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知道，我当然知道。
shangyishiwoshenmedoumeizuo，womazijiqujianletai，tamendouhenxindiyitongqiyoubawoshaosi。
xianzaiwojueding，wulunruheqianfangbaijidouyaobawomaduzilimiande９gelongzibaozhu。
zhiyunengbunengtongshishengxialai，hehe！
鬼都知道不可以。
xiangdaozheiliwomankoudayingbabadeyaoqiu，gangkaoshangdedaxueyebuqushangle，baomingzuizhongyao。
womeitianjiwomamaizuihaozuifengshengdecaibaozhengtadeyingyang。
qinzizuohaofanduandaotadechuangqian，shenzhiwohenbudezhijieweidaotadezuili。
tachiyiwanzhihoufangxialai；“youdiancheng，chibuxiale。”
那怎么行？
woganjinjixuwangtazuilisai：“ma，niduzilimianhuailejiugelongzi，neidexuyaoduoshaoyingyanga，niyidingyaoduochi，anzhaoyigedidiyiwandebiaozhun，nizhishaodechi９wan。”
tadengdayanjingmawo：“nishiyaowopangsima？９wan，wozenmechidexiaqu？jiusuanzhendechixiaqule，neiwohuipangchengshenmeyangzi？”
woguantashenmeyangzi，wojiushiyaotachi，wojiushiyaotapangdegenzhuyiyangdongdoudongbule。
wokantahaishengshenmelongzi，hehe！
她不吃，我就强塞。
tabeiworemaole，fennudiyigebazhangjiwoshanlai：“**dan，niguyideba？”
wowuzhelianweiqudizhaodaobaba：
“ba，niquanquanmaba，tabuchidongxizenmexing？taduzilimianhuaidekeshilongzia，napajiushiputongdehaizidouyaobaozhengyingyang，hekuangshilongzi？
“neishinengsuibianhunongdema？neibuchihaohehaotamenzenmefayu？daoshihouzenmenengshunlichushengjiwomenwangjiadailaitaotiandefugui？
“baba，nikebieguaiwomeiyoutixingnia，biedaoshihoulongzichibuhaoshengqilezhijiefeidaobierenduzili，nikudoulaibuji。”
wobapinpindiantou：“zheicidandanshuodedui，laopo，nidechia，yidingyaochi，qianwanbunengrangwodelongzimenshouweiqu。”
womahongleyankuang，pudaobabadehuaili：
“keshiwozhendechibuxialea，**danneigesidongxitashixiangyaochengsiwo，wosile，dangrannidejiugelongziyejiudoushengbuchulai。
“daoshihouzheizhenggewangjiadoushitade，sheidoubunenggentazheng。”
womayiku，wobaxinjiuruanle。
“xing，neijiushaochiyidian，manmanchimanmanchi。”
womaqiaoqizuijiaodeyidichaowoxuanyao。
xuanyaotazaiwobaxinlidediwei，xuanyaotacaishiwomenjiazuishouhuanyingdenvren。
shangyishi，wogenbenbuzhidaotajuranhaicunzhezheiyangdexinsi。
tajuranhaigenwozheigeweiyidenverzhengfengchicu。
danshibeishaosiyicizhihou，wozhidaole。
yushizheiyishi，wojiuyaoguyiqita，qisita！
wobawomacongbabadehuaililalechulai：
“ma，nikeshihuailejiugelongzi，bunengsuibiandiaoyanleide，longzidoushinansheng，xihuanyanggangzhiqi，nidongbudongjiuku，nishuotamenxinlizenmenenggaoxing？
“ma，nikeyaogaidiaoyuanlaidexiaoxinsi，niyaoyimenxinsidoufangzailongzimenshenshanga。”