第1章能不能别打脸
“能不能别打脸？”
凌天宗，练武场。
mianduiyanqianzheigeshenqiangtizhuangdejiahuo，yangtianyijingfangqiledikang，shizaishi......dabuguoa！
jintianbenshilingtianzongfafangdanyaodedarizi，yangtianlaidanyaogelingledanyao，zhengzhunbeihuiquxiulian。
keshisheizhidao，haimeidengtazouchudanyaoge，danyaojiubeirenjiqiangle。
qiangyaozhirenshilingyunzongwaimendizizhongdexiaobawangzhangxiao，zhangzhezijilaodieshilingyunzongwaimenzhishi，zhengrizaiwaimenqinanbanv。
pingriliyangtiangenbenjiubuganzhaorezhangxiao，danshijintianyebuzhidaoshizenmele，jiuhezhangxiaolilunlejiju。
ranhou，yangtianjiubeiduzailelianwuchangzhong。
bijingzheiwaimenxiaobawangzhangxiao，shidashidelianqiwucengqiangzhe，duifuzijiyigeququlianqiercengdezhazha，jianzhibuyaotairongyi。
suiranyangtianxinliyijiubufu，danshishentiquehenchengshi。
墩地，蜷身，抱头。
dongzuoyiqihecheng，shifendelianguan，bingqiemeiyousihaodeweihegan。
tayijingzuohaoleaidadezhunbei。
kandaoyangtianzheishuliandedongzuo，zhangxiaoheiheilengxiao：“bucuoaxiaolaodi，kanlainihaitingshangdaode！jiranzheiyang，laozidenghuixiashoujiuqingdian！”
说着，嘭的一声！
zhangxiaoyiquanhenhendedazaileyangtiandelianshang。
“bushidoushuohaobudalianma？”
yangtianbeizheiyiquandadetouyunyanhua，lianshangdunshifuxianyigeqingxidequanyin，zuobianlianjiayijingzhongqiyidakuai。
“ding！ganshoudaosuzhushoudaogongji，roushenqiangdu1、gugeqiangdu1、shenmoliantishuweikaiqi！”
嗯？！
naohaizhongmeiyoulaidechuanlaiyidaotishiyin，zheirangyangtianshensedunshiyileng。
什么声音？
haimeidengyangtiannongmingbai，zhijianzhangxiaoyoushiyiquandazaileyangtiandexiongkoushang。
嘭！
zheiyiquanlidaojida，yangtiandeshentigaogaoyangqi，zhijiefeichulebanmiyuan。
噗嗤！
xianxuecongyangtiandekouzhongpenchu，xiongqiandunshibeiranhong。
“ding！tipoqiangdu2、gugeqiangdu2、shenmoliantishuweikaiqi！”
tishiyinzaicicongnaohaichuanlai，zheici，yangtianxinzhongyijiuyouxiemengbi，zenmeganjuegangcaizhangxiaoshoushangchuanlaidelidaoxiaolebushao？
nandaoshuo，zheihenaohaizhongdeshengyinyouguan？
yangtianxinliyouxiexiangbumingbai，zhangxiaoqueshigengjiadeyumen。
shenmeshihouyigexiaoxiaodelianqiercengzheimekangzoule？yiqianfangzaibierenshenshang，zijiyiquanjiunengjiangyiminglianqisancengdexiushidadezhongshanghunmi。
zheitanianghaizhenshihuojianguile！
“nainaide！xiaozi，meikanchulainihaitingkangzoua！xinga，gangcailaozizhishiregeshen，jiexialailaozikejiuyaorenzhenle！”
zhangxiaoehenhenmaleliangju，bijingzheilikeshilianwuchang，cishiyinweiyangtianbeinve，yijingxiyinleyibufendizidemuguang，zheirangzhangxiaoganjuezijilianshanghenbuguangcai。
tingdaozhangxiaozheihua，yangtiandeyanzhongfanershishanguoyidaoliangguang，tasihushixiangyaoyinzhengshenmeyiban。
“haha！zhangxiao，nibuhuishizheijitianhewaimenmougeshijiewanguoduleba？zenmeganjueyoudianxua！darenyidianliqidoumeiyou，ruanmianmiandehegeniangmenyiyang！”
yangtiandaizhetiaoxindeshengyinchuanbianzhenggelianwuchang，yishijian，zhongduozaicidixiuliandedizidoubeiyangtiandeshengyinsuoxiyin。
tamenyigegedouxiangkankan，daodishinagebupasidejurangantiaoxinzhangxiao。
“yaohe？！nixiaozijuranhaiganxiao？”
kanzheyanqianzuijiaoxianxueliutangdeyangtian，zhangxiaodexinlishizaiyouxiexiangbutong，yanqianzheigewaimendizidoubeitadadetuxuele，juranhaixiaodechukou。
nandaoshuozheiduanshijianzijizailingyunzongwaimendexiongmingxiajianglebucheng？
xiangdaozhei，zhangxiaoxinzhongyihen，jiaoxiaanziyongli，zheiyiketadongleshaxin。
“shenmeshihouwaimendiziyeganqingshilaozile？jilaoziqusi！”
shuozhe，zhangxiaoliantiwucengdexiuweicongshenshangsanfaerchu，mengdeyoushiyijiaotizaileyangtiandexiongkouchu。
嘎嘣！
cuixiangchuanchu，yangtiandexiongtangdunshiaoxianjinquyibufen，xianxuecongkoubizhizhongpenyongerchu。
“pei！feiwu，zhenshizanglelaozideshou，zheishinizizhaode！”
yankanyangtianshihuobuchengle，zhangxiaodunshihencuileyikou，ranhouzhuanshenbianzhunbeiyilianxianqidelikai。
“ding！tipoqiangdu3、gugeqiangdu3、shenmoliantishuweikaiqi！”
erbianzaicichuanlaixitongdeshengyin，haimeidengyangtianfanyingguolai，shunjian，bangbodelinglicongdantianshengqi，shunzhechangweizhujianchongchiquanshen，quanshendegugerutongchaodouziyiban，fachuqingweidepipasheng。
jingmaizaizhongsu，duanguzaixinsheng，duanduanjimiaojian，yangtianjiufachuyishengshuangkuaideqingheng。
“jurantupole？！！”
yangtianweiweiwoquan，tineijiuhaosiyouyongbuwandeliqiyiban。
zheijiushibianqiangdeganjuema？
yangtianzenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zijibeizhangxiaodaleyidunzhihou，juranhaitupodaolelianqisanceng，erqieyangtianganjue，cishizijideroushenqiangduhegugeqiangdu，jueduiyaobilianqisancengdeqiangshangyidajie，yingyaozuogeduibidehua，yangtianganjuejibianshilianqiwucengdexiushi，yinggaiyemeiyouzijideshentiqianghan。
xiangdaozhei，yangtianzhongyurenbuzhuliuxialejidongdeleishui，nainaide！sannianle！zhengzhengsannianle！zijizhongyuyaojueqile！
cengjingqifuxiuruxiaoyederen，congjintiankaishi，douyaofuchudaijia。
youqishizheigezhangxiao，jintianjiuxiannatakaidao！
huaizhejidongdexinqing，shouzhangmengpaidimian，yigepiaoliangdeliyudating，yangtianzhizhidezhanqileshenzi。
“zhangxiao！nijixiaoyezhanzhu！”