第1章

gaokaojiaolebaijuan,wobaqidejiangwotichujiamen。

woyifujiaqianjinjinglunluodaogongdibanzhuan,fandouchibubao。

daizhugongdizuishuaidexiaogege,baojintadatuicengchicenghe。

wohaijitahuadabing,shuodengwohuijiayidinghuibaotajinshanyinshan。

tazhishituosaichongwoxiao:「woshenmedoubuyao,wozhiyaoni。」

womolemotadeshuailian:「hahahaha,nilaihamaxiangchitianeroua?」

dangqinghualuqutongzhishujidaogongdideneiyike,wozheicaiyishidao,wocaishibupeideneiyige。

正文:

gaokaoduihenduorenlaishuoshigaibianmingyundeyibu,duiwolaishuo,zhishiwanwan。

wojiahenyouqian,jiusuanmeiyougaokaochengji,zhaoyangnenghuaqianchuguoliuxuedingguagua。

wanxindaqidewo,gaokaojiaolebaijuan,meixiangdaowobaqidejiangwotichujiamen。

「hanjiaqian!wolaohanjiameiyounizheigehaizi,jingjiwodiuren!」

「huadianqianjiunengjiejuedeshi……ninbieshengqia。」

「nishicongxiaoshufuguanle,buquganshouyixiarenjianjiku,doubuzhidaozhenxi!」

jiuzheiyang,wobeisaodichumenle。

外面的生活很难吗?

woquchaoshitiaotiaojianjianleyiduilingshi,dasuanbaocanyidun。

jieguozaijiezhangdeshihou,faxianyinxingkaquanbeidongjiele。

shouyinyuanshuangshouhuanxiongkanzhewo,yilianmieshi:「kuaidian,houbianhaiyouhaoduorenzaidengni。」

wanghoukan,dajiadoubunaifandikanzhewo。

wozhihaoganxiaozhedaoqian:「buhaoyisi,zheixiewodoubuyaole。」

diyicijuedezheimediulian,zouchuchaoshijiujiwobadadianhuazhiwenta。

「laohan!nizhenzheimehenxinbawosuoyoudekadoutingdiaoma?neiwochishenmeya?」

dianhuaneitouchuanlaiwobabudaiganqingdeshengyin:「niyoushouyoujiao,zijixiangbanfa。」

shuowanlijibadianhuaguadiao,lianfanbodejihuidoubuji。

zhenxing,laoyeziwanzhendele,nandaoliletawojiubunenghuole?

我偏不信。

gaozhongbiyemeixuelimeijingyan,qunazhaogongzuodoubutaihaozhao。

ganghaolubiandenaichadianzhengzaizhaogong,wozixinmanmandiqumianshi。

结果怎么着?

mianshibibushangrenjialingyalichi,yingwenhaimeirenjiashuodeliu。

dunshijuedeyaoshihaohaoxuexiyingyu,yebuzhiyuyibaitudi。

youqulebianlidianmianshi,yejuanbuguoqitamianshideren,renjiakeyiyitianshang12xiaoshi,wobuxing。

于是,又被刷了。

haoburongyizhaolegefuwuyuandegongzuo,jieguobeianpaiquxiwanjian,xileyitianxutuole。

haiyinweixibuganjingbeikerentousu,dangtianjiubeicitui。

zheiyike,woshenshenganshoudaolerenjianjiku。

yuanlaizhuanqianzheimenana……

danjueqiangruwo,zenmekenengzaizheishihouhelaoyezirencuo。

wojiusuanshitaofan,yebukenenghuiquqiuta!