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我女扮男装那些年

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001落入贼窝

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hunandewuzili,sanfazheyigufameiyouchaoshideweidao。

xiehengshibeikuqishengchaoxingde。zheifangfokusangyiyangdeshengyinzhijielahuiletadeshenshi。

“wobuxiangsiwuwuwuwu……”

“woxianghuijiayingyingying——”

“开门!”

erpanggezhongshengyindouyou,xiehengzhouzhemeizhengkailezijideshuangyan。

rumushiyiqundadaxiaoxiao,chuanzhebuyideguniangmen,youdezaibaotoutongku,youdezaiduizhemendahan,youdezaidishangtangzhe,shengsibuming。tacijianzhengyan,doumeirenzhuyidaota。

zheigeshihou,bansuizhexiehengzhuanxing,tadenaoziliqueturanxiangqileyidaomoshengdejixiesheng。

“suzhu,xitongyijiazaiwanbi,suzhudangxiashengmingzhi8,shuaiqizhi0,shuaiqizhizengjiadetongshi,shengmingzhiyehuizengjia,tongshishangpinshangchengyehuiweisuzhukaiqi,qingsuzhujinkuaiwanchengshuashuairenwubinghuodetarenrenke。”

hunmiqianhaizaishangchang,yanxiadehuanjingquedabianleyang,xiehenglianmanghuanzhuduifang,“dengdengsi——”

shentigangyidong,hounaobianchuanlaileyizhenduntong,xiehengdaoxilekoulengqi,zheiyidongjing,tongshiyeyinlailetashenpangbuyuanchudeyiweiguniangdezhuyi。

“宿主可有疑问。”

moshengdehuanjingmoshengderen,xiehengshoulianleyixiazijidedongjing,“nishishei,zheilishinali。”

“suzhuyinjiurenshenwang,weilexuming,suzhudeqianyishiyubenxitongbangding,yanxiasuzhuzhiyouwanchengxitongrenwu,cainenglikaicichu,huidaoxianshi。”

xiehengkuaisudesaoleyiquanzhouweideqingkuang,yixiejiyiyezaimanmanhuilong,tashenziyijiang,youxiebudaquedingdewendao:“suoyiwoderenwushi——”

xitongshifenshanjierenyikendinglexiehengmeishuowandehua,“shide,jiushisuzhugangcaitingdaodeneiyang。”

xiehengchuimoukanleyanzijidedaban,zaikanleyanzhouweideyiqunguniangmen,xuanjichelechezijidezuijiao,“nirangyigenvzizaizheizhongdifangshuashuai?”

啥玩意儿?

xitongheiheixiaoleliangsheng,yingzhetoupidao:“youqingtixingsuzhu,suzhudangqianshengmingzhiwei8,ruguobunengjishihuodeshuaiqizhi,shengmingzhiliangtianhouyehuiyongwan,jieshisuzhurenwushibai,shengmingyehuiwufayanxu。”

xiehengweixiaozhexilekouqi,yaoyadao:“nikezhenxing。”

xitongfangfomeiyouganshoudaoxiehengdenuqizhi,haiyouxiekaixindao:“xiexiesuzhukuajiang。”

“你……”

“wei,nimeishiba?”jiaoluoliderenxingle,danmuguangquedaizhizhe,liangyouyuzaiyipangguanchalehaoyihuier,caigannuoguolaishangqianxunwenzheimeyiju。

xiehenghuiguoshenlai,ruyanbiankanzheyigeshoudezhichapibaogudanshuangyanyoushendexiaohaizaizijimianqian,beirenzhushi,tayouxieganga,“……meishi,xiexieguanxin。”

“nishizenmebeizhuadea。”zheiyiqunrenli,jiuxiehenghelingwaiyigeguniangdechuanzhezuihao,raner,lingyigeguniangyangaoyuding,buxiehetamendaiyidui,liangyouyubuganre,jiuzhinenghaoqidewenwenxieheng。

“wozenmebeizhua?”xiehengmengleyixiahuiguoshenlai,laoshidao:“wobuzhidao,xinglaijiuzaizheilile。”

taxianglexiangfanwendao:“nini。”

“又怎么在这里?”

shuoqizheige,liangyouyudemuguangturanyoujifenshanduo,“wodieyaodawo,wopaochulaijiubeirenzhuale。”

zhouweihaiyouqibagenvhai,daduoshudouzaiku,yaobujiushinao,zhiyouzijiyanqiandezheirenbukubunao,doushichabuduodenianji,xiehengweimianduizijiyanqiandeguniangyoulejifenzanshang,“nijiaoshenmemingzi。”

“wochushengshiwodiexiangchiyu,suoyijiujiwoqumingjiaoliangyouyu,nini?”

“谢蘅。”

errendejiaotanshengqishibingbuda,yizhizaimenkoudeneiweihongyiguniangzheibiangangdasuanxiuxi,jiushunertingdaolezheijuhua,tahuitoukanxiangxieheng,“nishuoshenme?”

tamanmanzouleguolai,“nijiaoxieheng?”

shenqiandeguniangmoyangshifenyanli,meimujiantouzheyigugaoao,duifangmuguangyouxieqiguai,xiehengbujie,“youshenmewentima?”

“buyinggaia。”hongyiguniangxinglimingqingshi,wenyankaishidaliangqilexieheng,tawen:“huguogongxiaoshangshinishenmeren?”

zheijuyuanbendeshenzijiaoshenme,xiehengbingbuzhidao,ziranbuqingchuduifangdeshenfen,rujinyongzijidebenming,xianglaigaishizhongming,“burenshi。”

“e。”jiranburenshi,liqingshiyejiumeibiyaozaixiwen,tahaobuliuliandeshouhuizijidemuguang,raneryuguangyipie,queshibuxiaoxinkandaolexiehengdejiaodi。

“nihaishuoniburenshi,zheishishenme!”tazhizhexiehengdejiao,lianshangyoujifenyunnu。

xiehengmeigaodongzenmeyanqianzheiguniangturanjiuzhale,“shenmeshenme?”

“quangususheibuzhixiao,xiaojiajunweilefangbianzhanchangbianmingzhansideshibing,douhuizaixiediluoshangbianhao,nidexieyoubianhao,haishuoburenshihuguogong!”

tiankejian,tazhenburenshi。

“e,wozhidaole。”xiehengzheibianxiangjieshiyixia,keduifangquebingweijitazheigejihui,fanerkaishijixiaoleqilai,“wodangweihenibuganchengren。”

“tangtanghuguogongdewaisun,yushidafudizi,jingbeidangchengnvzizhuadaolezheizhongdifang,xianglaiyeshimeilianjianren。”

“rujinqingxingguolai,buxiangzhezenmechuqu,fanerjiurucizuoyidaibi,yangaishenfenhunzainvziduili,kanlaiwaijiechuanwenguozhenbujia。”

谢蘅:?

shenmechuanwen?shenmezuoyidaibi,meizinizaishuoshenme?

xiehengquanchengmengbi,liqingshiqueshiziguzideshuozhe,shuowangengshidengletayiyanzhuanshenhuidaolemenkou,buzaidalita。

tazheiyifanhua,bingweishoulian,yinertingzhederenbingbushao,yixiehaizaikudegunianggengshitaitoukanleguolai。qizhongyimingehuangyiqundexiaoguniangchouyezhewen:“nishi……nishihuguogongdewaisun,neinijiarenshibushihuilaijiuni。”

zheigewulongsihuyouxiedale,xiehengyouxiekuxiaobude,“wobu……”

taxiayishidexiangyaofouren,jieguocijiangangyikaikou,biantingzheehuangyiqunnvzishenpangzhirenxiaoshengduiqidao:“sheihuixiangdaotangtanghuguogongdewaisun,huibeichongzuonvzizhuadaozheizhongdifang,nijiubiexiaxiangyebieweinantale。”

huangyiguniangwenyanxianshikanlekanxiehengderongmaozaiyikanqishouruodeshenzi,tazhanglezhangkou,xianglexiangyounanguodejixukuleqilai。

liqingshiyijingtingzheiqunguniangmenkulehaoyihuierle,rujinqueshimeilenaixin,“kukuku,kushenmeku,kuyouyongdehua,nimenhaihuizaizheilima,yiqunmeiyongdedongxi!”

ehuangyiqundexiaoguniangbeirucizheibanshuodao,shifenwunaidao:“neinishuozenmebanmawuwuwu……”

liqingshishaoshaoangleangzijidexiaba,yishuangmeimuzhongchongmanlejianyi,“ziranshiwomenyiqibazhuawomendezeirenjiejue,ranhoupaochuqu。”

tazheiyifanhuahenkuaiyinlaileqitarendezhuyi,liqingshidunledun,quedingdajiadouzaikanta,fanghuanhuandao:“woyijingguanchaguole,zeirenkenrangwomennao,cichubiranpianpi,waifangrujinwurenkanshou,zhengshiwomenchuqudezuijiashiji。”

“nimenruoshixiangliuxiabeizeirenzaota,bianjixudaizheku,ruoshibuxiangweishenyuci,jiuguolai,womenyiqixianggezhangcheng,xiangfazitaochuqu。”

wuneidedoushiyiqunliangjiazi,wuyuanwugubeiludaocichu,sheidoubuxiangrenrenzaige,yinerzailiqingshifachuhaozhaozhihou,dajianikankanwo,wokankanni,youyupiankehou,doumanmanzouleguoqu。

shenpangxianhoumeirenle,liangyouyuxinxiayouxiedongyao,taxiaoxindekanleyanxieheng,“xie……xiegongzi,womenyaobuyaoguoqutingting?”

zheimehuiergongfu,xiehengyijinglvqinglemuqianzijisuozaidejushi。

tabeirenzhuale,shenfensuibuming,kekanqilaisihuhehuguogongyouguan,rujindangwuzhijishixiangbanfaxianchuqu。jianliqingshishuodeyoumoyouyang,tashaoshaoqinleqinzijidezuijiao,“niqutingba,woxiankankanzhouweideqingkuang。”

jiuzijiguoqu,liangyouyuyouxieyouyu。

xiehengbudaiduifangfanyingbianzhanleqilai,haizhenrutashuodeneibanchakanqileqingkuang。

zheishiyijiannituzhuqiangdefangzi,qiangbihenhou,wuneiyemeiyourenhekeyifangbeidedongxi。wumenbeirencongwaifangsuozhu,chuanghubeidingshanglemuban,wuzishangfangsuiranshimaocao,keyouyizhangduogao,xunchangrenyepabushangqu。

guanchaleyiquan,xiehengxinxiayouledi。

“公公……子……”

“ng?”xiehengwenxunzhuanshen,kanzhezijishenhoudexiaoluobu,youxieyiwai,“nizenmemeiguoqu?”

liangyouyuyaoleyaotou,xiangshuoshenme,danyoukoubenbuzhidaogaizenmeshuo,zhideganbabadedao:“wogenzhegongzi。”

“wei——”zheixiangerrentanhuadegongfu,neibianliqingshiyejiandanzhidingchulejihua,tagaoaodezouleguolai,duizhexiehengshuodao:“womenyijingshanglianghaole,woxiancongwudingpachuqu,ranhouhuanrenlaijiunimen。”

xiehengxiaolexiao,“suoyi,nizhaowoshi?”

“nishizheiwuziliweiyidenanzi,nipaxia,wocainishenshangpachuqu。”liqingshimianbugaisedetichulezijideyaoqiu。

xieheng“wu”leyisheng,“tingqilaibucuo。”

“不错那就……”

“dannichubuqu。”xiehengsuijiqianxiaozhedaduanleliqingshidehua。

liqingshishenqingyijiang,“nishuoshenme?”

“niwoerrendeshengao,bianshizhongzaiyiqi,niyegoubudaowudingzheifangliang。”

“你……”

“yuqizheiyang,buru——”huashuodaozhei,xiehengguyilazhangleyixiazijideyudiao。

“burushenmeburu,wokannishia——”

“ya——”haowuzhengzhaode,shushengjinghushengturanjiumaolechulai,liqingshigengshishunjianxiuhonglelianfangbeidewanghoutuileshubu,“niyaozuoshenme!”

“niyaoshiganluanlai,woshaleni!”

xiehengyishangjiedaoyiban,tingdaozheihuaweimianyouxiehaoxiao,tataimoukanletayiyan,yizhangjunmeidelianpangzaipeishangneichongmanxixuedetaohuayan,chaneijianbianrangtashengdongleqilai,“niyiweiwoshiyaozuoshenme?ng?”

duifangtuoleyijianjiubutuole,shiqingyinyueyouxiebudui,shenpanghaizhanzheyiqungangcaitingtahaozhaodeguniang,rujinrangtamenkanletadanqiedeyimian,liqingshixiufenyichang,“niwochuo!”

xiehengtiaomei,manmandechaonazheyishangchaoliqingshishenqianzoulejibu,sixiaofeixiaodao:“nidourucipingjiawole,nishuowoyaobuyaowochuoshishi?”

liqingshimianseyibai,“nigan!”

tayaoleyaozijidebeichi,lengxiaodao:“nimoyaoyiwei,meirenzhidaonideneixiesishi。”

“wodesishi?”xiehengxiaoranyanwei,“jishisishi,niyouzenzhi?”

tazeleyisheng,meigezhengjingdao;“kanlainihenguanzhuwoyalianwodesishidouzhidaodeyiqingerchu。”

“ni!”liqingshiheshishouguozheidengqi,gengbieshuoshenpanghaiyouyiqunrenkanzhe,yeshiqiji,xiehengzheimeyiji,tabianshunjianzuanzhequantouchongleshangqian。

yingmiandaifeng,xiehengyigeceshen,bikaileliqingshideyiji,tayibianxiaoxixidedingzheliqingshikan,yibianhaibuwangwaitoudianpingdao:“zhaoshibucuo,jiushilidaohesuduchalexie。”

yijibuzhong,meixiangdaorennengduokaideliqingshigengqile,“**!”

xiehenglianbisanxia,“ng,huajiazihaixing,kejianjiaonideshifuyemeizhiwangninengnazheigegongfuyingshenmeren。”

liqingshizhisuoyiganrangxiehengpaxia,zhengshizijicongxiaoxueguogongfudaijitadediqi,jieguorujindaoduifangzuiliyiwenbuzhi,tayuedayueqi,“bizui!”

peirenwanlejixia,zhengshiyaojin,xiehengyebuganduonao,suizhaozhunjihui,xianshikuaisuxieleliqingshidezhao,jiezheyigefanshou,bianjiangqikouzhebeiduixiangleziji,qingxiaodao:“guniangsihubushiwodeduishou。”

“你!”

“zheipiqibushoulianshoulian,jinhoukeyaochikui。”xiehengbuyuzaiheliqingshiduoyan,talianlelianxiao,qingqingyitui,bianbarentuilechuqu。

wuneidezhongrendoumeixiangdaoshiqinghuiwangzheigefangxiangfazhan,mianmianxiangqudetongshi,yebuzhigaibangsheishuohuashihao。

diulezheimedagelian,liqingshiliansexiangdangnankan,tashudizhuanguoshenlai,benyuzaishuoxieshenme,jieguobansuizhe“cila”yishengxiang,tadaokoudehualengzailezuibian。

xiehengkemeigongfuheduifangzhouxuan,takuaisudejiangzijideyishangchechengsuitiao,zaishuliandedachengsijie,buguoshizhayandegongfu,yigenzhangshengjiuzuohaole。

liqingshisuiranmanheng,danjingguogangcaideyifanjiaoshou,yezhidaokansirouruobuyidexiehenggongfuyinggaizaizijizhishang,tameizaiduonao,zhiyuqibudahaodewen:“nizheishizuoshenme。”

xiehengkanleyanzijitoudingdefangliang,“kanzhewaimianyoumeiyouren,yourenlaikuaisugaosuwo。”

“woweishenmeyaotingnide。”

xiehengtouyebuhuidao:“niyekeyibuting。”

“你……”

shengsuozuohao,zaipaoguoxuankongdefangliang,zuihoujiezheshengsuoxianpashangfangliangzaipashangwuding,buguoshijigehuxidegongfu,xiehengjiuchenggongdecongzheiwuzifanlechuqu。

quanchengkanwanlexiehengcaozuodezhongren,haoyihuierdoumeinengfanyingguolai。

就这?

这就出去了?