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(yi)wojiaoxiaxingchen,yigehuozai“wanmei”jiatinglide“shibaipin”。wodefuqinxiajiang,

shineizhongnihuizaicaijingzazhifengmianshangkandaodechenggongrenshi。tabaishouqijia,

jianlileyigebudabuxiaodeshangyediguo,tayingjun、duojin,duiwaiyongyuanshineige,

wuketiaotide“mofanzhangfu”he“cishanqiyejia”。wodemuqinsuwan,zeshineizhong,

nihuizaigaoduanshenghuozazhilikandaode、biaozhunde“mingyuan”。tachushenshuxiangmendi,youya、deti,

womenjianeige,dadexianggexiaoxingbowuguandebieshu,jiushiyoutaqinshoushejide,

taderenshengjiushichahua、chadaohecanjiagezhong,wojiaobushangmingzidecishanwanyan。

erwoshitamenweiyide、yeshizuishibaide“zuopin”。wochouyan,hejiu,taoke,wanyaogun。

wobawosuoyounengzuodelijingpandaodeshi,douzuoleyibian。wobushiweilepanni,wozhishixiang,

zaineigexiangwujunshiyanshidejiali,zhizaochuyidianshuyuwozijide“zaoyin”。woyiweitamenzaojiufangqiwole,

zhidaogaokaoqiandezuihouyigexueqi。wode“zongcai”baba,buzhidaocongnalijiwoqinglaileyige,

jushuoshichangqingtengbiyede“jinpai”jiajiao。“xingxing,”wobazaiwomianqian,yongyuanshineifuwuyongzhiyideyuqi,

“zheishigucilaoshi,congjintianqi,tahuifuzenisuoyoudegongke,wozhiyouyigeyaoqiu,kaoshangada。

”wokanzheneige,zhanzaiwobashenhoudenanren。tahengaohenshou,chuanzheyijianjiandandebaichenshan,

daizheyifujinsiyanjing,takanqilai,dagaixiangsanshiduosui,shenshangyougudandandexuesongweidao。

taduiwoluchuleyigehenwenhe,danyoudaizheshuligandeweixiao。wozaineiyike,jiuzhidaole。tahewoba,

womadoushitonglei。yizhongyong“wanmei”he“jingying”demianju,jiangzijibaoguodemibutoufengqiewuqudechengnianren。

erwo,zuitaoyandejiushizheizhongren。(er)wode“zhanzheng”kaishile。guci,chenglewoxinde“diren”。

woyaoyongwozijidefangshi,batacongwozheige,zaoyifulanfachoude“chengbao”liganchuqu。

tadiyitianlaijiwoshangke。wochuanzheyijian,woteyijianlejigepodongdeyaoguntxu,huazheyige,

nengbaguidouhepaodeyanxunzhuang,zuilihaidiaozheyigen,meidianrandeyan。woyiwei,

tahuixiangwoyiqiandeneixielaoshiyiyang,zhouzhemeitou,duiwojinxingyifanguanyu“xueshengyaoyouxueshengyang”deshuojiao。

dantameiyou。tazhishipingjingdi,lakaiwoduimiandeyizizuoxia。ranhou,

congtaneigekanqilaihenangguidepizhigongwenbaoli,nachuleyibenwowanquanmeixiangdaodeshu。

——《qiangpaoyumeigui:yigeyaogunleduidebiannianshi》。“nixihuan‘qianghua’?”tawen,

yuqixiangshizaiheyigelaopengyouliaotian。wolengzhule。“hai……haixingba。”wojiejiebabadi,

congzuiliquxianeigenyan。“woshangxuedeshihou,yexihuanguo。”tashuo,“buguowogengxihuan‘niepan’,

kete·kebenshigezhenzhengdetiancai。”neitianxiawu,womenmeiyouliaorenheguanyu“hanshu”he“dingli”dehuati。

womenliaoyaogun,liaozhexue,liaodianying。wofaxianzheigenanren,tahewojianguodesuoyou“daren”,doubuyiyang。

tahaoxiangnengkandongwo,nengkandongwoneixie,yinzangzai“panni”he“yanxunzhuang”zhixiadegudu。

wozheigeyizhiyong“jianying”deci,laiwuzhuangzijidexiaociwei,zaitademianqian,diyiciganjuedaole,

yizhongxiangyaoxiexiasuoyoufangbeidechongdong。wohaoxiangyoudian,buneime“taoyan”tale。erta,yekaishiyongyizhong,

geng“gaoji”defangshi,lai“ruqin”wodeshijie。tacongbubiwozuoti。tahuizaiwo,

yinweiyidaofuzadeshuxueti,erfanzaodixiangbashusidiaodeshihou,jiwodishangyibei,

wendugangganghaoderekeke;tahuizaiwo,yinweiyalierbengkuidakushi,shenmeyebushuo,

zhishijingjingdizuozaiwoshenbian,ranhoujiwoyige,wennuandexiangxiongzhangyiyangdeyongbao。

wozheigequeaide“wentishaonv”,bukejiuyaodi,kaishiduitachanshengleyizhong,

wozijidougandaohaipade、bugaiyoudeyilai。erwomende“jiaoxue”,yekaishibiande,yuelaiyue“weixian”。

tahuizaiwo,jiazhuang“tingbudong”deshihou,fuxiashenkaojinwo,taneidaizhedandandeyancaoweidehuxi,

huipenzaiwodeerkuoshang,yangyangde,mamade。wonengqingxidi,kandaotaneiyinweizhuanzhuerweiweicuqidemeitou,

hetaneixinggandezuichun。wokaishiyongjinyiqie,benzhuode、youchongmanleshitandeshouduan,qu“gouyin”ta。

wohuizaishenye,chuanzheneijianwoyijuli,zuixinggande、buliaozuishaodezhensishuiqun,duanzheyibeiniunai,

qutadefangjian,“qingjiao”yige,wozaojiuzhidaodaandeyingyudanci。wohuizaitaweiwojiangtishi,

“bujingyi”dijiangwodeshou,fuzaitadeshoubeishang,ganshouzhetaneishuyuchengniannanrendeshou。ertaduiwo,

shizhongbaochizheyizhongjiweikezhi,danyouchongmanlechongnide、shuyu“laoshi”de、anquandejuli。tayueshizheiyang,

wojiuyueshixiangkanta,weiwo“shikong”deyangzi。woyiweitaduiwo,zhishidanchunde“shishengqing”。

zhidaowozhuangpoleneige,zuyijiangwo,hewozheige“wanmei”dejiating,dousiliedemimi。(san)neitian,

shiwobadeshengri。womenjia,weicibanleyichang,mingliuyunjideshengripaidui。erwo,

zejiekou“shentibushufu”,tiqiancongneige,chongmanlexuweihejiaxiaodepaiduishang,liulehuilai。woyigeren,

huidaoneidong,kongwuyirendebieshu。wohuanshangyongyi,tiaojinlehouyuandeyouyongchi。woxiangyongbinglengdechishui,

laijiaomiewoxinli,neiguyinweigucide“kezhi”,eryueshaoyuewangdexiehuo。wozaishuiliyoulehenjiu,henjiu,

zhidaowoyoudejinpilijin。wocongshuilichulai,guozheyitiaoyujin,zhunbeihuifang。raner,

dangwoluguoketingdeshihou。wotingdaole,yixiebugaiyoudeshengyin。neishengyin,shicongwofumuzhuwodefangjianli,

chuanchulaide。shiyizhong,yayide、nvrenduanduanxuxude……shen......yin。wodedanao,

“hong”deyisheng,zhale。wobabushizaiwaimianzhaodaikerenma?neihewomazaifangjianlide,shishei?

woxiangyigezuikechidetoukuizhe,nieshouniejiaodi,zoudaoleneishan,xuyanzhedehongmumenqian。wotouguomenfeng,

xianglikanqu。ranhouwokandaole,wozheibeizi,douwufawangjide、zuiangzang,yezui**deyimu。

wokandaowodemuqin,neigezaiwomianqian,yongyuanduanzhuang、youyadenvren。cike,zhengchuanzheyishen,

xinggandeleisineiyi,guipazaineizhangshuyutahewofuqinde、lingluandehunchuangshang。ertadeshenhou,zhanzheyige,

tongyang**zheshangshende、gaodayounianqingdenanren。neigenanren,zhengshenchushou,

yongyizhongchongmanlezhanyouyuhezhengfugandezitai,jinjindi,qiazhewomuqinneixuebaidebojing。erwomuqindelianshang,

meiyoutongku,yemeiyouzhengzha。zhiyouyizhong,yinweijizhide“tongku”hejizhide“huanyu”jiaozhizaiyiqi,

erchanshengde、milidechaohong。wokanbuqing,neigenanrendelian。wozhinengkandao,

taneiyinweiyonglierweiweilongqide、nianqingdehoubei,hetashouwanshang,

neikuaiwozaishuxibuguode、wosongjitadebaidafeilideshoubiao。neishiwo,yongwozanlehenjiudelinghuaqian,

maijiwode“jiajiaolaoshi”,gucideshengriliwu。(si)wobuzhidao,wozaineishanxuyanzhedehongmumenqian,

zhanleduojiu。yimiaozhong?haishiyiwannian?wozhizhidao,dangwoxiangyigebeichouzoulesuoyoulinghundemuouyiyang,

qiaowushengxidi,tuihuidaowozijidefangjianshi,wodeshentihaizaibushoukongzhidi,juliezhandou。

woguizuozaibinglengdedibanshang,weishengjianlichuanlaile,shuyuwomuqinsuwande、yayiqieduanduanxuxude**sheng。

erwodenaozili,zexiangyibubeianlexunhuanbofangjiande、liezhide**yiyang,yibianyouyibiandi,

huifangzheganggangwokandaodeneiyimu。womuqin,neiyinweijizhidetongkuhehuanyuerchaohongdelian,heguci,

neichongmanlezhanyouyuhezhengfugandehoubei。exin,woganjueweili,yizhenfanjiangdaohai。

wochongjinwozijideweishengjian,baozhematong,tudetianhundian。wotuchulaide,buzhishiwowanshang,

zaineige“wanmei”deshengripaiduishang,chixiaqudeshiwu,gengshiwozheishibanianlai,

duiwozheige“wanmei”dejiating,suoyoutianzhende、yuchundehuanxiang。diertianzaoshang,woxialouchizaocandeshihou,

yiqieyoudouhuifulewangchangdeyangzi。wodefuqinxiajiang,zhengzuozaicanzhuodezhuweishang,

kanzheyifencaijingbaozhi;wodemuqinsuwan,zechuanzheyishen,youyadebaisezhangqun,zaichufangli,

weiwomenzhunbeizhezaocan。erguci,neigezuowanhaihewomuqin,jiuchanzaiyiqidenanren,

cikeyeyiguanchuchudizuozailecanzhuodelingyibian,shoulinazheyiben,

wozhengzaidudeguanyu“wenyifuxing”deyingwenyuanbanshu。tamensangeren,xiangsangezuidingjideyanyuan,

zaiyigeganggangshangyanguoyichang,zuiangzangde“**ju”dewutaishang,youxinzhaobuxuandikaishibanyanqi,

tamennei“wanmei”dejiaose。“xingxing,xingla?”womuqinduanzheyipankaohaodetusi,zoulechulai,

taduiwoluchuleyige,hewangchangyiyangciaideweixiao,“zuowanshuidehaoma?”wokanzheta,

kanzhetaneizhangbaoyangdekanbuchusihaoxiacide、meilidelian,youxiayishidipieleyiyan,

taneibeibaisezhangqundelingkou,zhedeyanyanshishidebojing。wofangfohainengkandao,zuowangucideshou,

liuzaineishangmiandezhihen。wozaiyerenbuzhule。wo“pa”deyisheng,jiangshoulideniunaibei,

henhendizazailedishang。“wobuchile。”wozaitamensangeren,

neichongmanle“jingya”he“bujie”dezhushixia,touyebuhuidichongchulejiamen。

(wu)wobazijisuozailexuexiaodehuashili。zhengzhengsantian,womeiyouqushangke,yemeiyouhuijia。

woxiangyigefengziyiyang,yongjinlewosuoyoudeyanliao,hualeyifuyouyifu。huadequandoushi,womuqindelian。

yizhangzhang,beiyuwanghehuangyan,suoniuqude、moshengqielingwozuooudelian。disitian,gucizhaodaolewo。

taxiangwangchangyiyang,chuanzheyishenganjingdebaichenshan,shoulihaitizheyigebaowenfanhe。“wozhidao,nizaizheili。

”tashuo,“santianmeichifanle,weihuishoubulede。”wokanzheta,kanzhetaneizhang,

chongmanle“wenrou”he“guanqie”delian。woxiaole。wonaqihuabanshang,neibayonglaicaizhidedao,duizhunleta。

“gun。”woshuo,shengyinshayade,xianggeligui。takanzhewo,kanzhewoshoulidedao,meiyousihaodehaipa。

tazhishitanlekouqi。ranhou,tazoudaowodemianqian,yongyizhongwowufafankangdelidao,duoxialewoshoulidedao。

zaijiangwozheigekeliande、yuchundenvhai,jinjindiroujinletadehuaili。“duibuqi。”tazaiwoerbianqingshengshuo,

“duibuqixingxing,rangnikandaoneixie。”“bushinixiangdeneiyang。”wozaitadehuaili,zhengzhazhe,chuidazheta。

ertazexiangyizuoshan,renyouwofaxiezhe,wosuoyoudefennuheweiqu。zhidaowokude,jinpilijin。

tacaizhongyuduiwojiangshuleneige,shuyutahewomuqinde“zhenxiang”。tashuo,tahewodemuqin,

caishizhenzhengde“qingmeizhuma”;tashuo,tamencengjing,aidesiquhuolai;tashuo,shiwodefuqinxiajiang,

yongbeibideshouduan,congtadeshouli,qiangzoulewodemuqin。“nimuqin,tabuaita。”gucikanzhewo,

yanshenlichongmanlewujindeailianhetongku,“tajiajinifuqin,zhishiweilebaoquanwomenliangjiadegongsi。

”“tazaizheichang,meiyouaiqingdehunyinli,beizhemolekuaiershinian,tadelehenyanzhongdeyiyuzheng。”“erwo,

”tashuo,“shitaweiyide,nengrangtahuoxiaqudeyao。”wotingzhetadejiangshu,zhijuedehuangdanyoukexiao。

zheishishenme,gouxuedeyanqingjuben?woyigezi,yebuxin。“neinini?”wokanzheta,lenglengdiwen,

“niyousuanshenme?yigedazhe‘zhenai’deqihao,qupohuaibierenjiatingde‘nanxiaosan’?”“shi。

”tajingranchengrenle。“woshi。”takanzhewo,zichaodixiaolexiao,“nikeyizheimekanwo,

yekeyikanbuqiwo,danshixingxing,qingnibuyaoyongneizhongyanshen,kannidemuqin。”“tacaishineige,zuiwugu,

yezuikelianderen。”(liu)wobeigucineifan,chongmanle“shenqing”he“xisheng”degaobai,jizhijiegaomengle。

wodeshijieli,chuxianle“dierge”banbendegushi。zaizheigegushili。wodemuqin,buzaishineige,

buzhilianchide“**”;tashiyige,weijiazu,xishengleaiqingde“shengnv”;wodejiajiao,

yebuzaishineige,gouyinyoufuzhifude“qinshou”;tashiyige,momoshouhuzheairende、weidade“qingsheng”。

erwoneigeyizhiyilai,douyi“wanmeishouhaizhe”he“chenggongrenshi”xingxiangshirendefuqin,xiajiang,

zechenglechaisantamen,bingyong“jinqian”he“quanli”,qiujinlewomuqinkuaiershiniandeemo。wobuzhidao,

gaixinshei。woxiangyige,mishizai“luoshengmen”lide、gududezhentan。wojuedingquxunzhao,disange“banben”。

yigeyouwofuqin,qinkoujiangshudebanben,wohuilejia。wozhudongdi,qiaoxianglewofuqinneijian,

zongshichongmanle“weiyan”he“shuli”deshufangdemen。womeiyouzhiwen,yemeiyoukunao。wozhishixiangyige,

zuiputongde、guanxinfuqindenveryiyang,weitapaoleyibei,tazuixihuanhede“dahongpao”。ranhou,

wopingjingdi,wenletayigewenti。“ba,”woshuo,“niaimamama?”neigezaishangchangshang,

shuoyibuerde“baojun”,zaitingdaowozheigewentishi,lengzhule。takanzhewo,yanshenjiweifuza,

ranhoutaxiaole。“xingxing,”tashuo,“kanlainidouzhidaole。”woyiwei,tahuixiangsuoyou,

beichuochuanlehuangyandenanrenyiyang,fennuhuozhedilai。dantameiyou。tazhishizhanqishen,zoudaoleshufang,