第四章奇葩要求
tanggexigaishuaipolepi，quanjiarenweizhetatuantuanzhuan。
wonaodaikelegedong，xueliuyipianquebeiyaoqiuzaimenkoufagui。
xiaoxiaodewoguizaibinglengdeshizhuanshang，kanzheyiwuziderenweizhechouqidetangge，xuhanwennuan。
yuexiangyueweiqu，“wa”dikuchusheng。
zuihouwomatingdaoxiaoxi，zhejimanghuangdibawosongquleyiyuan。
neiyici，wofenglesanzhen，etoushangyongyuanliuxialeyidaoba。
jibianhoulaiyigedidijuedekuijiu，bashiqingdeyuanweigaosulewoba，wobayeshenmedoumeishuo。
zhishiyundanfengqingdishuolesangezi。
“知道了。”
neijianshi，taconglaimeiduiwodaoguoqian，conglaimeiyou！
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wanshangchifandeshihou，suoyourenweizuozaiyiqi。
jigexiaohaizizaiwaimiandaxiaodanao，yanhuazaiqiheideyekongzhanfang。
canzhuoshang，nainaiguanqiediwenzhetanggedegongzuozenmeyang，shenmeshihoushenghaizi，shoulideqianhaigoubugou。
woxinbuzaiyandichuozhewanlidejiaozi，qidaozhefanjuganjinjieshu。
“tingshuonimajinimailetaofangzi？”
餐桌猛地安静。
wohouzhihoujueditaiqitou，faxiannainaizhengdingzhewo。
tayouxiebumandizhoumei，danmeishuoshenme。
“honghongbushiwoshuoni，niyigenvhaiyaofangziyoushenmeyong。nibazhuanqianburongyi，nizenmezheimezisijiubunengkaolvkaolvjiaren？”
shuoba，meihaoqidikanxiangwoba。
“jianguoniyeshi，maifangzineimedadeshiyebuhewoshangliangshangliang，shuomaijiumai，niyanlihaiyouwozheigemama？
“zaishuole，yigenvhaiyaofangziyoushenmeyong！nizhizidaoxianzaihaizhuzheneipofangzi，nizuoweijialideweiyiyigeyouchuxideren，zenmenengzhiguzijini！biewangledangniannigekeshiweilenicaifangqishangxue。zuorenyaodongdeganen！”
womaliansetebiebuhaokan。nainaikoulidepofangzi，shiwomadangniannaleershiwan，jitamenzaicunlijiandeercengbieshu。
yaozhidao，neishihouhaishilingjinian，ershiwanhousuanshiyibitianwenshuzi，dounengzaishilimaiyitaobanfangzile。
suiranneishihoudaboyijiaxieleqiantiao，keshisheidouzhidaozheibiqianshibukenengyaohuilaide，xiangdangyubaisongjiledabojia。
wopailepaiwoma，shiyibieshengqi。
wonaipenwanlewoba，youkaishiyinyangguaiqiwoma。
“jianguoxifubieguaiwoshuoni，zheixieniannibubangfujialijiusuanle，xiaobeishenghaizizheimedadeshi，nizenmeyeyidiandoubushangxin。
“nihejianguomeierzi，jianglaihaibudezhiwangqiangzi？honghongjianglaizongyaojiehunjiaren，wanyichuleshenmeshi，youtatanggechengyao，sheihaiganqifuta？
“nizheirenya，taizisile！buweiziji，yeyaoweihaizixiangxiang。
“zaishuole，niyigenvrenzhuanneimeduoqianyoushenmeyong！
“tingmade，ganjinbaneifangziguohujiqiangzi，jianglailaolehainengyougeyikao。”
wokanzhetashenshangjiazhibufeidejinzhuozihefeicui，neidoushiwomataoqianmaide，zuiliquehaibutingdishuowomazisi。
dabomanliandeyi，qingleqingsangzi。
“haiyouche！honghongjinniansanshile，duwanyanjiushengchabuduojiujiehunle。yaocheyoushenmeyong。
“nisaozixianzaiertai，chezuoweibugou。tingshuonimajinimailegesushenmelaizhe，nengzuowuliugeren。zheiliangtianyoushijianyiqibafangzihechejinigezhuanguoqu。
“woyebuzhannibianyi，neichewojiniliangwankuaizhuanrangfei，suanshiwomaide。liangwankuaikebushaole，woyebushuonizhanwomenbianyile，”
zhengoudafangde！woneicheluodijiajiuershiwuwan。
takezhenyouyongqitianzhegeshisanliankaikou。
raner，zheimeqipadeyaoqiu，jingranhaiyourenjitabangqiang。
“jiushi，buguanzenmeshuoyeshinitangge，nijianeimeyouqian，bangbangyemeisha。”
wotaitousaoshileyiquandengzhekanxiaohuadezhongren，zhandingjietie。
“不给！”