhou,shijianlaidao8dianbanle。

kangqizhencaixiangqilaiyouliwusongjijialiren,maideneixieliwu,doushizaixiangjiangneibianmaide。

ranhou,kangqizhenkuaisudehuidaozijigeloufangjian,taxinxiangzhuzaigelouyebucuole,buguo,haibuxiaoni,congzhongjiangekaihaikeyitongshihaikeyizhulianggerenni!jiushishangxialouyoudianfeiliqi。

suihou,nashangsongjiquanjiarendeliwu,xialouyoulaidaoketing,zheishihoukangjiazhongren,kanjiankangqizhen,nazhedabaoxiaobaodeliwu,zhongrenyanjingyizhabuzhade,zheishihou,ersaosumiaochan,manlianxiaoyishuodao:“yaoshu,zheixiedoushisongjiwomenma?”。

“ng!meicuozheixiedoushisongnimende,renrenyoufena!”kangqizhenyibianxiaozhejieshi,yibianbalipinfangzaiqianmianzhuozishang。

zhongrentingdaozijiadidiyaosongliwudoujidongdequeyueqilaile!

zheishi,erlaokangqizongmanlianxiaoxixibiaoqingshuodao:“aiya!kangjiawushaoyuelaiyuedongshilehuimaidongxisongjiwomenle”。

dalaokangqiguangsangekangqiyaohesigekangqizutongshifuyigaoxingdediandiantou。

laodoukangershouhemaziyulianyejuedeyaozizhangdalexinlimanshixinweihekaixin。

laodoukangershouyongjiazhuangzeguaideyuqishuodao:“niyouqianyebushizheiyangzihuade,huaqiandashoudajiao,yidianbuhuishengqiandeguorizi”。

“shia!azhenya!laodoushuodedui,niyaoxuehuishengqiancaixinga?daoshihounihaiyaojiehunquxifude”laomaziwangyulianfuyidao。

zheishihou,kangqizhenxiaozhejieshidao:“laodoumazi,meihuaduoshaoqianya,erqiezheimejiumeihuijiale,huilaikendingmailiwujinimenya,jiusuanwohuibaonimenlianglaoyidianxiaoxinhejiweidalaodeguanxinzhaogule”。

ranhou,kangqizhenkuaisukaishipailipinle,“laodouzheishiwosongjinidechaye”

jiezheshuodao:“mazizheishinideyanwo,dalaoguangzheishinidediandongguahudao,erlaoersaozheishinimendeshoubiaohehuazhuangpin,sangesigezheishinimendegangbihemojing,duile,haiyouxiuzideyaokongqiche”。

zheishihou,ersaosumiaochanzaiketinghandao:“bzikuaichulaia!zaifangjiantianxiupaochulaiyibianshuodao:mamiyoushenmeshima?”

“tianxiuya!zheishiyaoshuwosongjinideliwuya,xibuxihuanya?”kangqizhenlianshangxiaozhexiangkangtianxiushuodao。

zhizikangtianxiumanlianjidonghekaixindeshuodao:“wa!yaokongqicheya,ng!wochaojixihuande,xiexieyaoshu”。

ranhou,zaikangqizhenlianshangbajileyikou,jiunazheyaokongqichequyibianwanle。

zheishi,shoudaolipindekangjiazhongrendouyikoutongshengdeshuodao:“xiexienia!azhen,yaoshu”。

ranhou,dajiadouzaiketingliaotianchuishui,buzhibujueshijianlaidaowanshang10dianle,ranhou,zhongrenpaiduixizaoshuijuele。

diertian,laidaolaodoukangershoushengridangtian,kangjiazhongrenzaozaoqichuang,chiwanzaocanhou,qushangbandeshangban,qushangxuedeshangxue,zhiyoulaodoumazihekangqizhenzaijia。

zheishihou,kangqizhenzuozaishafashanghelaodoukangershouxiaxiangqiliaotian,ranhoukangqizhenjiukaikoushuodao:“laodou,niyaoshulee”。

kangqizhenzhijianlaodoukangershouyilianlaipishuodao:“zheijubusuanzailai”。

suihou,youxialeyipan,jieguozuzuxialewupan,zuihousanpanhaishikangqizhenguyifangshuide,tacaitaoguoyijie,yaoburan,buzhidaohaiyaoxiaduojiu。

buzhibujuejian,shijianlaidaozhongwu11dianbanle,zheishi,laodoukangershoujiuwendao:“boyepo,wufanzuohaolemeiyou?esirenle”。

“zhuhaole,boyegong。”laomaziwangyulianhuifudao。

zheishi,erlaokangqizongersaosumiaochan,haiyouzhizikangtianxiuyehuilailechiwufan,jintianzhiyoudalaokangqiguanghesangekangqiyao,sigekangqizudouzaidanweilichi。

zheishi,erlaokangqizonglianggongpoyibianchifan,yibiankaikoushuohua:“laodoua!jintianweileniguoshengri,womenlianggongpojuedingtiqianguandianbantianbuzuoshengyile,haibangtianxiuqingjiale”。

“shia,aye!kaixinbukaixina?tianxiuyekaixinxiaoxixidefuyidao。

laodoukangershoushixinlimiantinggaoxinghegandongde,suoyiyiliancixiangdekanxiangzijisunzikangtianxiu,shuodao:“ng!zhenguaila,tianxiuniyaoyongxindushuzhidaomeiyou?”。

youduierlaokangqizongliangfuqishuodao:“zheibuxiangnimenlianggongpoya!youqianbuzhuan?”

ersaosumiaochangangadebiaoqinglengzhudeyimiaohoukaikoushuodao:“laoyeya,jintianbushinideliushiwudashou,suoyiwoheazongcaifangjiabantiande,erqiejintianyemeiyoushenmeshengyi!”。

zheishi,kangqizhenzhuanyihuatishuodao:“laodoua!womenjidianzhongqujiudianya?canjianilaorenjiadeshouyanxia”。

zheishi,laodoukangershoukaixindehuifudao:“xiawu3dianduoba,womentiqianshifenzhongyaodaoranhouyaoyingjieqinqikerenma!”

xiawu2dianzhongyourenqiaomen,kangqizhenzouqukaimen,yikanshizhuzaigebidelinjuzhuwanling。

zhuwanlingtayigerenzhuzaigebi,zhiyintamamaqianjinianqudamabangqinqikandianle,zhujiayeshitingkeliande,zhuwanlingdelaodouqushizao,liuxiamunvliangrenxiangyiweiming。

zhuwanlingshiyigexiangmaohaikeyi,danqizhifeichanghaode,qizhixingjingnvtahuailihaibaozheyipingyaojiu。

zhuwanlingkandaoshigebikangjiadexiaoerzijiuwenhouledao:“azhennishenmeshihouhuilaide?kangbokangshenzaijiama?”。

kangqizhenlianshangluchulimaoweixiaodehuifudao:“wanlingjie,woshizuotianhuilaide!laodoumazizaijiade”。

zaifantingdemaziwangyulianhezaitianjingjiaohuadelaodoukangershou,lianglaozouchulaiyikan,yuanlaishigebizhujiadezhuwanlinga!。

lianglaotongshigaoxingdekaikoushuodao:“eshiwanlingya!youshenmeshima?”

“kangbokangshen,shizheiyangzide,wanshang,woyaozhiban,suoyiwanshangdaoshihoulaibulecanjiakangbonishengrishouyanle,haiyouzheishiwozijipaodeyaojiu,xiwangnimennengxihuan,haibazijihuailideyaojiudijilianglao”zhuwanlingshuodao。

ranhou,laodoumazizuizhongzhinengjieguotadeyaojiu,jiezhelaomaziwangyulianzaikoudailimiannalehongbaodijizhuwanling。

benlaiyikaishizhuwanlingbukenshoulaodoumazidehongbaode,buguozailaodoumaziquanjiaozhihou,tahaishizhinengshouxiahongbaole,ranhou,zhuwanlingchengyideshuodao:“kangbokangshen!zhunimenfurudonghai!shoubinanshan!neiwojiuxianzoule”。

dengzhuwanlingzoulezhihou,lianglaogankaiyouaixiyuqiyiweitongshengshuodao:wanlinga!duohaoyigehaiziya,ruguotanengdangwomenlaosanxifujiuhaole!ranhou,laodoukangershouyoujiezhezhangkoushuo:“keshilaosanneigeshuaizi,buzhidaotashizenmexiangde?”。

kangqizhenxinxiangandaolilaishuo,sangekangqiyaohezhuwanlingshiqingmeizhumade,erqieliangrenchabuduotongsuiba,weishenmesangekangqiyaojiushibuxihuanni?zhuwanlingsuiranmeiyouxingzinianqingpiaoliang,danrenjiawanlingjiewenroutitie,shidabufenyueshengrenxinzhongzuimanyidexifuheerxile,yaoshifangzaihoushi,zheiyangnvhaizidabarenqiangzheyaoba。

laodoukangershoujintiandabanhenjingzheng,duizijidabanmanyi,kaixinzouchufangjian,kanyiyanlaobaizhong

faxianshijiankuaidao3dianle,ranhou,jimangdashenghandao:“boyepo、azhen、azongersaogaichufale”。

kangqizhentingdaolaodoukangershouzaidahandajiaodejiujimangzhenglizijidezhezhuang,jingguojingzishihaizhaozhao,jinghuchuwa!“wuyanzu”a。

ranhoujiukuaisuxialoujicongcongdepaochuqu,jiuzaizheishi,kandaoerlaokangqizongyijiaziyezhejichongchu。

zuizhong,yeshilaidaolejiaoxiguandajiuloudefandian,ranhoulaodouyiliandechunfengdeyidailingdajiajinrufandian。

nihao!qingwenyouyuyuema?haishidinghaobaojianleni?zheishi,youyimingfuwuyuanweixiaozhewendao。

“ewomendinghaobaojianle!menpaishi1688hao。”laodoulianshangxiaohehedeshuozhe。

“haodegeweiqinggenwolai”fuwuyuandaizhelaodoutamenlaidao1688menpaihaobaojian。

jinrubaojianhou,zuodenglaodouqinpenghaoyoudedaolai,kangqizhenjuedewuliaojiuquzhaoerlaoliaotiandafashijianle。

kangqizhendengersaoqushangcesuole,ganjideduizheerlaoshuodao:“erlaoa,ganxienizheimeduonianjiqianjiwoya”。

qishierlaozheimenian,shibushidedouhuitoutoudejiqianjikangqizhendushu,buguanshidaxueshi,haishiquxiangjiangdushuoshi,

zaikangqizhenxinlierlaokangqizongshixiaojingfumu,tuanjiexiongdidezhuxingu,suiranerlaopingshikenenghui“tanxiaobianyi,jinjinjijiao”,danshijialiyaoyouchushenmeshi,meiyicitadoushidiyigechuqiande

suoyibuguanshiqianshikanwaijuerlao,haishixianzaizhenshideerlao,kangqizhendouhenjingaita。

“aiya!biezheimeroumaa,sheijiaonishiwoxilao,yishirenliangxiongdi,zheigewodangerlaobukenengbubangniya。”erlaobuzaiyideshuodao。

kangqizhenxinlifeichanggandongdeshuodao:biedehuawojiubuduoshuole“erlao,yihouyoukunnanjideyidingyaozhaowoya”。

guoshi,ersaohuilailejiukaikouwendao:“zheidoukuaisidianbanlezenmehaishiyigerendoumeilaide”。

laodoumaziyekaishizhejile。

bujiu,yourentuimenjinlaileshiliangweiaguzoujinlaijiuxiaozhekaikoushuodao:“laokangnijiafengshuizhenhaoya!zhishengerziyoubushengnverde,nineixieerzigegedouyoubenshi。youdanggongchangde、youyoudanglaobandehedangguande,haiyoudaxuesheng、shuoshiyanjiushengde,meirenbideguoniya”。

dajiadoulaodoukangershoushizuihaomianzidele,erqiejintianyeshitashengri,suoyidajiatiaotaaidetingde,rangtaleheheba。

“hao,haokuaiqingshangzuo。”guoranlaodoutingdaojiuxiaozhejianyabujianyande。

“wei!caishenkang!”zheishiyimingdaiyanjinglaobozoujinlaizhongqishizudehandao。

ranhoulaodouganjinyaorenjiashangzuo。ranhouliangrenjiuliaotian。

zuihoukerenluluxuxurendoudaoqile。

laodoukanjianrendoulaiqile,zhiyouzijiadelaoda、laosanhelaosihaimeidao。

tabuhaoyisijiaokerenjiudengjiurangfuwuyuanshangcaixian,caidoushangdechabuduole。

zheishi,zhongrendouqishuashuadekanxiangmenkou,ranhoudalaoguangtuikaimendaizheyigechuanzheposu,danshitingpiaoliangdenvhaizizoujinlai。

laodoumazidoujidongdezhanqilaimanlianxiaoyi。

“akangdeerxifutingpiaoliangde”pangbianrenkuayiju。

laodoutingdaoxiaoyigengjiacanlanle。

dalaoguangdaizhezijinvpengyoulaidaolaodoumazishenbianjieshaodao:“bama,zheishixianglan,hewotongyigechangde,jishigongyou,yeshinvpengyou”。

laodoukangershoumanlianxiaohehede:“haohao!”

zheishi,xianglanhaixiudeshuodao:“laobo,anzhunishengrikuaile,zheishiwosongnideshuiguoxiaoxiaoxinyi,xiwangninengxihuan”。

shunjianlaodouguangsubianlianbiaoqingdouzhenggegazhule。