第一章这条狗真该死
3miaohou，maluhuifashengyiqichehuo，siwangdeshiyitiaohudiequan！wobenkeyiwanjiuta，danwomeiyou！
piaoliangnvlinjuxiangzisha，woyongyidunfanjiangtajiuxialai，yushitagaibianzhuyile，jintianxianbusi，mingtianzaisi！
chidaole，beizhichangpua，yinuzhixia，wobalaobanchaole，taguizheqiuwobuyaozou
qiannvyoubawojilvle，wotiqianzhuajian，tajingranshuo【haimeifasheng，nipingshenmeshuowoduibuqini？】ranhouhairangtadepintouzouwo，wozhijiebatasongjinyiyuan！
meicuo，wonenggouyuzhiweilaifashengdeshiqing，erqie，wohainenggaibianweilaidezouxiang！danwoyebushidashanren，zhaorewodedoubudehaosi！
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【shenmerena，liugoujuranbuqiansheng！】wogenwonvpengyouguangjiedeshihouzailukoutingxia，yitiaobaisedehudiequanwendaowoshouzhongdehuotuichang，pinmingdecouguolai。
wonvpengyoubenlaijiupagou，gengbieshuozheizhongmeiqianshengde？
【malushinijiadema？wobuqianshengguannipishi？】gouzhurenshigezhongnianfunv，chuanzheshuiyi，feitoudaerde，yilianliqi。
wonvpengyougentachaoqilaile【yaodaorenzenmeban？】
funvjiaoxiaozhe【neidengyaodaonilezaishuo，laoniangyoudeshiqian，woerzichumenjiubuqiansheng，ninawozenmezhe？】
wonvpengyoubeitajiqikule。
woanweitashuodao【meishi，fanzhengzheitiaoyekuaisile】
【nishuoshenmeni？nizuzhouwoerzi？nicaikuaisileni，niquansidoukuaisile】taxianggepofuyiyangduizhewopokoudama，tuoyemantianfei。
erwoquezaixinlimiandandingdedaoshu，３，２，１......
zaiwoshudao１deshihou，neitiaohudiequanturanchaozhemaluchongleguoqu，zheishihou，yiliangnitoucheganghaochongguoqu，ciyandedengguangbansuizhechachesheng，neitiaohudiequanshunjianbeinianyachenglerouni，xianxuetuoleshijimizhang。
zhouweiderenkandaozheiyimuquandoulengzhule。
啊——
pofufachuleshazhubandecanjiaosheng。
wonvpengyouzhenjingdaomudengkoudai【zhensile？】
【zouba，lvdengle】woxiaosadeqianzhetadeshou，ruguozheigouzhurenshaowei‘limao’youdiansuzhidehua，wohuoxuhaihuichushouxiangjiu，dan......
这条狗，真该死！