kanzhedajiayihuodeyanshen，wozixinyixiao，jiangpadshangdeneirongtoudaodapingmushang。
“nimenkan，zheishidaoguocengjingdeyikuanyouxi，shiyikuanlianaidonghuajiaohushideyouxi，zaidaoguoshishifenhuobaode！”
suchengtingdaozhei，yilianyihuodekaikoudao。
“laoli，zheikuanyouxiwoyezhidao，danshiwojuedezheizhongbijingshiteshuqingkuang，shijiyudaoguoneibianteshudedongmanwenhuafenweizaojiude，guoneidedongmanwenhuabijingshixiaozhongwenhua，womenxianzaiqierushibushiyoudianwanle！”
wotingdaozheizuijiaoluchuyimoshenmideweixiao，jixushuolexiaqu。
“dajiaxianbieji，jixutingwoshuo，queshizheizhongdongmanzaiguoneisuanxiaozhongzhinengsuanshixiaozhong！”
“danshi，yaoshiwomenhewomenbentuwenhuajiehe，laijinxingyidingdegaibian，neikejiubuyidingle！”
suchengfanyingzuikuai，jihuzaiwoshuowandeyishunjian，yanshenshunjianliangle，zhijiezhanleqilai。
“laoli！nishuodeshi。。。。。。。”
“meicuo，womenbazheiliangkuanyouxijieheyixia，jiranerciyuanzaiguoneibingmeiyoushichang，anwomenjiuzuoyigezhenrenqingjingyouxi，erqiekeyizuoyigeduotiaozhuxian，duotiaonvzhudeyouxi，genjuwanjiabutongdexuanzejichubutongdejieju！”
zheihuidajiadoufanyingguolaile，fenfenzhanleqilai，yilianjidongdekanzhewo。
wofangxiashoulidepad，zixindekanzhewodajia。
“womenjiuzuoyigezhenrenlianaijiaohuleiyouxi，mingzidehuajiujiao【wanla，wobeimeinvbaowei！】”
suihouwokaishijiangjiezheikuanyouxideyoulieshi。
“muqianwoxiangdezheikuanyouxi，shouxianzaitourufangmianzhuyaoshiyanyuanhebianju，duiyupaishefangmiandaoshimeiyouduodadexuqiu”
“erqie，zaiqianhouduandechulishangqishibingbuxuyaohendadetouru，gongsineibuyuangongjibenkeyigaoding！”
“erqiexianzaishichangduiyuxiaoyouxijihuyijingbaohe，hennanyouzuowei，daxingyouxidaoshiyikuaidadangao，danshiyiwomengongsimuqiandezijinhennanzuochenggong。”
“zheigeyouxijihukeyishuoshiyigedutedechuangxinxingsaidao，erqieyouhuanshoupalucanyudeliuliangzhichi，wogujihuizaishichangshangyinqihendadefanxiang！”
“anzhaowodeguji，touruyinggaizaisanbaiwanzuoyou，huibaowoyuguzai500%yinggaimeiwenti！”
shuodaozhei，dajiaduishiyiyan，doukandaolebiciyanzhongdereqie。
“haha！chegewojiuzhidao！wojiuzhidao！niyidingkeyide！”
“jiushijiushi！chegenijiushuoba，womentingnide！”
。。。。。。
wohesuchengxiangshiyixiao，suijikaishifenpeirenwu。
“liuzi，nidaizhecehuabuzuoyigedazhifanganchulai，womenxianjinxingchubutaolun！”
“afeng，nizaigongsineibuxuanzejigeshiligouyingdechengxuyuan，chengliyigexiaozu，zhunbeizuoyigeyouxikuangjia，daoshihouneibianpaisheyijieshuwomenjiukeyizhijiedaorule！”
“xiaofan，niquwusejijiachuanmeigongsizhunbeipaishe！”
“chengzi，nijinkuaichuyifentouruzijinyuan，sanbaiwanyinggaiwentibuda！”
“haozinihewoyiqiquzhaoyanyuan，zheishizheigeyouximuqianzuizhongyaodebufenlemahubude！”
。。。。。。
henkuaisuoyoubufenkaishitongbutuijin。
wozuozaibangongshidediannaoqian，miqiyanjingkanzheyanqiandepingmu。
gaojie，congjintiankaishiwohuirangnimenfuchudaijia。
suihouwokaishizaidiannaoshangqiaoji，zuoweicengjingdeaolinpikeguanjun，woziranzhidaoyixiaputongrenbuzhidaodedongxi。
henkuaidiannaoshangjiuchuxianleyixingshuxideziyan。
“ninhao！huanyinglaidaoanwang！”
woshenxiyikousuijizhijiefaburenwu，jiuzhoumingchushengsixialideangzangshigujibushao。
henkuai，jiuyouyimingzhiyezhentanjiedaolerenwu。
dengzhebanimenzheiduigounannv，wohuirangnimenfuchudaijia。
rangwomeixiangdaodeshi，yizhouzhihou，jingranjiedaolegaojiefumudedianhua，jieqilaiwocaizhidao，gaojiejingranbatabamadoujieleguolai，xiangyaoyuewotanyitan。
gaojiefumuzaijiehunqianhegaojieyiyangduiwotinghao，danshizaijiehunhouqueduiwoshifenxianqi。
wosikaoleyixiahaishijuedingdayingjianyimian，youxiehuahaishishuoqingchubijiaohao。
henkuaijiudaolediertiandefanju。
dangwodaofanjushi，zhijiandaotamensangerenbaozhelianggehaizizuozaineili。
jiandaowojinlaile，tamayilianweiwohaodebiaoqinglazhuwo，yifuyuzhongxinzhangdeyuqishuodao。
“aiya，xiaolia！niyezhidao，zheixiaojiecongxiaozaiwomengenqianjiaoshengguanyangxiguanle，kenengyoudianhuaixiguan，danshizongtihaishihaodea！”
“woyizhijuedexiaolinishiyigehaohaizi，keqianwanbunengxueneigechenshimeia！xianzainifadalezenmenengbatamendoupaoqini！ai！”
wowenyanlengxiaoleyisheng，hehe，buguangerenxiangaozhuang，haiheyiqianyiyangxiangyaopuawo！
kanwobushuohua，yiweiwoheyiqianyiyangbeishuodongle。
“aiya，xiaolia！xianzaizhaoyigeheshiderenduonana，nihexiaojiezheimeduonianguoqule，haiyouhaizile，xiaojieyeshigehaonvhai，nifangqileduokexia！nikan。。。。。。！”
wotingdaozheizhijiexiaochulesheng，yilianbinglengdekanzhetamen。
“haonvhai？nimenshibushiduihaonvhaizheigeciyoudianshenmewuhuia！jiunimennvergandeneidianangzangshihaixuyaowonachulaishuoma？”
“nihaiyoudianshuohaizi，neilianggehaizizenmehuishiwoxiangxinnimenxinliqingchu，wo。。。。。。。！”
tabalianseshunjianbiandeshifennankan，padeyishengzhijiezhanleqilai，zhizhewoshuodao。
“haonigeliche！nishenmeyisizheimeheayishuohua，haiyoumeiyoudianzunbei！”
tingdaozheijuhua，wozaiyerenbuzhulezhijiebaocukou。
“wozunnm，wogaosuninigelaodeng，niyiweinishishenmehaohuosema！suanshirangwojianshidaoleshenmejiaoyouqifubiyouqinv！”
kanzheyilianmudengkoudaidegaojie，wozhizhetashuodao。
“jiupingniyepeideshangwo？pingshenme？yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji！nihuigandianshenme？meiwonizaojiuesileba！”
gaojiebeiduideyakouwuyan，liansezhangchenglezhuganse，bielebantianlaileyiju。
“wo，wohuishenghaizia！renjiananshengdoushixiangxiajianrong，jiunigaogui！”
我瞬间被气笑了。
“youhe！shenghaizi？nikezhenshilihaini！”