第4章

第4章

cidiwuyinsanbailiangdejieshi,qingyidianranzhongrendenuhuo。

tamenduizheyepuzhizhidiandianqilai。

“woshuozenmebeilanqiuzayixiaguoleyigeyuedebengdai,yuanlaishizhuangde,xiangpengciyejiani。”

“shenmejiaoxiang,renjiayijingpengcishanglehaoma!meitingyeputamashuodema?yepupaoqifumuqujiyejiadangyangnvle!”

“wozhenpeifutadehoulianpi,beizayixiajiugansipilailianzhujinyejiahairangrenshoutazuoyangnv。yepu,jianzheyoufen,jiwomenfenxiangyixianichoubuyaodejingyanbei?”

“nimenkuaibashipinkanwan,houmiandeneironggengjingbao!”

shipinhoubanduan,wangtaowenyewanning:“suoyishuoxianzaiyepuxiangjiyejiadangyangnv?neitazijidefumuzenmebana?”

yewanningyouyupiankefangchuyiduanluyin,“zheigeshiwobuhaopingpan,buguowoxiangxinyepushigehaonvhai,luyinyebunengshuomingshenme,dajialixingyidianha。”

luyinlinvhaideshengyinlengku,heranshiyepudeshengxian。

“naleqian,qianleduanqinxieyi,yihouwomenjiumeiguanxile。”

哄闹声更甚。

“woyoupengyouheyepugaozhongshitongxue,shuotaqiongdaotiantiansaodajie,zheiyangderennalaideqianhezijifumuduanqina?”

“buhuihaishinadeyejiadeqianba?wa,guoranrenbuyaolian,tianxiawudia!”

licuihuayanzhuzizeiliuliuzhuanlejiquan,anziqiazijiyibajichuyanlei,zhuaizheyepuhao:“womenbuyaoqian,zhiyaonigenwohuijia。guinv,zanmencaishiyijiarena。nitingmade,biequeyejiale。”

yepuhuanshiyizhou,duilicuihualuchuyigeqiandanliangbodexiao。

xiaodelicuihuahunshenqilejipigeda。

yigetongxueyayidehua,gengshiranglicuihuaxinzhonggedengyixia。

“zenmehuishi?xiaoyuanbaozenmeyoufaleyipianwenzhangtuisong?biaotijiao《yepuyuyejiaguanxidajiemi2》,bizhejianglinchuan,genshangpianwenzhangbizhebushiyigeren,si,nandaozheishihaiyouyinqing?”

吃瓜是人类共性。

zhongrenfenfendiankaixintuisong。

xinwenzhangneironghenjiandan,dianjinqujiushisanzhangtu。

diyizhangshiyepuheyemudeqinzijiandingjieguo,jiandingjieguoweiyepuyuyemucunzaishengwuxuemunvguanxi!

dierzhangshiyepudeshangqingjiandingshu,shijianshiyepeiannalanqiuzadaoyepuneiyitian,shangqingjiandingjieguoweitoubuzhuangjidunwudaozhidechuxuesunshijiqingweinaozhendang;shenshangduochuruanzuzhicuoshangjiyuhen,yisizaoshoujiabao。

disanzhangshiyiyuantigongdeyepuxuexingzhengming,axing。

zaiwangxia,haishimeiyouwenzimiaoshu,zhiyouyiduanjianduandeshipin。

shipingoutufeichangjiandan,yijianhuikeshi,sigeren。

fenbieshiyejiazhangziyepeichu,yepuhelicuihuafufu。

shipinlideyepeichuyishenjiancaidetidexizhuangbaqicelou,tamanbujingxinzhenglizhexiukou,yuqiwenhequeburongzhihui:

“yejiayijingdiaochaqingchu,dangnianyouyuhushideshizhi,liangjiadehaizibaocuo。jiranyepushiyejiadexuemai,jiumeiyouliuluozaiwaidedaoli。kaigejiaba,jiudangyejiaganxiezheishibanianlainimenduiyepudezhaogu。”

licuihuafufuyanmaojingguang:“womenxinxinkukucaibayepuzaipeichengmingpaidaxuededaxuesheng,haoburongyinengzhuanqianxiaoshunwomenle,nimenshuoyaolinghuiqujiulinghuiqu,zheishikemeineimejiandan。”

“neiwobuhuiyejiale。”yepuchuizhetoushuo。

“darenshuohua,nayounichazuidefen?!wubaiwan,bu,yiqianwan!”

yepeichuyiweibumingdegouchun,dijilicuihuafufuyizhangzhi:“womenbufourennimenduiyepudeyangyuzhien,dannimenyebiebayejiadangchengshazi。zheizhangshangqingjiandingshuzhengshi,yepuzaiguoqudejinianli,jingchangzaoshoujiatingbaoli。”

licuihuafufuliansezhoubian。

“wushiwan,qianlezheifenduanqinxieyi,yejiajinimenwushiwan。”

“wushiwanjiuwushiwan,kebuxufanhui。”

yizhidizhetoudeyeputaiqitou,qiangchengdelengjingxia,yanjiaoqinzhelei:“wozhiqianyizhixiangbumingbai,mingmingxiaoshihounimenhentengwode,queturanyouyitiankaishiduiwofeidajima。nimenshibushizaojiuzhidaowobushinimendenver?”

budenglicuihuafufuhuida,yepuangtoubiyan,lengxiayuqi:“suanle,shenmedoubieshuole。”

“naleqian,qianleduanqinxieyi,yihouwomenjiumeiguanxile。”

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kanzhezhongrenkanwandierpiantuisonghouzizhangxiukuidelianpang,yepuyouyoukaikou:“haiyourenxiangfabiaogaojianma?ruguomeiyou,jiulundaowole。”

“licuihua,duanqinxieyishangxieming,naleqianyihounibudejiangcishixielu,yebunenglaizhaowomafan。niweiyuele。”

yepububujin,licuihuabubutui。

qianzhefengyunbujing,houzhemantoudahan。

“zuohaozhunbeiba,wojianganzhaoxieyineirongqisuni,zhuijiunideweiyuexingwei,hezheixieniannvedaiwodezuize。”

“yiji,”yepukanxiangyewanning,haobuyanshizijideeyiyuqingmie,“zhuijiunidenver,yewanningduiwodefeibangxingwei。”

zheijuhuachengweiyakualicuihuadezuihouyigendaocao。

licuihuayanjingchongxue,wozhezhediedaotongxiangyepu:“**,buxuniqifuwonver!”

yepupiantou,daojiancaguolianjia,qieduanyilvfa。tajieyigexuanfengtuijianglicuihuadedaotidiao,kouzhulicuihuashuangshoushirenkelaoshizhongqishizudehechixiangqi:

“goule,zheishiketang,chaochaonaonaoxiangshenmeyangzi!”

“yepushiba,kuaifangkainiyangmu,nayouhaiziduizhangbeidongshoude?”

“fangkai?taganggangyaonadaozitongwo,laoshinimeikanjianma?”yepuchengxinfawen。

renkelaoshilvlvzijideshanyanghu:“tahuidongshou,haibushibeiniqide?nianqingren,zuorenyaodaduyidian,buyaojinjinjijiao。”

叶蒲笑了。

“laoshishuodedui,wozheijiufangleta。”

tabuyigeshoudaojianglicuihuapiyun,erhoujianqizhediedaodangfeidaozhichuqu,daozicaguorenkelaoshidefaji,zhazaiheibanshang。

“ni!nizheishimousha!”

任课老师颤颤巍巍。

yeputankaishuangshou:“wohuidongshou,haibushibeilaoshiqide?laoshia,zuorenyaodaduyidian,buyaojinjinjijiao。”

renkelaoshiliangyanyifanchadianbeiqijueguoqu。

“gouleyepu,nihaiyaohunaodaoshenmeshihou!”yepeiannuheyisheng,zhongrenkanguoqu,caifaxianyewanninghundaozaitahuaili,“yejiadelianmiandoubeinidiuguangle!”

yepeianbaozheyewanningliqu。

likaiqianliaoxiahua:“yaoshiwojieyoushenmehaodai,wobuhuifangguoni。”