第3章
henkuai，tadeyanjinghongle，mingnuannulidijizijideyanjingshanzhefeng。
yanleidunshiyimanleyankuang，yifuchuchukeliandeyangzijiuchuxianle。
mingnuanjiheikefaquxiaoxi，“ng，jietongba。”
shoujishanghenkuaijiuheipingleyishun，buguoliangmiaozhong，jingranjiuzhijieduijielejiudianneibiandehunyandedapingmuxianchang。
mingnuanjiangshoujifangzaiqianmianduizhunziji，kanzhequanchangdebinke，zhangkaizuiyoushuobuchuhua，haoxiangshishouleshenmetiandadeweiqu，weiyuxianliulei。
啊，洋葱好辣眼。
可宾客们不知道啊！
tamenzuodengyoudengxinniangdoubulai，zhengfanzaozheni，turandapingmujiuliangle，xinniangbenrenlihuadaiyudechuxianle。
mingnuanchuxiandeshihou，mingrourouhaizaijitapozangshuini，duizhequanchangbinkeaigeershuo：“wojiejiebushiguyibulaide，kendingshiyoushenmeshiqingdanwule。”
duizheneixieyoutouyouliandezhangbeishuo；“wojiejiebijiaoneixiang，zheizhongdachangmiantayouxiebuxiguan。”
minglianlishuomingnuanshangbudetaimian。
duizhetonglingdefuhaoquandenvhaizimenqueshilingyitaoshuoci，“wojiejieyixianglaibuxihuanwo，shuobudingshiwozaitacaibulaide，zaozhidaowobulaijiuhaole。”
hualihuawaidoushishuomingnuandujita，rongbuxiatazheigemeimei。
zhengyandeqijingerni，turanneixiehaizaianweitadexiaojiemeidouluchulejianleguideshenqing。
“neishi......mingnuan？”
zaitamendeyinxiangli，mingnuanjiushiyigehenyinyuderen，zongshidizhetou，yigerenzaijiaoluo，yidiandoubutaoxi。
kexianzaipingmulidemingnuan，dadafangfangdejiangzijideliandouluchulai，tazhangdehenxiangtademama，shimingyandaqidelian。
erbushimingrourouzheizhongxiaojiabiyudeqingxiukuan。
kexianzaimingnuanzaiku，benjiushijingyanxingdemeiren，zheiyiluolei，youzhongmengliedefanchagan，gengxiandererenlianai。
“baoqiandajia。”mingnuanzuolejigeshenhuxi，caigengyanzhekaikou，“dajiayidinghenshengqiba，womeiyoulaicanjiazijidedinghunyan，langfeiledajiadeshijian。”
“woqishineixinyehenzhengzha，yinweizheichanghunyueshiwofuqinjiwodingxiade，wojuedezhiyaofuqingaoxing，zuoweinver，wozenmeyangdoukeyi。”
mingnuanyibianyongbaixideshouzhicazheyanlei，yibianjuedezijishenshangpupudemaozheshengguang。
“kewojintiancaizhidao，qishiwodemeimei，mingrourou，zaojiuhefuchuanzaiyiqile，rourou。”mingnuanzhizhidewangxiangshayanledemingrourou，“nixihuanfuchuan，weishenmebuhejiejieshuoni？jiejiehuirangjinideya。”
“keniweishenmeyaofaneizhongshipin，laiwuruwoni？nijiuneimerongbuxiawoma？”
mingrouroulianshangdeshenqingdouyaobengbuzhule，tashunjianhongleyanjing，“jiejienizaishuoshenmeya？”
“wohefuchuangegeqingqingbaibai，daoshijiejieni，yinweiwohefuchuangegecongxiaojiurenshi，yizhihuaiyiwo。”mingrouroudeyanleishuolaijiulai。
kezheizhongzhaoshu，mingnuanshangbeizizhendejiandetaiduole。
fuchuanyezaipangbian，yinchenzheyizhanglian，tawuyishizhangdeshuaide，shengqideyangziyefeichangnenghuren，“xiaonuan，nizenmehaizaihuaiyiwo？”
“wodoushuolewozhiainiyige。”
“mingnuan！”jiuzaizheishi，tadenei‘haodie’yetiaolechulai，mingshengtianyiliannurongzhizhepingmu，“nizaifanshenmejian！fuchuanyoushenmebuhaode？niyaozheiyangjitahaiyounimeimeipozangshui？”
tadejimufanghongyezaipangbianshangxinbiaoyan，“xiaonuan，wozhidaonitaoyanwo，yetaoyanmeimei，kemeimeishizhenxinxihuannide，jintianyizhengtiandouweilenidehunlipaoshangpaoxia。”
“nijiusuanbulingqing，yebugaizheiyangwumieyigenvhaizideqingbai。”
“nizijiyeshinvhaizi，zenmenengzuochuzheizhongshiqingni？”
haoyiju，nizijiyeshinvhaizi。
shangbeizi，tamenzenmebufangtayimani？mingmingtayeshinvren。
mingnuanzhalezhayanjing，“fangayi，bushiwozaiwumie，shimeimeizijigaosuwode。”
“rourou，nijintianfajiwodeshipin，haiyoushuodeneixiehua，nandaonidouzhuangbujidelema？”
mingrourouzhouqimeitou，mingnuanzheibiaozizaishuoshenmeguihuani？tashenmeshihoufashipinjitale？
“zhuwei，benlaiwoshibuxiangbashiqingzuodeneimejuede，kewojuede，dajiayexuyaozhidaozhenxiang。”
mingnuanzhijiediankailezijideshouji。
“zheijiushiwodemeimei，jintianfajiwodeshipin。”
dapingmushangmingnuandelianxiaoshile，querdaizhideshiyiduanfeichangqingxideshipin。
zhijianfuchuanhemingrourouliangrendedalianpaideqingqingchuchu，fuchuanzhengpazaimingrouroushenshang。
bukanruerdeshengyincongpingmulichuanchulai。
“fuchuangege，nishixihuanwojiejiehaishixihuanwoa？”
erfuchuancudeshengyinyeqingqingchuchudechuanchulai。
“xiaoyaojing，nijiejienaernenggennibi！”
全场宾客都僵住了。
fuchuanshoushangdedongxiquanbudiaoluo。
ermingrouroubaozhezijidelianfachulejianruidepaoxiaosheng：“bu！！！zheibushiwo！”
“guandiao！gongzuorenyuanni？sinaliqule？”fanghongbaozhezijidenver，baotiaorulei。
mingshengtianyonglidejiangshoushangdejiupingzadaolepingmushang，“doubuxukan，jiwobayanjingbishang！ganjinquguanlea！”
kesuizhefuchuanyishengzhangzhangdetanxi，liangrenhunshenyizhen。
shipinyesuizhijieshule，doubuxuyaoguan！
duanduanliangfenzhongshipin......
mingnuanhongzheyanjingdelianzaiyicichuxianzaizhongrenmianqian。
takanzhefuchuan，“fuchuan，nibuxihuanwo，genwoshuojiuxingle，weishenmeyaofazheizhongshipinlaiwuruwo？”
“nizhidaozheiduanduanliangfenzhongduiwozaochengdeshanghaiyouduodama！”
“pu”deyisheng，renqunlibuzhidaoshinagebinkemeirenzhupenxiaochusheng，liangfenzhong？fuchuanlebuqi。
fuchuanlianshangyizhenhongyizhenqing。
“zheixieshipinshihechengde！”fuchuanetoushangqingjinbaoqi，jilibianjie。
taganjuezhouweidesuoyourendouzaichaoxiaota。
zheixieshipindangranbushihechengde，benlaijiubaocunzaimingrouroudeshoujili。
shitazijipaixialaide，shangbeizimingrouroujiushizaitabeisongqujineilaobiantaideshihou，haijitafanglezheixieshipinwurucijita。
neimingnuannengfangguozheigejihui？
haodongxidajiayiqifenxiangma，suoyitajiuqingleheikeheijinmingrouroudeshouji，jiangzheixieshipinyimingrourouzijidemingyizhuanfajiletabale。
“woyexiwangzheishijiadeshipin，kedajiakan。”mingnuanzhijietongguolingyizhishoujijiangzijiweixindakai，juzaipingmuqianjidajiakan。
“doushiwomeimeifajiwode。”shangmianyiliuyizhengpaijingrandoushizheizhongshipin，erqiedixiahaiyoubushaomingrouroumatadehua。
shenmejianrenmuzhubukanrumu，hairangtagunchumingjia！
“zheidagaishinimenqinglvjiandexiaoqingquba，kewobushinimenxialiuqingqulidepeiliao，nimenkeyikanbushangwo，danbunengzheiyanglaijiantawo。”
mingnuanyilianrenrumoyang，keyanjingquezhigougoudikanzhefuchuan。
“shiyizhici，wobuxiangduoshuo，meimei，meifu，suirannimenlianggezuochulezheizhongbuzhilianchi，xialiuxiajian，baihuaimenfengdeshiqing。”
“danzuoweijiejie，wohaishizhunimenlianggebainianhaohe，enaidaolao。”
fuchuan，nigangcaiduiwoshuodehua。
我现在都还给你。
tafangxiashouji，xinzhongyipianshutan。
ergebifangjian，molaofurenmengdiyipaizhuozi，“hao！”
“zheicaishimojiaweilaishaofurengaiyoudeshouduanhebenshi！”