第1章 你睡觉打呼吗

晨曦静谧。

guyourantangzaikingsizededachuangshang,zhouzhemei,jiannandizhuandongyanzhu,xiankaijiemao。

rumudeshiyizhangjunmeibusifanrendelian。

nanrendeshuiyanhaokanzhiji,lunkuoshensui,meigongweiweilongqi,wangxiashikanbimanhuademeiyan。shanziyibandejiemaozaiyanditouxiayipianyinying,bilianggaoting,bochunweimin,shaolepingridegongjixing,gengxiandexianggeqianqianjunzi。

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guyouranjimangxianqibeizi,chakannanrenbuzhecunlvdemoteshencai,zaiwangxia,xiaofu,tuijian……

meichuan!tashenmedoumeichuan!

guyourangaoxingdejihubengqilai,lianmangqialezijidatuiyiba,tongdeziyaliezui,ranhouwanqimeiyan,wushengdixiaodexianggeshazi。

yoxi,haizhenbeitashuichenggongle!linmuzhizheizuochuanwenzhongbujinnvsedediaobao……zhongyubeitagongkele!

taochushouji,dianjinqianzhishexiang,keyiyiweidegengjin,tianxiao,heying——

搞定!

buguogaoxingguigaoxing,guyouranhaishibuganzaimouzhishuishipangbiandouliutaijiu,jimangshoushidongxigunchujiudian,shundaiduichuangshangderenpaochuyigechanmiandefeiwen。

kanlekanshijian,lishixibaodaozhiyouyigexiaoshile。

guyourantuozhesuantongdeshenti,huidaojiayiguizijincunsaodangdesuduhuahaozhuang,zuoshangchuzuche,kanzhechuangwaijixushaxiao。hedesijiyiweitayoushenmejingshenjibing,yijiaobayoumencaidaodi,xiangzaodianbazheigehuohaijisongdaomudedi。

qishiba,zheiyebunengguaiguyouranbachibuzhubiaoqing。

nanengbuxiaoni?conggaosanbiyejiuxinxinniannianxiangyaoshuimouren,xiangdaodaerzhongyumeimengchengzhen,huansheisheibuxiao?

mingdingjituan,zongcaibangongshiwai,guyouranshenshentuchuyikouqi,tingzhijibeiangshoutingxiongdituikaimen,yingmianbiandishangyigegoutuidexiao。

“sange,jintianzheimezaojiulaile?xinkuba?wojinipaokafei……buruwojinirouroujian?”

zuozaipiyishangdenanrenyijinghuifulepingriliruiliqingxingdemoyang。yishengehuisedexizhuang,lingdaixideyisibugou,ganjingliluodeduanfaxiayingmouminrui,zhenggerensanfachudeweiyayuqichangyouruwangzhe。

zheijiushilinmuzhi,qishibiren,shouwantiexue,shizhenggeyazhoushangjielingrenwenfengsangdandecunzai。

duishangnanrenbolanbuxingdeyanmou,guyouranxinxudidixiatou,huiliuliudizoudaotagenqian,taohaodibangtazhenglizhuoan。

“xiaoyou。”nanrenkaikoule,dichenchunhoudeshengyindaizhejifenwangzhedejingui,moheidemoushenshizheta,shenqingyansu,“worangnilaidangmishu,bushiweilezuozheixiezashi。”

guyouranbeizheiyiyankandexiaoxinganyizhan,duandekafeichadianshishoupodaozhuoshang。

tadangranzhidaotashixiangrangzijihaohaoxuexigongsiyewu,jianglaihaojieshouzhenggegongsi。buguo,zhangguangongsi,yedeyaotashizheikuailiaobushi?

guyouranyanjinggulululuanzhuan,buxiaoxinjugaolinxiadikandaonanrenlingkouxiabuqiyandeneiyikexiaocaomei,buyouaonaoditaiqiyizhiquantoukelekeqiane。

yaomingle,tazuowan……zheimejiliedema?zheirenpingshizuizhuzhongyibiao,ruguojitazhidaoshitagande,yidinghuirangtasidetoutoude。

xiangdaomourenduixiashudeyankechengdu,guyouranjibeiyiliang,jinjiezhejiukandaonanrenruowuqishidijianglingkoutigao,xiuzhangdeshouzhizaizhuomianshangqiaoji,shenqingyanjun,jianmeiweiweiningqi。

“niliansebutaihao,worangluyilaijinikankan?”

“bu,buyaole!”guyouranhedelianlianbaishou,jimangzhuanyihuati,“wojiushilaihesangeshuoyisheng,xiawuyaoquxuexiaoshangke,nengbunengzhunwobantianjia……”

linmuzhiduanqizhuoshangdekafeiminleyikou,jushoutouzudoutouzheguigongzidejiaojin。

“sangedegongsiyihoudoushinide,zheizhongshibubiqingshiwo。luyuan,worangsijisongni。”

duita,taxianglaiyouyifupangrennanyilijiedehaopiqi。

guyourandelepizhun,xintiaodekuaiyaobengchuxiongqiang,buganzaikantayiyan,gangyaotuichuququeyoubeitajiaozhu。

“xiaoyou,”linmuzhiqishiporendikanzheta,rujudemuguangxiangshinengjiangtaneidianxiaoxinsipouxidetouche,turanmomingqimiaodiwenleyijuhua,“niwanshangshuijue,dabudahu?”

打呼?

guyouranyileng,ranhouliansebaohong,feichangxiunaodiduoleyixiajiao,chendao,“sangezenmenengwenyigenvhaizizheizhongxiurendewenti?woshuijuedangranhenanjingla,bizanjiademaodouanjing!”

shuobayifubeidajidaodeshangxinyujuemoyang,yanmianertao。

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zijizhenshimozhengle,zenmehuijuedeshita?jietashigedanzi,liangzheigexiaoyatouyebuganzuochuzheizhonglijingpandaodeshiqing。

biduansihuhaiyingraozheneinvrenqingxinxiangtiandeqixi,linmuzhideyanshenyifenfenlengxialai,fengmouweimi。

danganchentazuijiudeshihoupashangtadechuang,buguanneigenvrenshishei,tadouyidinghuirangtachangdaoshengburusideweidao!

zhuoshangdeshoujihaizaiwengwengzuoxiang,linmuzhiqingshenjieqi,shengyinlengmo。

“查到了?”

“zongcai,womendiaolezuowanjiudiandejiankong,faxiandalousuoyoujianshixianludoubeiqieduan,jingchazheng,querenshirenweidepohuai……”

linmuzhiyanshenlengdexiangshifuleyicengsuibing,bochunqingqi,zhiliaoxiayijuhuabianshoulexian。

“jixucha。shangtianrudi,douyaobazheigenvrenjiwojiuchulai。”