第1章 开局娶了大美女主播

“nidengdeng,nirangwoliyixia。”

shenfengroulerouyouxiefazhangdenaodai,bijingxinxiliangyouxieda,tayishibanhuifanyingbuguolai。

chajiduimianzuozhegejiaoxiaokeaidemeizi,chajishangbaizheliangbenjiehunzheng。

沈枫头都大了。

“nideyisishishuo,zuotianwanshangwoheduole,ranhouzaiminzhengjumenkoupengdaoleni,ranhouzanmenlianglinglezheng?”

这也太扯了!

shenfengkanlekanjiehunzhengshangmiandemingzi——zhoushuyi,wen:“nizenmebulanwo?”

“wozuotianyeheduole。”

zhoushuyiqiaolianweihong,xiandehenshikeai。

“我懂了!”

shenfengwangshafashangyikao,lianzhijiekuadiao。

搞什么飞机啊!

wotamiaocaigangshuixing,zenmejiupengshangzheizhongshiqingle。

zijimingmingzijizhengaoyedayouxi,yibianhezhefeizhaikuaileshui,yibiannuliganfuben,jieguoyijuexinglai,faxianshafashangduolegenvren。

haishuozijijiaozhoushuyi,shitalaopo?

“zanmendoushichengnianrenduiba,woxiangxinnishuode,buguowoheduolequeshirongyiduanpian,wodeyisishizanmenqubalihunbanle,zheishierjiudangzuomeifashengguo。”

沈枫一脸严肃。

kaishenmewanxiaoa,suishuozijishigemeichemeifangmeicunkuandesanwu**si,danshisanguanhaishichaozhengde。

hunyinkeshirenshengdashi,zenmenengzheimecaolvni?

suishuozheimeiziqueshipiaoliang,danzheibushiguanjiana!

周淑宜微微一愣。

tameixiangdaoshenfengjuranhuizhijietichulihun。

我有这么丑吗?

“neige,woxiangwenyixia,nipingshikanzhiboma?”zijizhoushuyisuiranbushuohuobianquanwang,danshiyeshiyoubushaofensidea,tabuxiangxinshenfengburenshiziji。

“看啊,怎么了?”

shenfengpingshidequekanzhibo,buguodadoukanyixieyulezhubohuozhejishuzhubo,zhiyunvzhuboyagenjiumeiguanzhuguo。

tanengjiaochumingzidenvwanghong、mingxing,yizhishoudounengshuchulai。

妥妥直男一枚。

诶?

不对啊。

wogezheishuolihunzhengshierni,nichezhibozuoshenme?

zhoushuyiyiliancuoe,kanzhibonibuzhidaowo?

jianshenfengbiaoqingbuxiangshuohuang,zhoushuyidiyifanyingshibushizijiliangle?

“meishenme,buzhidaosuanle。neige……shizheiyangde,zheihunnikanzanshixianbulixingbuxing?”

zhoushuyishuozheliankaishifahongfatang。

“什么!”

shenfengyixiadanleqilai:“bulihun?dajienituwoshaa,wojiuyiqiong**si,nihekuchanzhewoni?nixihuanwonayidian,womashanggai!”

zhoushuyiqiaolianyihei,zheinanrenzenmehuishi?

自己就这么惹人嫌?

zhoushuyidiyiciduizijidemeilichanshenglehuaiyi。

“nitingwojinijieshi,zhuyaoshizuotianwomendengjideshihouzhenghaoyoufensizai,xianzaiwojiehundeshiqingyijingchuandaowangshangle,wofumuyezhidaozheijianshile。”

“wozongbunenggentamenshuoshihuaba?suoyi……”

zhoushuyiyouxiebuhaoyisi。

bijinggangkaishitayeshishayande,diyifanyingyeshilihun。

danshidengkandaoshoujishangputiangaididexiaoxihongzha,zaikanlekanwangshangpinglun,tajiuzhidaozheitiaoluzanshizoubutongle。

不然怎么解释?

heduole,suibiangengenanrenlinglezheng?

tabamayaoshizhidaozhenxiang,nengtidaocongguowaishahuilai。

“所以什么?”

shenfengxinliyigegedeng,ganjueshiqingyouxiebumiao。

zhoushuyihongzheliantuntuntutudao:“guoduanshijianwobamayaocongguowaihuilai,tamenshuoyaojianjiannigennichigefan,suoyininengbunengxianbanggemang,zheiduanshijianpeiwoyangexi……”

zhoushuyishuozhezijidouyouxielianhong。

本来这事就够扯了。

zijihaiyaorenjiabangmang,queshiyouxieguofen。

shenfenglianyihei,tajiuzhidaoshiqingmeineimejiandan。

这忙他怎么帮?

daoshihoujianletafumuzijizenmeshuo?

shushuayinimenhao,nimennverwoyijianzhongqing,suoyijiubazhenglingle?

neitabamabufeileziji?

shenfengzhunbeijujue,zheishihouzhoushuyishuangshouheshi,kelianbabaaiqiudao:“qiuqiuniyidingyaobangbangmang,yaoshiwobamazhidaozhenxiang,wojiusidingle。”

yankanshenfengbuweisuodong,zhoushuyiyanshenyejianjiananlexiaqu。

也对!

dajiafeiqinfeigu,meibiyaotangzheitanghunshui。

“我知道了。”

zhoushuyiqishenkaishixiangwaimianzouqu:“woxianchuqutougeqi,menkoudengni,ranhouwomenquminzhengjubalihunbanleba。”

huran,shenfengnaohaizhongxiangqileyigebinglengdejixieyin。

【ding!shenjidakaxitongchenggongjihuo!】

【随即任务出现。】

【xuanzeyi:dayinglihunqingqiu,huodegangtiezhinanchenghao。】

【xuanzeer:jujuelihunqingqiu,huodefulinguanhaibieshuyidong。】

系统?

shenfengyishijiannaodaiyouxiefameng。

xitongzheiwanyitashizhidaode,danshitaconglaimeixiangguoxiaoshuolimiandedongxihuishizhendea!

**!

“xingba,buguoxianshuohao,shizanshidea。”

shenfengchongzhezhoushuyihandao。

开什么玩笑。

fulinguanhaia!zheikeshibenshifurenquzuizhiqiandediduan,limiandedudongbieshu,chengjiaojiadouzaiyiqianduowanwangshang。

ruoshimeiyouxitong,bieshuobieshule,jiulimiancesuozijidoufudanbuqi。

zhiyuzheigegangtiezhinanchenghao?

shenfengzuijiaocheleche,quandangxitongzaiwuruzijile。

【ding!gongxisuzhuzuochuxuanze,huodefulinguanhaibieshuyidong,qingzhuyichashou。】

yijingzoudaomenkoudezhoushuyiyilianjingxidihuitou。

“真的?”

“ng,danshichouhuazaixian,ruguonibamajianmianyaodawodehua,yiyaofeinibaoxiao。”

shenfengyibianshoushidongxizhunbeibanjia,yibianniutoushuodao。

zhoushuyisonglesongjian,yekaishibangmangdongshou:“nayou,wobamameineimexiongde,tamenhenhaoshuohuade。”

shenfengdexinglibuduo,benjiushizudefangzi。

tizhexinglixiangdaolelouxia,zhoushuyidechejiutingzaimenkou。

zhoushuyibacheyaochisaidaoletadeshouzhong,zijizehenshizijuequeyuezhezuojinlefujiashi,shenfengzeshiyilianmengbi。

haojiahuo,yidianbukeqi。

nazijidangsijishihuanbei?

三十分钟后。

shenfengkaizhechelaidaolefulinguanhai,zhoushuyizeshiyilianyihuo。

“bushiquwojiama?daiwolaizheilizuoshenme?”

shenfengbachetinghao,xiacheshuodao:“wozhuzheilia。”

周淑宜:???

kanzhemianqiandeshuangcengfushibieshu,yijilimianruodadecaopingyongchi。

“你住这里?”

zhoushuyiliangyandengyuan,kaishihuaiyirenshengqilai。