我承认我怂了。
erqiewoduibingchuangshangneigeziliandezongcaimeishenmexingqu。
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什么鬼老公!
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绝对不行!
“fudong，qishinizhendewuhuile——”
woxiangjieshi，danshifulaoyezigenbenbujiwojieshidejihui。
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shangbeizigenbenmeizheiyichua!
我要崩溃了!
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cangtianna，dadina，laigerenjiujiuwoba!
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事不关己高高挂起。
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tachongshanglaijiuxiangjiwoyibazhang。
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shangbeizihezheibeizidexinchoujiuhenyiqibao!
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