第2章 滚一边去

zaiyizuojiaoxianlaojiudesancengbieshumenkouqian,tingfangzheyiliangzhanxindejiuhongsebinlimushang。

qinlimiaoleyiyanhaoche,jianyidezuijiaoweiweigouchuyimosiyousiwudexiao,

xindao:“kanlaiyuxindeshiyegengshangyicenglou,liansiwubaiwandehaochedoukaishangle!xiangbitagengshougaomendahu,jiajirenbideyujiazhongshile。”

zaicilaidaoyujia。qinlideneixinnanmianhenfuza。

wunianqianfashengneijianbuguangcaizhishi,suiranzijiyesuangeshouhaizhe,

danzhongjiunvfangchikuitaiduo,

neijingshitabaoguidediyici!

zijidaodishizhan.youleyouzheqiyuandiyimeinvdeqingbaizhishen。

erzaijiehunhoudedisantianyushenyezhong,zijiqiaoshengwuxidelikai,buguanshiyishenmeliyou,doushizijidebudui!

buyongshuo,zheiwunianlai,yuxinyidingshishoudaolehenduoliuyanfeiyu。

xiangneigeshihoudeziji,shifendezibei,mianduiyuxinshiyanshenduoduoshanshande,changditou,doubuganzhengyankanyiyanta。weiyouchuqudapingaibianziji,caiyoukenengpeideshangyuxin。

errujin,zijikegongchengmingsui,weibeidouzhizun,yuewotianxiabingquan,zhangzhongjicaifuyebuweiguo。

jinri,tazhongyuyouzigegaosusuoyouren,zijipeideshangyuxin!

zoudaoshuyuanmenkou,qinlitaiqishouzhunbeiqiaomenshi,conglimianchuanchuyigebijiaoshuxideshengyin。lingtajingshenzuzhileyixia,shoubuyoudetingdunzailebankongzhong。

“qinlineigefeiwuzhongyusile!

zheiwunianlai,tasibujianshihuobujianrende!baibaizhanyongzhewojiayuxinhunyinlanshangdeyigeminge!lingwomentonghensitaledou!

qianjitian,zaiqiupujianglidalaochulaileyijuyigaodufulandewumingnanshi!yaohelejitian,meirenrenling。

woxiangzheshibushiqinlineifeiwudiaohelijiyansile!

fanzhengwojiudangtayijingsile,gancuiwohenishushujiuqurenlingleneinanshi,shuoshiqinli!

xianzai,anchajuliyijingjikaixialefeiwuqinlidesiwangzhengming!”

是岳母江悦在说话。

jinjiezhe,youyigechengshudenanshengxiangqi,shiyuefuyumingzaishuo:“zheixiakehaolexiaolin!

youleqinlidesiwangzhengming,taheyuxindehunyinjiushuwuxiaole。

nixianzaikeyimingzhengyanshundequwojiayuxinle,

keyisuishigentaquhunzhengjulingshuyunimendejiehunzhengle!”

“neijiuduoxieshushuheshenshenle!zhishixinxinneibian……taxingzijue,haibutongyi。

haixuyaonimenerlaoduofeixinyixia!”

“xiaolin,nijinguanbaxinfangduzilidele!xinxintayidinghuitongyide!”

“neizheiyiqiejiujiaojinimenle。

shenshen,zheigeaimashibao,quanqiu**ban,shiwotuopengyouzaiguowaimaide,yaoshierwanyuanyizhi。

re,zheiyipingxiangshuishixiangnaierde。

shushu,zheishiliangshuangyansebuyiyangdepixie,haiyoujitaofuzhuang,hezheisantiaopidai,doushiluyiweidengpaizide!chuanchuqubeiyoumianzi!”

……

zhenggeyujiashuyuannei,chongchizheyufuyumudehuanshengxiaoyu。

menwai,qinlidelianshangyizhenqingyizhenbaide。

zhishixiangqineizhangguamanleishuidejuemeimiankong,heneishuangchongmanaiyuandeyanshen。qinliyingshengshengdejiangtengtengershengdehuoqiqiang.yalexiaqu。

shuodaodi,shizijiduibuqiyuxin。

hekuang,zheicihuilai,zhishiweileyuxin,biewutayin。

铛!

铛铛!

qinliwozhumenshangdetonghuan,jiaoyonglidekouxia。

“谁呀?”

sishizhengzaixingtoushang,beituwuqiecuixiangdekoumenshengjidaduan,yumudeshengyinliyunhanleyixiebunaifan。

suijijiutingdaoyizhenjicudejiaobushengyouyuanerjin。

lianshangdexiaoronghaiweilaidejixiaosanwan,yumujiuyidakailemen,

ranhoutajiukanjianlezijizheibeizizuibuxiangzaijiandaoderen,lianshangdebiaoqingyixiazininggule:zhangdagezuiba,dengyuanleyanjing。

yangziyourutunleyikehulunjidan,

又仿佛遇见了鬼。

“妈!是我!”

qinliliekaizuixiaoleqilai,jiebaideyachizaiyangguangxiashuoshuofaguang。heiyaoshiyibandeyanjingliluchuyidiandianrouguang。

“nishiqinli?”yumuyoujingyounu。

秦离点了点头。

wunianbujian,yumufengyunyijiu,yangmaojihumeibian。

kejinianderongmashengya,qinlidelunkuosuiweifashengjubian,dantazhenggerendejingshenheqizhiqueyouletianfandifudebianhua。guzaiyumudeyanzhong,rutonghuanleyigeren,yishibanhuierbuganquedingshita。

“guoranshinizheigefeiwu!”

shangxiadalianglebantian,yumubudebuchengrenyanqianzheigerenjiushiqinli。buyoudegandaoshiwangjile。

zheigerenzenmehaimeisini!

tajishengtaotiandenaohen。dunshihuazuoyitoufennudemushi,jiangmendadakai,pushangqu,shifenyonglituisangleyixiaqinli。

wunaiqinliwenrutaishan,bujinmeiyoutuidongta,fanerzijibeidandewanghouyigelieju。

“ma,nixiaoxindian!”qinlishenchushou,shenseguanqiedishuo。

“你!你来干什么?

zaobuguiwanbugui!feiyaodengdaoxinxinyaozhongxinjiarenlenicaiguilai?

andeshenmexinni,shichengxinlaidaoluandeba!

haishichenjilaieqiande?”yumushuangshouyichayao,jianghuarujiguanpaoyiyang,pofuxiangbiluwuyi。

yufuyipaoguolai,kanjianqinli,dungandashibumiao,naodaiguaziwengwengdezuoxiang。

“这个瘟神!”

tadengdayanjingwangliangpangchoulechou,chongguoqu,congqianggenxiachaoqiyibatieqiao,

“nirangkai,rangwopaisita!”

tachongguolai,yibabalakaiyumu,shuangshouzhiwobabing,jiangtieqiaogaogaodelunqilai。

yankanyikuaiheihuhudetieqiutoujiuyaoluozaiqinlidetoushang,

yidaojuweideshenyingchongguolai,jiangdashouyihui,yibazhuazhuletieqiudebabing,

牢牢如大铁钳箍住,

renyouyufuzenmezhuailayenongbudongtieqiuyisiyihao。

“zheigeren,nidongbuqi!”zhaoyongyinlengzheyizhangmiankongshuo。

“kaba!”yishengqingcui,

jidancudemubingjingbeitajishengshengdenieduanle。

“哐!”

daizhebanjiemubingdetieqiutoudiaoluozaidishangle。

kanzheshencaiyichangkuiwu,zhangxiangyouxionghandezhaoyong,yufuhedeyiluosuo,shousongkaileshengyudebanjiebabing。

“gunyibianqu!”qinlichimadao。

zhaoyongdixiatou,mobuzuoshengdetuidaoleyipang。

“什么人?”

youyigezhangshenyuli,xiangmaobaixiruya,dayuesanshisuinianjidenanrenconglimianmanmandezouleguolai。

“qinli,zheigerennizhidaoshisheima?

tajiushiqiyuanshidiyishoufulinxianyuedeerzilinyichen!

zhenggeqiyuanyoutouyoulianderenwu,yousheijianletabugonggongjingjingdehanshangyishenglinshao!

hehe,ninengredeqitama?

nizhipeigongtajianta,runi!”

yufuzhizhepangbiandenianqingnanzishuo,lianshangbujuedeluchuyifenzihaodexiaorong。

jiaolinyichendenanzigaotaizhexiaba,bikongliaotian,yicezuijiaoshangyangqi,

shibaijinglianshangguazheyifuqingmieshizudexiaorong,

weimizheyishuangxiazhangdeyanjingdaliangzheqinli。

duandeyifuqingshiaowudezitai。

“nijiushineigechuanshuozhongdelaihamachishangtianeroudebaoan?

yigeyidingshizushangshaolebabeizigaoxiangcairangniyouxingruzhuidaoyujiadefeiwu!

niyaozaizheilieqianduiba!

说吧!

yaoduoshaoqiannicainenglikaiyuxin?”

“什么?”

qinlideheiyaoshibandemouzizhong,youmofengmang,yishanershi。