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hunliqianyitian，womaturanshuaidaonaodaijinleqiangjiushi。
nvyouquexianhuiqilaheiwojujuehunqianjinxiao。
wozaiqiangjiushimenkoucongtianheishoudaoletianliang，quedenglailewomayanqidexiaoxi。
chuliwanwomadehoushi，woturanxiangdaowomademinggenzi“dudu”eleyitianyiye。
womabutingtideganhuijiaquezhuangdaonvyouhebaiyueguangzaidaqingmaqiao。
wofafengdehenvyoudebaiyueguangsidazaiyiqi，xiangyaojiangsuoyoudefennuhebeishangquanbufaxiechuqu。
nvyouxintengbaiyueguangweilexiefen，jiangduducongbaloudiulexiaqu。
tingzhedududecanjiaosheng，wojuewangdeyibazhangdazainvyoudelianshangrangtagunchuwojia。
taquehuzheduziweixiewo，shuohuailewodehaizi。
houlai，wochaqinglesuoyouzhenxiang，kuailinpendenvyouguizaiwomianqianqiuwozaijitayigejihui。
chuliwanwomadehoushi，wodingzhejialidemenbangengyanlejicicaidakai。
kedakaimendechaneiwoqueshaleyan，kanzhenvyoudinglanxinxiusexiaoxindebangtabaiyueguangxiweiqundemoyang，woxinzangmengdichoutong，qidehunshenfadoulenghanzhiliu。
“zhouqibai？nibuzaiyiyuanzhaogunimahuilaijianshiwo？”
dinglanxinningzhemeitoudingzhewo，liansenankan，yifuwopohuailetahaoshideaonaomoyang。
我妈？
她还好意思提我妈。
womalinsideshihou，wodadianhuayangqiuta，qiutawomameiyouyihandezou，napayanyichangxidouxing，keshitaquemeirenxingdegaosuwotajujuehunqianjinxiao，ranhoujiangwolahei。
womasideshihouyanjingyizhikanzhemenwai，sibumingmu。
woniezhequantoujibuchongdaoledinglanxindemianqian，zhuazhuletadeyilingfenhendejiangtatiqilai，“woneimeqiuni，nidoubukenquyiyuankankanwoma，quezaiwodefangzilihetasihui，nidaodiyaobuyaolian。”
dinglanxinzhanghongzheliandingzhewo，“nimabushimeisima，ziyanganghuiguo，zuoweipengyouwobangbangtazenmele，nizenmejiuneimexiaoqi，nanguaichuchuburuziyan。”
wofahendeniejinledinglanxindeyiling，kanzhetabutingzhengzhalianseyuelaiyuehongdemoyang，wonaohailishenzhishanguolenongsitadeniantou。
tazheizhonglangxingoufeishexiexinchangdenvrenjiugaisi。
“goule，zhouqibaiwoshihuilaicanjianihelanxindehunlide，wobuzhidaonimenzhijianjiujingfashengleshenmeyaoquxiaohunli，danshinizheiyangduilanxinwoshijueduibuyunxude，ruguonizaibufangshouwojiuyaobaojingle。”
wotaimoukanxiangzhanzaidinglanxinshenhou，buganmaichubanbuhuzhedinglanxindefangziyanchaofengdechekailezuijiao。
zheimeduonianguoquletahaishineifuweijunzidemoyang。
wojiangdinglanxinhenhendetuikaiyiquanhuizailefangziyandelianshang。
fangziyanchitongdeningjinlemeitouniezhequantouchaozhewozaleguolai。
wohefangziyanniudazaiyiqi，zhuangdaolehuapingfachuleyishengjuxiang。
“汪汪汪”
dudubuzhidaocongnalicuanlechulaiyaozhulefangziyandekuguanyonglidewangwoxiangfandefangxianglache。
fangziyanningzhemeitouyijiaojiangduduchuaikai，“goudongxigunkai。”
kanzheshuaidaozaididedudu，woyiquanzazailefangziyandebiliangshang。
fangziyanchitongdedaoxileyikoulengqidasuanyiyahaiya，duduyouchezhuletadelingyizhikuguan，tayaozheweibakanzhewozuijiaoshenzhihaidaileyisixueji。
woxintengdejileduduyigeyanshendasuansuzhansujue，kezhanzaiyipangdedinglanxinturanchaozheduduchongleguolai，duizhetadexiongkoufennudechuaileyijiao。
duducanjiaoyishengxiaoxiaodeshenzixiangduanlexiandefengzhengyiyangfeilechuqushuaizailedishang。
tatongkudewuyanzhe，zuiliyouxuewangwaiyong。
“嘟嘟!”
wowanfenjiaojidekanxiangdudu，xinzangchoutengdelihai，dudushiwomademinggenzi，womasideshihouyijuhuadoushuobuchu，shouliquejinjindewozhededududemingpai。
wozhejidexiangyaotuikaifangziyanqukandududeqingkuang，quebeifangziyanqueyiquandazailetaiyangxueshang。
woshentibushoukongzhideshuaidaozaidi，zhengzhazhechaozhedudupaleguoqu。
jiuzaiwodeshouzhijijiangpengdaodududechanei，duduquebeidinglanxinbaozailehuaili，jugaolinxiadedingzhewo，“guixiajiziyandaoqian，buranzheigoudongxideshitinidoudebudao。”