第2章

zhouweiderenchiguachidaocheng,pobujidaidibaguafenxiangjibieren!

一传十,十传百。

ruguoshuodaxueshiyigexiaoshehuidehua,neimejiangkeerjiushiqizhongzuihuozuihuodenvmingxing!

“zhenjing!xiaohuanvshenjiangkeerbeidayixuedifuhuo。”

“keer!wodekeer!xianzinizenmekeyidongfanxina!”

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yishijian,baguahengfei,zhenjingde,xinsuide,buyuanyimianduixianshide,fenzhitalai!

……

霸王茶几店内。

suoyourenbuyueertongdi,chaoyigefangxiangkanguoqu。

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ruxuesannianlai,zhuiqiujiangxiaohuadenanrenruguojiangzhiji。

danbieshuofuhuofangxinle,jiulianyuechulaichigefandoumeijianyousheinengchenggongde。

jieguo,xianzai,potianhuangde!

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kanlaiguanxihenbuyibana……

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yenanguai,bijingduimianneigeyaozhexiguandepiaoliangnvhai。

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“ke……”jiangfengkesouyisheng,“neige……xuejie,nidaodiyoushenmeshizhaowo?”

“咳咳咳……”

meixiangdaojiangkeerbitakesoudehaihen,xiangshibeiqiangdaoleyiyang。

jiangkeerfangxiabeizi,chouchuzhijincalecazui,shunleshunqi,zheicaishuodao。

“yihoubiezaijiaowoxuejiele,buranyaomexiaosiwo,yaomebeileipisiwo……”

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zuilixiaoshengniantaozhe“amituofo,amen,fushengwuliangtianzun,laobayuanliangwo……”

“e……”jiangfengnaonaotou。

tafaxian,zheiweijiangxiaohua,buxiangwaijiechuanwendeneiyanggaoleng,shengrenwujin。

fandao……youdianhanhandekeai。

“nei……keer?”jiangfengshitandiwendao。

duimiandenvhaidiantou,yanjingxiaomiqilai,xiangshiyueya,kanqilaihenshikaixin。

“haojiuhaojiu……meiyoutingdaonizheimehanwole……”

jiangkeerdanshoutuosai,zuijiaozaixiao,yandiqueliuluchuyisihuainianyuluomo。

siqingyin,sitanxi,simengyi,qingqingyishengninan:

“爸爸……”

jiangfenglengzhule,tongkongdizhen,cpuzhijiejiushaole!

爸爸?谁?

什么情况?

xiaohuaweishenmeyaokanzhewohanbaba?

jiangkeerwangzhejiangfengzheifudangjidemoyang,meirenzhu“puchi”yixiao:

“wei,**,nizenmekanqilaidaidaidea?”

wuhoudeyangguangtouguojiebiandechuanghumanru,xiangshiyimojinshalongzhuleqingxiaodenvhai。

nvhaimeiyanwanwan,zhangfajiyao,fashaobeiguangdulecengdandandejinhui。

ruguoshishangzhendeyoushen,yemeibuguociba?

suoyouzhushidaozheiyimuderen,buyueertongdixiangdao。

nvhaidexiaoshengzhong,jiangfengyezhujianlengjinglexialai,fenxiyitong,dechujielun:

这妮子玩我呢!

suiranjiaobierenbabalaiezuojudefangshi,henqiguaijiushile……

jiangkeerhuranqiaobudingshenshou,baleyigenjiangfengdetoufa。

“si——”jiangfengnumu,“niganma!”

“youyixieshiqing,bubazhengjubaichulai,shimeibanfalingrenxiangxinde。”

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“wonanitoufayoudayong,daoshihouhainiyigejingxie~”

jiangkeerzhalexiazuoyan,mengfanleyidapianren。

zheizhanglian,shashanglishushijingren!

“natoufayebiehaoliuhaia……”jiangfengmaiyuandao,“wanyitulezazheng?”

“anlaanla~”jiangkeerbaibaishou,“nijianglaisiwushisuitoufahaihenmaosheng,buyongdanxin!”

jiangfengqieleyisheng:“nizenmezhidao?niyoubushisuanmingde!”

“wosuiranbushisuanmingde,danshi……”jiangkeershenmiyixiao,“wozhidaoniweilailaopozainali!”

“……在哪?”

jiangfengjuedeyanqiandexiaohuazhenxiangshijianghupianzijiabande。

buguo,yaoshizhenyouzheimepiaoliangdepianzi,gujiyoubushaorenqiangzhebeipianba?

jiangkeerpazaizhuozishang,chaozhejiangfenghuihuixiaoshou,xiaolianshenmi,shiyitacouguolai。

jiangfengyouyupianke,haishicouleguoqu。

lianggerennaodaicouzaiyiqi,didigugude。

pangbianrengenbenbuzhidaotamenzaishuoxieshenme。

danshijiehelianggerenqinnidedongzuo,yijiyixitingdaode“laopo”zhileidehuayu……

实锤了!

yuanbendajiahaijiangxinjiangyi,jieguo,xianzai……

chenzhongdezhenxiang,xiangshijushichuiyiban,guoxiezhebaguadefeng,henhenzaxianglejiangdaquantinanshengdexin!

neijiye,fujindejiubachangchangbaoman!

raner,wulunwaijieruhechaonao,doubuyingxiangerrendemimitanhua。

“woweilaixifushishei?”

jiangfengsuiranbuxin,danshi……tingtingyouwufang,duiba?

jiangkeerxiaodeyoudianjiaoxia,youyoudiankeai:“tajiuzaijiangda。”

“大几的?”

江可儿摇摇头。

“buhuishiyanjiushengba?suiranwoxihuanyujiexide,danshiwocaidayi……”

江可儿继续摇头。

“buhuiba……”jiangfengzuijiaoyichou,“nandaoshi……nvjiaoshou?”

“bingo!daduile!”

jiangkeerdalegexiangzhi,suiranbuxiang,danshifanyoulejiuxing!

jiangfengqidezuidouwaile:“nizheisuandeshenmegui!jiaoshouneidoubiwodaduoshaosuile!”

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youyizhonglengjiaonimajuedenileng,youyizhongnvjiaoshoujiaosuqingyusujiaoshou!

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jiangkeershijiangdadiyixiaohua,suqingyuzeshijiangdadiyimeinv。

yujiangkeerxiangbi,suqingyugengduoleyifentiancainvhaidechengjiuguanghui,yulaoshishenfendeteshujiacheng!

苏教授赛高!

“su,suqingyu???”

江枫呆住了。

quanxiaonanshengdemengzhongqingren,jiangdazuiyaoyandemingzhu,jianjuzhihuiyumeimaodesuqingyu!

是我未来老婆!?

“嘿嘿……”

jiangfengkaishizoushen,zuidouxiaowaile,koushuichadianliuchulai。

“ze……”jiangkeeryilianxianqidikanxiangjiangfeng,danhaishishenshou,nazhijinqingqingbangtacalecazuijiao。