第五章没事
wojiejiebaba：[ni...nimeishiba？]
muwanjianqiangdeyaoyaotou：[meishi。nixiangxinwo？]
woyihuo：[woxiangxinnishenme？]
muwanjieda：[nixiangxinwobubitamenchama？]
wogengyihuole：[ninalibitamencha？]
muwanhaoxiangyoudianweiqudeyangzi：[wohenxiaodeshihoujiubeijianglaojiangjunshouquxuexiqishe，youqigongdaosuanshiyouxietianfu...tamenshuodemeicuo，woshixiangxialaide，qinqishuhuayigaimeiyouxueguo...]
womingbaile，womenkeliandenvzhurengonghaimeiyoufaxianzijideshanguangdianzainali。
yelijie，yibandehuabendoushizheiyang，youxiudanshimomingqimiaozibeidenvzhuhezongshinengyiyanfaxiannvzhubutongzhichudenanzhu。
dengdaozhonghouqinanzhujiuhuikanchuannvzhucuiruodelinghun，ranhoukaidaota，lianggerenziranerrandezhuiruaihe。
wotankouqi，tanchengdao：[qishiwojuedenihenbanglea。erqiewoyeshibeijialiyangzaixiangxiade，wodezufusuiranyejianduwoxuexiqinqishuhua，danshigengduodehaishisishuwujing...erqiewojiumeiyounizheimehaodeqishegongfu，neishenme，xiehuaianjingranjiaonilaizuomoushi，kendingyeshifaxianlenidebutongzhichude，buyaowangzifeibo。]
muwandeliangenghongle：[...wozhidaole。]
nikan，zhibuguoshitidaolenanzhurengongdemingzi。
马上就想通了一半！
shengxiadegujijiudenanzhuzijilaile。
只是脸怎么更红了？
bieyihuierzaishangxinyunguoqule。
造孽啊。
genmuwanfenkaizhihouwoyousuiyizouleyihuier，gumozheyaodaokaiyandeshihoule。
于是转头回去。
jieguoyushanglelubianzhanzhedexiehuaian。
wojianli，ranhouzhunbeizou。
xiehuaianlanzhuwo：[qunaer？]
wohaimeishuohua，duzixianjiaoleyisheng，wogangadao：[yaokaiyanle，huiqu。]
xiehuaiankanlekanwo：[nihenxihuanchigongzhubeideyanxi？]
woqishijuedechabuduo，danshineikeshigongzhu！
yushiwodiandiantou：[ng，tingxihuande。]
quejianxiehuaianlilairuilisiyidemeiyanbianderouheqilai：[neiduochiyixie，huitouwobachuzijiniyaoguolairuhe？]
wolengleyishun，yexiaole。
[chuzijiubuyongleba。]
yanxijieshuzhihou，wogangwanyaozuanjinzijiademache，taitouquejianxiehuaianzheisiyijingzuozailimianle。
我吓了一跳。
renxiayishidewanghouchequ，youbeixiehuaianyanjishoukuaidelalehuiqu。
wokaozaixiehuaianhuailijiangyingdehaoxiangsilesantian，erxiehuaianbiwogengjiangying。
wodebiziheliandouhaotong，tongdewohaoxianggeqianzaianshangdejiaoren。
nishuoguaibuderenjiashiwujiangni，zheifanyingsudu。
我是真的生气了！
wowenta：[niganmaa？]
xiehuaianyeyifugangfanyingguolaideyangzi，danshihenkuaijiuhuifuchenglewanshibugongdeyangzi，ruguohulvetaerjiandebohonghebuzirandehua：[meishenme，jiugennishuoyisheng，mingtianzhongwunizaijiadengwo，wodainiqugedifang。]
woqilele：[neinirangniderenchuangehuabujiuxingle，niduozaizheihe**shenme？]
xiehuaianxipixiaolian：[zheibutuxianwodechengyima~]
【heihei，shibushijuedexiaoyeshuaidaile！】
【小爷迷不死你~】
zhende，woruguoyoutazheimezixinjiuhaole。
wozhendehenzibei，ganggangshenzhibuganzhijiejitayibazhang。
我恨。
第二天。
xiehuaianruyuedechuxianzailewodejiamenkou。
ranhoubawodaiqulexianghuodingshengdeguanyinsi。
wo：a？nimenshangzhenshadidehaijiangjiuzheigea？
xiehuaianzuilidiaozhegenbuzhidaocongnaersuishouzhailaidecao，zhanzaiweiyanshenshengdeguanyinsimenqianjiuhaoxiangzhanzaitajiaerjiulaoyemenkouside，neizitaizhenmeishenmequbie：[bielengzhea，jinqu。]
wobuchixiawen：[ganwenwomenshilai...？]
xiehuaianyansudeshuo：[wozuotiandoutingshuole，nizuotianchuangdaoxiaorenle！zanmenguolaibaibai，ququmeiyun。]
nishidongshenmeshixiaorende。
neijigeqianjinxiaojieyaoshitingjiangujitamencaixiangjinqubaibai，ququhuiqi。
但别说，有点道理。
wopingshishibuxiangxinguishende，danshikaolvdaowomomingqimiaonengtingjianxiehuaiandexinshengzheijianshi，haishijuedingbaochijingweizhixin。
erqiewozongjuedesimiaoyouyizhongdutedefenwei，zongshinengrangrenbuzijuedebiandegongjing。
yushiwozunjingdeketou，zunjingdeshangxiang，zunjingdejuanxiangyouqian。
xuyuandeshihouxianglehenjiu，zhiyoubagezi：guotaiminan、jiarenkangjian。
俗，但是很好用。
xiehuaianwenwoyaobuyaoqiuyiqian，wojujuele。
yushixiehuaiandaiwolaidaodadianhoudeyikedashuxia，shuxiarenlairenwang，xuduodeshannanxinnv。
womuguangluozaimanshudehongchoushang，kanlehenzhangshijian，ranhoukanzheyangguangtouguoshuyesazaixiehuaiandecelian。
xiehuaiannandeyouxiebuzizai，lianjiaerjiandouyouxiehong。
tashuo：[wotingshuoguanyinsiqiudeyinyuankelingle，nishuozanmenyaobuyaoshishia？fanzhenglaileyeshilaileshiba，neishenme...shishima？wojiushiwenwena，nixiangshishima？yaobushishibawojuede...]
woyibiantingzhexiehuaianxuxutaotaodehuayu，yibiantingzhetajinzhangzaluandexinsheng。
wozhanglezhangzui，youbishang。zhijuedeshuobuchuhualai。
wolenglengdekanzhexiehuaian，kandetacongbuzizaizhuanweihaoxiao，tamolemo.wodetoufa。
tashuo：[nizhidaoma，muwan，nishiwodemingdingzhiren。]
woturanxiaoleyisheng，wokanzhexiehuaian，woshuo：
[bushide，xiehuaian，wobushinidemingdingzhiren。]
[木绾才是。]