bangeyuehou,wochuyuanle。
tamenlaijiewohuijia,yilushangqifenyayi。
gangdaojiamenkou,womajiuwenwo:“zhidaocuolema?zuijindouzuoleshenmechushengburudeshiqing?”
tazhizhewodebizi,jixudashenghechi:“nibaxianzaishifenquzongjingli,zhengzaitibadeguanjianshiqi!nizhibuzhidaonikenenghuichengweitadewudian?zaozhidaonishizheiyangde,wohaiburuyichushengjiubaniqiasi!”
【zheima,puadoupuadaodianzishangle,basuoyouzerendoutuidaonvzhushenshang。】
“nizaimenkouhaohaofansheng,shenmeshihouzhidaocuolezaijinlai!”
mamayanedizhouzhemeitou,yongliguanshangledamen。
danweiweiduozaimenhou,touguomenfengchaowoluchuyigedeyidexiaorong。
xiaoshihou,zhiyaowomajuedewobutinghua,jiuhuibawoganchumen。
buguanwaimianshilieriyanyanhaishihanfengcigu,yebuguanwoshibushizhichuanzhedanbodeshuiyi。
xiaoxuewunianjidedongtian,yinweidanweiweikesou,womamawomeizhaoguhaota,dabanyebawoganlechuqu。
jieguowodelezhongganmao,gaoshaobutui,
taquezhirengjiwojikeganmaoyao,jiudaizhedanweiweiquyiyuankankesoule,
haishuowoxiaojieshenziyahuanming。
kanzhemianqianjinbidedamen,wozichaodixiaoxiao,xiguanle。
woshenxiyikouqi,chongjindayupangtuodeyuanzi。
chezhetoushangdeshabu,woyibianpaoyibiandahan,“mama,wocuole!”
“wobugaizaibeinibaodashixiangsi,wobugaizaishengrideshihoumeizuohaofan,wobugaizaibeinituixialoushishoushang!”
woshengsilijiedehanzhe:“mama!wocuole!!!”
wuneichuanlaibabadeyishengnuhou,jinjiezhe,damenbeimengdilakai,mamachongchulai,yibajiangwozhuaijinwuli。
wohaizaikuhanzhe:“mama,wofanshenggoubugoushenke!bugoudehua,wokeyijixu,zhidaonimanyi!”
mamasisidiwuzhuwodezui,gangadiduikanrenaodelinjumenjieshidao:“xiaohaizibudongshi,naozhewanni,dajiasanleba。”
huidaojia,babazhiwenwo:“huiwutian,nidaodixiangzenmeyang?!”
womolebalianshangdeyushui,pingjingdishuo:“wodeyaoqiuhenjiandan。diyi,gaozhongsannian,jiwoshiwankuaishenghuofei,wozhuxiao。”
mamagangyaokaikoufanbo,wodaduanleta:“wozhidaonimenmeigeyuejidanweiweiliangwanshenghuofei,wosannianzhiyaoshiwan,buduoba?”
【狮子大开口啊!】
【yiniansanwan,busuanduoba,nvpeibabakeshigongsigaoguan,nianxinjibaiwan!】
shia,wojiaqishibuqueqian,danmamazongyonggezhongmingyibujiwo。
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youshiliandayimalaile,wozhinengyongweishengzhidianzhe,xiangyongweishengjinhaidetoutoucongjialina。
babayouyuleyixia,zuizhonghaishidiantoudayingle。
“dier,wozaijiadezheiduanshijian,buyaozairangwozuorenhejiawu。”
babakanlemamayiyan,“wozaojiugennishuoguo,buxiangzuojiawujiuqinggebaomu,bieshenmedouranghaizizuo。nifeibuting,xianzaihaole,naochengzheiyang!”
mamabumandidunanglejiju,meiyouzaifanbo。
wodunledun,jixushuodao:“disan,rangdanweiweibanchuqu。”
mamalikezhamaole,“nizuomeng!zhibuzhidao,zuigaibanchuquderenshini……”
talikeyouxiebuzirandizhuzui。
womashangyaoqishenzou,mamadangzailemenkou。
woyouzoudaochuangkou,ganghaoleyisangzi:“mama,wocuo……”
mamaqiangxianshuodao:“haohaohao!wotongyi!wotongyihaibuxingma?!”
taehenhendidengzhewo,“nixiaoyitamenxiageyuehuilai,daoshihoujiurangweiweibanchuqu,nimanyileba?!”
【女配威武!】
【zhongyubuyongzaisihoubaiyanlangbiaojiele!】
【zheibenlaijiushiyinggaijide,kezaitamenyanli,nvpeiyaozheixiexiangfanleduodacuoyiyang。】
babazoudaowoshenbian,yuzhongxinzhangdishuo:“nishuodewomendouhuizuodao,niyejiwojizhu,buyaozaigaochushenmeyaoezile,fouze……worangnibizuidebanfa,nikendingbuhuixihuan。”
【babazheishizaiweixienvzhuma?】