第1章
dinghunyanqian，nvyoushuoyaosongwoyifenshengdadedinghunliwu。
zhengdangwomanxinqidaishi，taquetaoledinghunyan，zhuantouhezhumalinglezheng。
wozaibaoyuzhongdengtayiye，gaoshaojinleyiyuan。
quezhihuanlaitagaogaozaishangdeyiju：“renjiashitiancaidiaoxiangshi，ninashenmehetabi？”
tajiangwoyishouchuanglidegongsinalaitaotahuanxin，diaochudejueshixiangshuinalaiweitazaoshi。
wochedisilexin，guoduanlianxiwodexitong：
“santianhoujiebangta，shouhuitadetianfu，nigaihuidaowoshenbianle。”
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“xiamianhuanyingwomendetiancaidiaoxiangshiyuchenweixietadexinzuo——xiangshuizhiaidengchang！”
taishangzhangshengleidong，suoyourendouzaireqieqidaiyuchenweidedaolai，baokuowodeweihunqi。
zhunquelaishuo，yinggaishiqianweihunqi。
yinweizaidinghunyandangtian，tataolehun，hetadezhumayuchenweilinglezheng，tuliuwoyirenchengweiquanchangdexiaohua。
chenjianingmuguangbuzhuodaowodeshenying，piaoliangdemeiyanbuyuedizhouqilai，yuqizhiwenzhekaikou：“nilaiganshenme？youlaijichenweigedaoluan，nizenmeneimebudongshi？”
我垂眸苦笑。
hechenjianingzaiyiqiwunian，yuanlaiwozaitaxinzhongjiushizheizhongren。
renpingxinzhongkusemanyan，wodandankaikou：“wozhishilainahuishuyuwodedongxi，neipingxiangshuishiwode。”
zhantaishangneipingbeizhongrenzhuipengdezhiaixiangshuibenshiwosongjichenjianingdedinghunliwu，sheichengxiangquebeitanalaiweiyuchenweizaoshi，lianshumingdouhuanchengletade。
huayingangluo，chenjianingchixiaoyisheng，gaogaozaishangdinizhewo：“shenmenidedongxi？songjiwolejiushiwodedongxi。”
“zaishuole，chenweigenengkanshangnidexiangshuishiniderongxing，nizhenyiweizijishishenmerenwua，yaobushichenweigezuijinmeishenmelinggan，niyiweitahuinazhenidelajishangtaima？”
wochuizaishencedeshouzhijiandunledun，suanseshunzhexueyeliutong，zhidingxinjian，xinzangxiangshibeidashouzhualexia，mimimamadetong。
wochelechezuijiao：“neijiusongniba，jiudangshifenshouliwu。”
chenjianingxiangshitingdaotiandadexiaohuayiyang，buganxiangxindidingzhewo：“fenshou？xusiming，nijurangangenwotifenshou？nixianzaizhenshidanzidale，wopingshizhenshitaichongzhenile！”
jiyazaixinzhongxujiudefennuzaicikehongranbaofa，ruhuoshanpenfayiban，wukeyizhi：“**dounenghetalingzhengle，womenhaibunengfenshouma？”
“zenme，chenjianing，niyeyaojizijikaihougongma？”
“niwenwennidechenweigeyuanyima，tashidangzhenggonghaishidangxiaosana？”
padeyisheng，chenjianingdebazhangrufengbanxilai，liuxiatonghongdezhangyin。
tazhandouzheshenzi，yanlishanzhefennudeguang：“xusiming，nibuyaotaiguofen，biezaizheiwuruchenweige，tahenizheizhongrenkebuyiyang！”
“zaishuole，wobujiuhetalinggezhengma，nizhiyuma？”
“chenweigeyeshibeijialicuideshoubule，wocaipeitalingzhengde，nizenmeneimexiaodujichang？!”
“nijiuzheimezaihuneizhangpozhengma，neiniyequhebierenlingyizhanga，wobaozhengbushengqi，wokebuxiangnizheimexiaoqi！”
womennaochudedongjingbuxiao，redeshenbianderenpinpintoulaishixian，shenzhiyinyinyouqiangletaishangyuchenweifengtoudejixiang。
chenjianingzaiyenaibuzhuxingzile，zhijiedashouyihuijiaolaibaoan。
“wojiuzhidaonijintianshilaidaoluande，nijiduchenweigeshitiancai，suoyicaiyongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduanlaiqiangfengtou，xusiming，woyiqianzenmebuzhidaonizheimeeduyouxinjia？”
wodeshuangshoubeibaoanqianzhizhu，tamensisidizhuaizhewobawowangwaituo。
dangzhesuoyourendemian，buliusihaoqingmian。
fangfowobushiyouzunyanderen，zhishilubianyigedangludelaji。
wodexinzangzaibuduanzhoutong，zaikandaochenjianingmanshixiaoyidizoudaotaishangdangzhongheyuchenweiqinnijiewenshi，tengtongpanshangledingfeng。
guowangdediandizaiyanqianfuxian，cengjingwoweilechenjianing，ganyuantuijumuhou。
tayijuwurenkeyi，wucaibangshen。
wobiannuliqiangdaqilai，weitachuangbanyijiagongsirangtayousuozhicheng。
weilayewuhejiuhedaoweichuxuewobujuedetong。
weitadiaoxiangdiaodaoxiujueduanzanxingshilingwobujuedetong。
shenzhiweisongtaqucanjiaxiangshuiwanyanerzaichehuozhongduandiaodetuiwodoubujuedetong。
kezaijintian，chenjianingyigexiaoxiaodejudongquemengdicitongwo，zhichuoxinjian，xianxuelinli。
wobiewusuoqiu，zhiqiutaaiwo。
ketapianpianzuizuobudaodejiushiaiwo。
erwosongjitadeyiqie，quandouhuazuotataoyuchenweihuanxindewujian。
wodegongsi，wodexiangshui，shenzhihaiyouwoxianglianwuniandenvyouchenjianing！
tayishenxianli，zhiweibotayixiao。
呵，我就是个笑话！
baoanxiangrenglajiyibanjiangwodiuqizailubian，boyoumaludelumiancengpowodeshouwan，tongjuezhidashenjing，**zhewohuishen。
chenjianingzhenshikexiao，tazhenyiweiyuchenweishishenmejueshidiaoxiangtiancaima？
qishiwobisheidouqingchu，talianxiangliaodouburenshi，gengbietidiaoxiangle。
zhiyutadetiancaidiaoxiangshidemingtouquandoulaiyuanyuchenweishenshangneigexitong。
erneigexitongdezhuren，shiwo。