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我妈是个圣母。
paoqitaduoniandewaigongbeitajiedaojialishanyang。
ganglailiangtian，jiubawoyangleduoniandemaomaijimaofanzihuanqianqudapai。
wozhiwenta，womaquebangtashuohua。
“bujiushiliangzhimaoma，nizenmekeyizheiyanggenzhangbeishuohua。”
waigongyezhangzhewomadeshengmurenshesiwujidan。
“zaogennishuolenvhaizibuyaoguanzhe，zheipiqiyihounayounanrenyao，butinghuadayidunjiuhaole，weileliangtouchushengjuranzheiyanggenzhangbeishuohua。”
houlaitapianwoshuozhaodaolemaofanzi，rangwoguoquzhaomao。
wozhejizhaoguoququechadianshishen。
huiquhouwozhaowaigongduizhi，womaquehaibangtashuohua。
“takeshiniwaigong，zenmekenenghuizuochuzheiyangdeshi！”
houlaiwodanaoyichang，womayisixiangbi，tuisangzhongwobeiwaigongguyicongtiantaituixia。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaolewomayaojiewaigonglaijiaguoniandeqianyitian。
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“xiaoyue，nibaneigemaofangtengchulaiba，jinnianwaigonglaizanjiaguonian，tamingtianjiulaile。”
yiyangdechangjing，wozhongshengdaolewaigongzhujinlaideqianyitian。
shangyishi，womabawaigongjielaijialiguonian。
renlaihou，womayoushuoyihouwaigongjiuzhuxiale，tayaoshanyangta。
waigonglaihouguoshanglehuangdibandeshenghuo。
wohewomaxiangshitadetieshenyahuan，bawomenliangshihuanlaishihuanqu。
chibaohezujiuzhaowomanaqianqudapai。
wofeichangbushuang，danwomaquebuyilehu。
zheitianxiabanhuijia，yijinmenwojiufaxianlebudui。
yiwangwohuijia，liangzhixiaomaodouhuiguaiguaizuozhedengwo。
今天我却没有看到。
dunshiwojiuyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
zhaobianjialimeiyigejiaoluo，doumeikandaowodeliangzhimao。
wowenwoma，tashuobuzhidao。
zaikanxiangwaigongdeshihou，tayilianwusuoweideyangzi。
“kan**ma，liangtouxiaochusheng，shuobudingzijitoupaochuqu，gujidoubuzhidaobeigouyaosizainatiaoxiangzilile。”
kanzhetazheifuzuilian，woxiangma，danyixiangdaowomayouhuijiaoyuwohaishibielehuiqu。
liangzhixiaomaoduiwolaishuofeichangzhongyao，wozaojiubatamendangchenglejiaren。
zhaobudaotamenwochedihuangle。
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buyongxiangzheilimiankendingzhuangzhewodemao。
wobashipinshuaidaotalianshang，tagancuipoguanziposhuai。
“xiawumeiqiandapai，liangtouxiaochushengmaijijiebianshoumaodele。”
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“weishenmeyaomaidiaowodemao！！nibudapaihuisima？？”
wodunshiyanleiwangwang，shentizaizhandou，chezhesangzizhiwenta。
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tacongshafashangcuanqilaizuochuyaodongshoudeyangzi。
womeilita，fakuangdipaochujiamen，danmaofanzizaojiuzouyuan。
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“aiyo，xianzaidenianqingrenzhenshinaozichuwentile，liangtouxiaochushengkandebijiarenhaizhongyao，duneimeduoshudoududaogouduziliqule。”
“zaogennishuolenvhaizibuyaoguanzhe，zheipiqiyihounayounanrenyao，butinghuadayidunjiuhaole，weileliangtouchushengjuranzheiyanggenzhangbeishuohua。”
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womayebuanweiwo，rangwochedixinliang。
ciriwoqingjiazaifujinzhaomaofanzi。
zhongwuwaigongjiwofalaiyitiaoxiaoxi，shuoshizhaodaolemaofanzidejia。
jiwofalegeweizhi，rangwozijiqunahuilai。
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womaqueshengwodeqi，shuowowuxianwaigong。
“takeshiniwaigong，zenmekenenghuizuochuzheiyangdeshi！”
jianwomabubangwo，**cuibaojing。
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“nigexiao**，wokeshiniwaigong。shei**nile，niyouzhengjuma，woyibanianji，kansheigandaizouwo。”
waigonghenbufuqi，biaoyanqilai。
“nigesaobaxing，kesinibahaibugou，xianzaikaishihuohaiwoleshiba。”
womazaipangbianyetuisangzuzhiwo。
“haolebienaole，waigongshinidezhangbei，nayourenbaojingzhuazijiwaigongde，shuochuqubuderangwairenxiaosi。”