第5章

lihun,rangwomayouxiuderenshenglvlishangtianshanglebuwanmeideyibi。

tasilaixiangqu,juedezhiyouwodeyouxiucainengjiangzheibuwanmeideyibizhongxinxiugaihao。

womajiwobaoleshufaban,gangqinke,aoshuban。

tayaoqiuwosuoyoudekaoshidoubixukaodaomanfen,shaoyifen,tajiuhuiyongyigenjiechi,zaiwodeshouxinshanghenhendiqiaoshangyixia。

raner,lianggemingxiaobiyederen,shengchulaidehaizi,tianziquepingyongdechuqi。

wobingbushiyigecongmingdehaizi。

yizhijiandandegangqinquzi,woxuyaofanfulianshangjishibianshenzhishangbaibian;jiajianchengchudekousuantika,wobixubuduandequzuo,cainengbaozhengkaoshideshihoubuchucuo。

womadeyanzhongshiyanshibuzhudeshiwang:“ranran,nizhenbuxiangshimamadehaizi。”

zheishihou,woxiaoxiaodexinlihuiyongxianchuyizhongzuocuoshideweiquyuhaipa,wohuilazhetadeshou,xiangtabaozheng:“mama,wohuinulide。”

womamianqiangxiaoxiao:“mamaxiangxinranran。”

yigedanqinmamatongshijiangugongzuoyuhaizishiyijianhennandeshiqing。

buzhidaoshibushiyinweizaiwoshenshangfuchuletaiduodejingli,womadaidegaosanxueshengchengjixiajiangle。

tabeixiaozhangjiaoqutanhuale。

huilaihou,tazaiwoshilidailehenjiu,wangjileneibenyinggaishipeiwolianqindeshijian。

我妈是理科生。

wobuzhidaotazaifangjianlishibushiyoujisuanlexingjiabizhileidedongxi。

wozhizhidao,tadakaimenhou,jiangwodexinglishoushilechulai,jiangwosongdaolewaipojia。

taduiwaiposhuo:“wozuijindaibiyeban,gongzuoyalibijiaoda。nibangwozhaokanranranyiduanshijian,dengmangwanzheizhen,wojiubatajiehuilai。”

woguaiguaidiqianzhewaipodeshou,qidaiwomalinzouzhiqiannengjiwoyigeqinwen。

keshi,tajiedaoxueshengjiazhangdalaidedianhuahou,bianjicongcongdilikaile,shenzhilianyigeyanshendoumeiyoujiwo。

neinian,wobasui,duernianji。

cihoudemeiyitian,wodoupanwangzhewomanengmangwan,nengbawojiehuiqu,keshitafangfozongshimangbuwan。