我妈是“娇妻”,我爸是“霸总”,我是他们的意外第3章

woyiweiwofabude,shijikexiaoshizi,zuiduozaihulianwangdewangyangdahaili,jiqiyidiandianlianyi。

我错了。

wofabude,shijikeshenshuizhadan。

diertianzaoshang,wobeishoujijielianbuduandezhendongshengjichaoxingle。

womimihuhudinaqishoujiyikan,zhenggerenshunjianqingxingle。

wodeneige“bazonghejiaoqideyiwaichanwu”zhanghao,yiyezhijian,fensicong0,zhangdaole10wan。

wozuixinfabudeneitiao《xijingfuqidegangashunjian》,bofangliangyijingtupolesanbaiwan。

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wodiankaipinglunqu,chadianmeibeiwangyoumendeliuyanjixiaosi。

“hahahahahahaduibuqi,wozhidaowobugaixiao,danshizhenderenbuzhu!bozhu,nihaihaoma?xuyaoxinliyuanzhuma?”

“qiangdongshuaidaoneiliwofanfukanleshibian!zheishishenmejueshidahuobaofuqi!”

“neigeyuzhongkuqibeilinjudamazhuabaodepianduan,jianzhishinianduzuijiashesixianchang!qiubozhumamadexinliyinyingmianji!”

“benlaiyiweishiyande,zhidaowotingdaolebozhuneiyishengshengshengwukeliandehuawaiyin……jiemei,xinkunile!”

“guanzhule!bozhu,qiunirigeng!wodekuaileyuanquanjiukaonile!”

“zhiyouwoyigerenjuede,suiranhenga,danshiyoudiantianma?zhishaozhengmingnibamashizhenaia!”

kanzhezuihouyitiaopinglun,woxianrulechensi。

zhenai?kenengba。yizhongwowufalijiede,xuyaotongguohuxiangzhemolaizhengmingdezhenai。

woshuaxinleyixiayemian,fensishu,youzhangleliangwan。

wodexin,kaishi“pengpeng”dikuangtiao。

zhei,jiushiliuliangdeliliangma?

woyiqianzhizaixinwenlikandaoguo“yiyebaohong”zheigeci,meixiangdao,tahuiyizheizhongfangshi,fashengzaiwoshenshang。

woyoudianxingfen,youyoudianhaipa。

xingfendeshi,wode“baofu”jihua,chenggongle。erqie,xiaoguoyuanyuanchaochulewodeyuqi。

haipadeshi,wobamayaoshifaxianle,huishishenmefanying?

anzhaowobade“bazong”renshe,takenenghuizhijiechongjinwofangjian,bawodediannaoheshoujidouzale,ranhouzhizhewodebizi,lenglengdituchusigezi:“buzhisihuo。”

anzhaowomade“jiaoqi”renshe,takenenghuidangchangyundao,ranhouxinglaizhihou,lihuadaiyudikanzhewo,tongxinjishoudishuo:“mianmian,nizenmenengzheimeduimama?mamadexin,haotong……”

guangshixiangxiangneigehuamian,wojiuyijingkaishizhixile。

buxing,wodexianggebanfa。

wojueding,zaitamenfaxianzhiqian,xianfazhiren。

wobashoujidiaochengjingyin,ranhouxiangwangchangyiyang,zouchufangjian。

wobamazhengzaichizaofan。jintiandejuben,shi“bazongdetouweiplay”。wobazhengnazheyigenyoutiao,yidianyidiandi,wangwomazuilisai。

“mandianchi,wodexiaochanmao。kanni,zuibiandouzhanshangjiangyoule。”wobachongnidishuodao,ranhoushenchushouzhi,xiangqucawomadezuijiao。

womazeyilianjiaoxiudiduokai。“buyaoma,tian,nverhaizaikanni。”

womianwubiaoqingdizuodaocanzhuoqian,jizijidaoleyibeiniunai。

“ba,ma。”woqingleqingsangzi,kaikoule。

tamenliangliketingzhileniwai,qishuashuadikanxiangwo。

woyunniangleyixiaqingxu,ranhou,yongyizhongfeichangchentongdeyuqishuo:“wozuotianwanshang,zuoleyigemeng。”

womalikelailexingqu。“e?shenmemeng?shibushimengdaomamajinizuohaochidele?”

woyaoyaotou,yanshenbiandeyoushang。“bu。womengdao,nimenliang,chaojiale。chaodehenxiong,wobashuaimenzoule,womazaijialiku。ranhou……ranhounimenjiufenkaile。”

woshuozhe,haiqiadaohaochudi,jichuleyidiyanlei。

womadelianse,shunjianjiubianle。tayibazhuazhuwobadegebo,jinzhangdiwen:“tian!nitingdaolema?nverdoukaishizuozheizhongmengle!shibushinizuijinduiwotailengdanle,rangtameiyouanquanganle?”

wobayezhouqilemeitou。takanzhewo,yanshenliliuluchuyisikuijiu。

“mianmian,biepa。neizhishigemeng。babamama,shiyongyuanbuhuifenkaide。”tashuo。

woyaozhetou,yanleiliudegengxiongle。“bu,neigemengtaizhenshile。wohaohaipa。wopayouyitian,nimenyehuixiangqitatongxuedebabamamayiyang,yinweiyixiexiaoshi,jiufenkaile。”

woyibianku,yibiantoutouguanchazhetamendefanying。

很好,他们上钩了。

wojixujiama。“suoyi……suoyiwojiuzaixiang,nimenzheimeenai,zheimetebie,weishenmebunengranggengduoderenkandaoni?ruguodajiadounengkandaonimendeaiqing,shibushijiunengjineixieduiaiqingshiwangderen,yidiandianxinxin?”

wobamaduishileyiyan,doucongduifangdeyanzhong,kandaoleyisidongrong。

wochenredatie,nachulewodeshouji。

“suoyi,wozuotianwanshang,jiubanimenpingshideyixie……enairichang,jianchengleyigexiaoshipin,fadaolewangshang。woxiang,yongwomendegushi,quwennuangengduoderen。”

wodiankaileneigeshipin,bashouji,didaoletamenmianqian。

kongqi,zaizheiyike,ninggule。

wokanzhewobamadelian,conggandong,daoyihuo,zaidaozhenjing,zuihou,bianchenglehuoshanbaofaqiandetieqing。

youqishidangshipinbofangdao,wobaqiangdongshuaidao,hewomayuzhongjiaoshuibeilinjuzhuabaodeneilianggepianduanshi。

woqingxiditingdaole,wobaquantouniede“gege”zuoxiangdeshengyin。

hewomadaochoulengqideshengyin。

完了。

芭比Q了。

woganjue,wodeshijiemori,yaolaile。