fuzhanlenglejimiaozhong,zhuanerchuimouwangzhezijidechenshanxiabai,yuqiruoruode,“wozhishixiwangnihaohaode。”
wodanxiaozheyaoshou,meidacha,ditounaqidaochafenqieshiwu。
“ng,nihencongming,zhijiaoleyicijiuxuehuile。”takeyiyongqingkuaideyudiaokualewo。
jujiaowanzuilidedankuai,yishunvdezitaitunxiaqu,woduiyiranzuozaiduimiandefuzhanguaneryixiao,“suoweigaoya,dabufenrenshizhuangchulaide,zhiyouhenshaoyibufenrenshitianshengde。”
“huoxuniguzilijiuyouyushengjulaidegaoya……”tadebiaoqingrenzhendaoyouxiezhuangzhong。
wosongsongjian,jixuqiedan,“wozhishigengshanyuzhuangeryi。”
pengleruandingzidenanrenbuzaizuosheng,zhengcanfansiqichenchendijieshule。
fanhou,fuzhandaiwochulemen。
tameishuoyaoqunaer,woyebuxiangwen,——zhiyaonengzanshilikailingrenzhixidelingjiadazhai,qunaeryouhefang!
第一站是去做脸。
wobeijigenvrenbaquwaiyi、guoshangzhuanyongyujinhetoujin,endaozaimeirongchuangshang,yu“zeze”debiyishengzhong,jiashangbeitumanlegezhongshuangagaode,butingdirourouanan,liandaizheboziheshuangbeidougenzhezaoyang。
shuozhende,yitongzhetengxialai,fusequeshibailebushao。
第二站是去做头发。
lianggemeifashiyongleyigexiaoshibacaijiehualebantiangongfujiwobianhaodeyumibianjichaikai,nima,yibianchaihaiqiqigantanwodefazhizaogaodexiangyituandaocao。
zaiwojiyanlisedejianchixia,tamenmeigandongtoufadezhangduan,zhishixiulexiuxing,zuoleyingyanghuli,daoshizhishunlexuduo。
disanzhanshiqumaiyifuxiezi。
fuzhantiaoleshutiaofensexidepengpengqunhecaishangquyaoyaoyuzhuidegaogenxie,doubeiwojuejuedipassdiaole,——xiangbawodazaochengdiergelingyucheng?meimen!
zixingxuanlejitaojiejinzhongxingfenggedekuzhuanghepingdixie,shichuanzhihou,tahaowuyiyidiqushuakafuzhang,bianxiangkendinglewodeyanguang。
yifanxiushixialai,wogenzhiqianneigehunshenshangxia、conglidaowaidousanfazheditanqixideyeyatoupanruoliangren。
——weiledadaozuizhongmude,zuoyixiegaibianshibixude,dan,jueduijinzhichupengwodedixian!
chilaidewufanshizaiwaimianchide,nandedeshi,jiucandidianxuanzaileyijiapumianbudadezhongcanting。
ruci,jibuyongzunxungangxuehuidejiucanliyi,yenengchidaoxiangchidepingminmeishi,ganjuechaoshuang。
yidunhuchihaisaizhihou,woshouzhangchaoshangxiangfuzhanshenleguoqu,“shoujijiewo。”
taweiweiyixiao,congyigezhidailitaochulemoushuiguoshoujidebaozhuanghe,diguolai,“zhenghao,nizuoliandeshihoumaide,yijingzhuanghaoledianhuaka。”
“xiexie。”wonachuxinshouji,shizhebotongleshuxidezuojihao。
xianglejisheng,dianhuabeijieqi,neitouchuanlaicaijiedeshengyin,“wei?zhaoshei?”
“ma,nihaihaoma?”rendoushuochibaolejiubuxiangjia,kewochibaozhihougengxiangtale,lianshengyindouyoudiandazhan。
caijiemashangrangrangzhe,“mameishi。tamenduinizenmeyang?youmeiyoudani?youmeiyoubujinifanchi?youmeiyouburangnihaohaoshuijue?niyoumeiyoubatamenjianaodetianfandifu?”
shengyinhenda,yilianchuanwenhaozaicanzhuoshangkonghuidangzhe。
wozhidao,qiansigewenjudoushipudian,zuihouyigecaishitazuidanxinde。
“fangxin,wohenhao!”nileyiyanduimiandenanren,woyadilesangyin,“xianzaiyoudianmang,wowandianzaidajini。”
caijieyouyuleyixia,yuqiyouxiechichu,“jiuer,yihuiniwangshushuyaoguolai……”
wobuyoudetanlekouqi,“haoba,neiwowanshangdajini。”
“xing,niwanshangyidingyaodaguolaia!”caijieyiyibushedishoulexian,xiangbidingshishihunluopodebiaoqing。
sheinengxiangdao,jianxingzheigetonghuazhiyue,woyuzenglezijidezhenjie。