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wohemamapaideshipinmomingqimiaohuole。danpinglunququanshimanma。
tamenshuowochuandedaidedoushiwomaguzhude，shuowomatounaguzhuyifujiwochuanwohaijiazhuangbuzhiqing。
“shangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，huogaiyibeizifabulecai！”
wangyoumenliechuleyiduisuoweiwomazhanbianyimeigoudezhengju，shuntengmogua，wofaxianwomajingranbeizhewojiwanghongbozhujiadangbaomu。
还是丑角对照组！
zaikantamenrichangdeshipindidian，wowangxiangguzuocongrongdema。
“ma，ninengjiwojieshiyixia，weishenmetamenhuizaiwodefangzilipaishipinma？”
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womashanshanxiaozhe：“aiya，zheigerenshimadelaoxiangshi，tashuoxianghenverpaishipinjiujielewomendefangzi。”
“zheitaofangzishichengnianshibabasongwodeshengriliwu，zenmejiuchengletadawanghongdesiyouwu？！”
wohenshengqi，danmianduishabaitiandemayouqibuqilai。
xiaoshihoufumuyinguannianbuhelihun，danwodebazongbashizaifangxinbuxiawo，bujinmeigeyuejigaoedeshanyangfei，haijiwomenmaichemaifang。
yizhiyuwomadousiwushile，haishixiaohaixinxing。
wofankanzheshipindixiadepinglun，yuekanyuehuoda。
“mingmingshiwozijideyifushoushi，daotamenzuilijiushicengliuliangxianghuo。nidourangmachengshayangle！”
“wozhidaoya。”mamayilianbuzaihu，“kelinlinshuozheidoushiliuliang，shuoliuliangbianxianjiunengjiwofagongzile。”
kanxiangzijishabaitiandema，wohentiebuchenggang。
“wogenbashiquenichihaishishaonichuan？yaoniquzhengzheisangualiangzaodegongzi？niyigeyuegongzidoumeiniyijianyifuzhiqian！niyaoqiangenwoshuoya，woyoubushiyangbuqini！”
jianwoshengqile，womamangguolaianfuwo。
tashuotacongxiaojiuyouyigeyanyuanmeng，zheigelaopengyouyeshititayuanmeng。
“yuanmeng！yuanmengrangniqudangchoujiaoduizhaozu？nimeikanwangshangmanimadeduoxiong！xianzaiwangluoyulunduokepanibuzhidaoma？”
“choujiaocaiyoutiaozhan！wangluoyulunyoushenmekepade？”womaxiaoyingying，“fanzhengtamenzaixianshishenghuozhongyejianbudaowo，jiushiwangluoshangguoguozuiyin，nayounishuodeneimeyanzhongma！”
jianwohaiyaozaishuo，womamangbaibaishoushuozijiyaoqupaishipinle。
wokantazaiyijulifanfanzhaozhao，shuoyaochuanzhelinlinsongdexinyifuqushangban。
suizhetadongzuoyixiuhualuo，luchugeboshanghonghongdeyipian。
“ma！zheishizenmele！nishitangshanglehaishibeichongyaole！”
“aiyozheidianxiaoshangneimedashengganshenme！”womabuyiweiyi，“zheishigongfucashangde。linlinshuobaomuchuandeyifubunengtaihao，zhuanmenjiwomaideyanchufu。”
“wobushijinizuoguojijianyifuma？chuanneijijianbujiuhaole？”
huayingangluo，wocaifaxianwomayuanlaimanmandangdangdeyijuxianzaikongledaban。
chajuedaobudui，wojianchalewodeyimaojian，faxianxiebaozhubaoshenzhishihufupin，doubujianlezongying。
“ma，ninengjiwojieshiyixia，weishenmewobuguochuleyitangcha，wodedongxidoubujianlema？”
“jiejilinlinpaishipinlea。”womazhongyuhuanshangletadegongfu，yibianzhengliyibianshuo，“nibuzaijia，linlinmeiyongguohaodezenmelihaorenshe？tamabuzaishenbianwokendingdebangmang，wojiutinizuolehuizhu。”
guaibudetafensizaiwopinglunqujiaoxiaoshuowotouchuanlelinlindeyifu，yuanlaizuikuihuoshoushiwoma。
yixiangdaowoshenshangdeyifumoshengrenchuanguo，wojiuganjuehunshenbuzizai。
“nijieyifujiusuanle，weishenmehaiyaobawodehufupinhaiyouyifuzhubaodoujile？”
“zenmeshidoujile！”womayanyideng，“wobushihaijiniliuleneiyi**ma！”