—【zheipanfabuyongxiangle，kendingshibaomananquanze！】
—【wodecuo，wojiubugaihuaiyijiaojingshushu。】
—【shenmehua，nineishibugaihuaiyizanershu！】
—【pu，jiemei，zheimekuaijiurenshangqinqila？】
……
cishi，hanxiangyizhibojianlineiqun**，haizaibuduanshuaping。
zhibojianliderenqiyezaibuduanzengzhangzhe，zheihuieryijinglaidaoleliuqianbabaiduoren。
shuozhende，hanxiangyizuozhubozheimejiu，caguobianermaiguofu，banguochouyefaguodia，cengguodazhuboliuliang，yegenguogezhongfengkou……
jibenshenmeshouduandouyongle，kezijideshipinliuliangjiushibugao，zhibojianrenliulianggengshizenmedouzhangbushangqu！
youshihoutayenamener，zijimingmingzhangxiangbucha，tingjingzhitingyoutese，yetingsaode，zenmejiushibuhuoni？
jiuyinweibuyuantianbangyidage？
shuozhende，zuijin，tadouyoudianxiangyaofangqile，yinweizhiboyaofanyagenerwufamanzutaderichangxuqiu，tadoukuaiesile……
kewanwanmeixiangdaodeshi，jiuzaitajijiangyaofangqideshihou！
jintian，jiangandeyijioyoumen，zhijiejitaxiyinlailewuliuqianren！
guangshijinwanshoudeliwu，dougoutazheigeyuedeshenghuofeile！
zhijiejitalengdandezhiboshengya，dailailezhuanji！
zaitayanli，jianganjianzhijiushitadejinzhubabaahaoma！
erqiezheigejinzhubaba，haizhangdezheimeshuaizheimeyougexing！
绝了！
……
说回到现场这边。
“二叔。”
jianganyilianwunaidehanleyijuershu，kemianqiandezhongnianjingshoujiaojingdebiaoqingquebingmeiyouhaokanduoshao，tacuzhemeitou，shuoleyijuranghanxiangyizhibojianlisuoyouguanzhongyilianmengbidehua。
“又是他全责？”
这话一出！
—【？？？】
当时！
hanxiangyizhibojianliwuliuqiantongyishijianzaixianguankandeshuiyoumenshiyitouwenhaoa！
弹幕狂刷：
—【shenmegui？shenmejiaoyoushitaquanze？shenmejiaoyou？】
—【pu……tingzanershuzheiyisi，zheishuaigegaibuhuipingchangyebushaoganzheizhongshierba？】
—【haha，wotingshuohenduochuzuchesijipengjianzheizhongshierxihuanguyizhuangshangqu，fanzhengduifangquanze，haiyaojitafuyibiwugongfeihetingyunfei，chenzhexiuchedeshijianhainengxiuxixiuxi，heleerbuwei？】
—【zheishuaigekanshangqubuxiangzheizhongrenba……】
—【haha，woganjueshuaigekenengjiushizheipiqi，buyuanguanzhebieren。】
……
“噗……”
韩相宜都笑了。
ershuneiwunaidebiaoqing，heneiju“youshitaquanze”，haoxiangjiushizaishuo，jianganpingchangmeishaoganzheishier。
suishuodequetinglingrentoutengde……
buguohaoxiangtazheiyangzuoyemeimaobingba？
“嗯……”
jiangandianlediantou，pielepiezui，baiwuliaolaidekaozaichebian，haiyuanyuandikanleyiyanneibaomanan。
baomanancishizaoyishoulianlezijisuoyoudepiqi，zhishizuijiaochouchuzhezhanzaineili，buzhisuocuo，fengzhonglingluan。
“唉……”
zhongnianjiaojingkanleyiyanbaomanan，youkanleyiyanjiangan，buyoudemomotanlekouqi，shuozhe：
“nishuoshuoni，hebigennibaouqi？haichulaikaiwangyueche……”
“kaijiukaiba，duoyishiburushaoyishi，nifeigenneimeduorenzhiqiganma？”
shuozhezheixiehuadeshihou，tademuguangbujingyijianwangxianglebuyuanchubaozheshoujizhibodehanxiangyi。
zaikandaoyishenjk，haichuanzhecoserzhuang，qingchunjinglidehanxiangyideshihou，ershushaoshaolenglexia。
“女朋友？”他问。
yaoshizheiyangdehua，neizheixiaoziduqidaoshikeyilijie。
nanrenma，zainvrenmianqiankebunengluolemianzi。
“abu……bushi……”
hanxiangyidelianneihuier“shua”deyixiajiuhongle，lianlianbaishoushuobushi，suirantahenxiangdiantoushuolaoniangjiushizheishuaigedenvpengyoujiushile……
ketadehuahaimeishuowan，jianganbianbailebaishou，dandingdeshuoleyiju：
“chengkebale，womendouburenshi。”
tadehua，lengdanyouwuqing，yixiajiuranghaixiudehanxiangyilengzaiyuandi。
shia，tamenjintiancaigangjian，talianjianganmingzidoubuzhidao，tayebuguojiushiyixiangqingyuanbale。
xiaozuiweiweijueqi，xiaoguniangkanshangquweiqubabadi，yanjiaoleizhuzidouchulaile……
mingminggangcaihaihenshangtou，xiayimiaojiulimaruzhuibingjiao，binghuoliangzhongtian，rangrenhenshinanshou。
“你啊……”
ershuyebuzhidaoshibushiwuhuile，haiyongyifuxunjiedekouwengenjianganshuoni：
“biezhangzhezhangdeshuaijiusiwujidan，renjiaxiaoguniangyetingpiaoliangde，chujiuhaohaochu，biegufurenjia。”
“bushi……zhenbushi……”
jiangandouyouxiebunaifanle，zheizenmeshenbianchuxiangeyixingjiuyaobeiwuhuideya……
zheihuashuode，genzijishigezhananside。
“扑哧……”
daoshihanxiangyi，tingershuzheimejiang，tayixiajiupotiweixiaole。
—【啊哈哈……】
zhibojianliwangyoumenyexiaofengle，dajiadouzaishuo：
—【youshihouzhangdeshuai，yebushishenmehaoshierahaha……】
—【xiaosiwole，qiushuaigexinliyinyingmianji！】
—【hanxiangyizheicikesuanshirangnixiaozizhanledabianyile！】
……
几人这边聊着。
“那个……”
yejiuzaizheishihou，yizhizhanzaiyibianbuzhisuocuodebaomanan，turanzouleshanglai。
tazhanzhanweiweide，qingshengshuoleyiju：
“asir，woneige……quanzeshiba？”
这话一出！
—【噗……】
—【啊哈哈哈……】
当时啊！
zhibojianlidesuoyouguanzhong，yixiajiuxiaofengle！
xiaoyueledeyou，xiaofacailedegengshibibijieshi！
—【md，guangguzhekanrichangle，wotemedoubazheibaomananwangle。】
—【ahahaha……xiaosiwole，zheibaomanandoubeidajiajihulvele，yetaimeicunzaiganleba！】
—【baomanan：wozhanzaiyibiandanjingshoupabantianle，yaoshayaoguajigetongkuaihuahaobuhaoawei！】
……
zhendeshibietiduogaoxiaole。
neibaomananxinliyeshifeichangdezhaliea！
nishuochugeyiwaijiuchugeyiwaiba，pianpianzhuangshangjiaojingshineixiaoziershu！
nijiuquanqiebieshuozheishierbenlaitajiubuzhanli，tashixianbiandaojiasaiquanze；jiutemeshitazhanlile，jiusuanshijianganquanze，neirenjiaershuzaizheili，nengbuhuzhezijijiaren？
zaijianganhanchu“ershu”zheilianggezideshihou，baomananxintaijiuyijingbenglehaoma！
人就已经傻了！
erjiangantamenliaodezheibantian，bataliangzaiyibiandezheibantian，tadouganjueshenshangxiangshiyoujiqianwanzhichongzizaipayiyang，rumangcibei，rugengzaihou，laozhemole！
zhendejiushiyaoshayaoguajigehuaba！
没办法了啊……
认了啊！
zhideyitideshi，ganggangduibaomanantaiduhaikeyidejianganershu，zheihuiertingletadehua，hudemeitouyizhou。
“yaojiaojiujiaojiaojingtongzhi，xiangjiangdianyingkanduoleba？haiasir……”
就这个态度！
yixiajiurangbaomananlizhengle！
“shishishi……jiaojingtongzhi……”
tadiantouhayaodeyangzi，shiwanquanmeiyougangcaixiacheyaodajianganshihoudechangkuanga！
—【啊哈哈哈……】
gebiwangyoumendouyaoxiaofengle！
zhende，youshihoudaliana，jiushizheimeshuang！
zuoshiqingzhiqian，zhendexiangxianghouguo！
zheibaomananqiangxingjiasaizhiqian，xiangguohouguohuizheimeyanzhongma？
今天啊……
nijiubieshuolaideshijianganershule，jiushibushijianganershu，shirenheyigejiaojing，tatemenachuduoshaoqianlai，tazheigeshixianbiandaojiasaidequanze，yezuowenle！
……