第4章
cidiwuyinsanbailiangdejieshi,qingyidianranzhongrendenuhuo。
tamenduizheyepuzhizhidiandianqilai。
“woshuozenmebeilanqiuzayixiaguoleyigeyuedebengdai,yuanlaishizhuangde,xiangpengciyejiani。”
“shenmejiaoxiang,renjiayijingpengcishanglehaoma!meitingyeputamashuodema?yepupaoqifumuqujiyejiadangyangnvle!”
“wozhenpeifutadehoulianpi,beizayixiajiugansipilailianzhujinyejiahairangrenshoutazuoyangnv。yepu,jianzheyoufen,jiwomenfenxiangyixianichoubuyaodejingyanbei?”
“nimenkuaibashipinkanwan,houmiandeneironggengjingbao!”
shipinhoubanduan,wangtaowenyewanning:“suoyishuoxianzaiyepuxiangjiyejiadangyangnv?neitazijidefumuzenmebana?”
yewanningyouyupiankefangchuyiduanluyin,“zheigeshiwobuhaopingpan,buguowoxiangxinyepushigehaonvhai,luyinyebunengshuomingshenme,dajialixingyidianha。”
luyinlinvhaideshengyinlengku,heranshiyepudeshengxian。
“naleqian,qianleduanqinxieyi,yihouwomenjiumeiguanxile。”
哄闹声更甚。
“woyoupengyouheyepugaozhongshitongxue,shuotaqiongdaotiantiansaodajie,zheiyangderennalaideqianhezijifumuduanqina?”
“buhuihaishinadeyejiadeqianba?wa,guoranrenbuyaolian,tianxiawudia!”
licuihuayanzhuzizeiliuliuzhuanlejiquan,anziqiazijiyibajichuyanlei,zhuaizheyepuhao:“womenbuyaoqian,zhiyaonigenwohuijia。guinv,zanmencaishiyijiarena。nitingmade,biequeyejiale。”
yepuhuanshiyizhou,duilicuihualuchuyigeqiandanliangbodexiao。
xiaodelicuihuahunshenqilejipigeda。
yigetongxueyayidehua,gengshiranglicuihuaxinzhonggedengyixia。
“zenmehuishi?xiaoyuanbaozenmeyoufaleyipianwenzhangtuisong?biaotijiao《yepuyuyejiaguanxidajiemi2》,bizhejianglinchuan,genshangpianwenzhangbizhebushiyigeren,si,nandaozheishihaiyouyinqing?”
吃瓜是人类共性。
zhongrenfenfendiankaixintuisong。
xinwenzhangneironghenjiandan,dianjinqujiushisanzhangtu。
diyizhangshiyepuheyemudeqinzijiandingjieguo,jiandingjieguoweiyepuyuyemucunzaishengwuxuemunvguanxi!
dierzhangshiyepudeshangqingjiandingshu,shijianshiyepeiannalanqiuzadaoyepuneiyitian,shangqingjiandingjieguoweitoubuzhuangjidunwudaozhidechuxuesunshijiqingweinaozhendang;shenshangduochuruanzuzhicuoshangjiyuhen,yisizaoshoujiabao。
disanzhangshiyiyuantigongdeyepuxuexingzhengming,axing。
zaiwangxia,haishimeiyouwenzimiaoshu,zhiyouyiduanjianduandeshipin。
shipingoutufeichangjiandan,yijianhuikeshi,sigeren。
fenbieshiyejiazhangziyepeichu,yepuhelicuihuafufu。
shipinlideyepeichuyishenjiancaidetidexizhuangbaqicelou,tamanbujingxinzhenglizhexiukou,yuqiwenhequeburongzhihui:
“yejiayijingdiaochaqingchu,dangnianyouyuhushideshizhi,liangjiadehaizibaocuo。jiranyepushiyejiadexuemai,jiumeiyouliuluozaiwaidedaoli。kaigejiaba,jiudangyejiaganxiezheishibanianlainimenduiyepudezhaogu。”
licuihuafufuyanmaojingguang:“womenxinxinkukucaibayepuzaipeichengmingpaidaxuededaxuesheng,haoburongyinengzhuanqianxiaoshunwomenle,nimenshuoyaolinghuiqujiulinghuiqu,zheishikemeineimejiandan。”
“neiwobuhuiyejiale。”yepuchuizhetoushuo。
“darenshuohua,nayounichazuidefen?!wubaiwan,bu,yiqianwan!”
yepeichuyiweibumingdegouchun,dijilicuihuafufuyizhangzhi:“womenbufourennimenduiyepudeyangyuzhien,dannimenyebiebayejiadangchengshazi。zheizhangshangqingjiandingshuzhengshi,yepuzaiguoqudejinianli,jingchangzaoshoujiatingbaoli。”
licuihuafufuliansezhoubian。
“wushiwan,qianlezheifenduanqinxieyi,yejiajinimenwushiwan。”
“wushiwanjiuwushiwan,kebuxufanhui。”
yizhidizhetoudeyeputaiqitou,qiangchengdelengjingxia,yanjiaoqinzhelei:“wozhiqianyizhixiangbumingbai,mingmingxiaoshihounimenhentengwode,queturanyouyitiankaishiduiwofeidajima。nimenshibushizaojiuzhidaowobushinimendenver?”
budenglicuihuafufuhuida,yepuangtoubiyan,lengxiayuqi:“suanle,shenmedoubieshuole。”
“naleqian,qianleduanqinxieyi,yihouwomenjiumeiguanxile。”
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kanzhezhongrenkanwandierpiantuisonghouzizhangxiukuidelianpang,yepuyouyoukaikou:“haiyourenxiangfabiaogaojianma?ruguomeiyou,jiulundaowole。”
“licuihua,duanqinxieyishangxieming,naleqianyihounibudejiangcishixielu,yebunenglaizhaowomafan。niweiyuele。”
yepububujin,licuihuabubutui。
qianzhefengyunbujing,houzhemantoudahan。
“zuohaozhunbeiba,wojianganzhaoxieyineirongqisuni,zhuijiunideweiyuexingwei,hezheixieniannvedaiwodezuize。”
“yiji,”yepukanxiangyewanning,haobuyanshizijideeyiyuqingmie,“zhuijiunidenver,yewanningduiwodefeibangxingwei。”
zheijuhuachengweiyakualicuihuadezuihouyigendaocao。
licuihuayanjingchongxue,wozhezhediedaotongxiangyepu:“**,buxuniqifuwonver!”
yepupiantou,daojiancaguolianjia,qieduanyilvfa。tajieyigexuanfengtuijianglicuihuadedaotidiao,kouzhulicuihuashuangshoushirenkelaoshizhongqishizudehechixiangqi:
“goule,zheishiketang,chaochaonaonaoxiangshenmeyangzi!”
“yepushiba,kuaifangkainiyangmu,nayouhaiziduizhangbeidongshoude?”
“fangkai?taganggangyaonadaozitongwo,laoshinimeikanjianma?”yepuchengxinfawen。
renkelaoshilvlvzijideshanyanghu:“tahuidongshou,haibushibeiniqide?nianqingren,zuorenyaodaduyidian,buyaojinjinjijiao。”
叶蒲笑了。
“laoshishuodedui,wozheijiufangleta。”
tabuyigeshoudaojianglicuihuapiyun,erhoujianqizhediedaodangfeidaozhichuqu,daozicaguorenkelaoshidefaji,zhazaiheibanshang。
“ni!nizheishimousha!”
任课老师颤颤巍巍。
yeputankaishuangshou:“wohuidongshou,haibushibeilaoshiqide?laoshia,zuorenyaodaduyidian,buyaojinjinjijiao。”
renkelaoshiliangyanyifanchadianbeiqijueguoqu。
“gouleyepu,nihaiyaohunaodaoshenmeshihou!”yepeiannuheyisheng,zhongrenkanguoqu,caifaxianyewanninghundaozaitahuaili,“yejiadelianmiandoubeinidiuguangle!”
yepeianbaozheyewanningliqu。
likaiqianliaoxiahua:“yaoshiwojieyoushenmehaodai,wobuhuifangguoni。”