“啊呀！”
yishengcanhao，malanhuadaofeichuqulezuyousansimi，feishuodedadinghutongyishengzazaidishang，shenshangdeqipaozilaladebengkailehaoduochu！
wangpangzichaojiwulaidezhizhemalanhuakuangpen：“biyanglaoniangmenerhaigangenwosapo？niyebudatingdating，zheishilibacunsheiyouwopo？”
“aiyamaya，sharenla……erzia，nidaoshidairengantaya……wangsiligan，**suanwode……”
malanhuazuozaidishangwuzheduzi，bapofudexingxiangbiaoxiandelinlijinzhi！
“**，ji**ta！”
xinniangdegegemabinzhongyukaishifabiaole，yaozhidaozheijiahuozaixianchenglikeshihunde，tadailaidezheixiesuoweideniangjiarendangzhong，qishiyouhenduodoushitadehupenggouyou。
“干他！”
“弄他……”
“sipangzi，nijintiansuanshitanshangdashierle……”
yibangdabandeliuliliuqidejiahuo，aoaojiaozhejiuchongxianglewangpangzi。
“等等！”
wangpangziturantaishoujiaoting。
“zadi，zheijiutamasongle？”
zuixianchongguolaidemabin，haizhenjiujushoujiaotingle。
wangpangzimeijizhedalimabin，ershizhuanshenchaoxianglesunjiarenzheibian，tarenzhendekanzhecunzhangliangkouzi，biaoqingyansudeshuo：“shu，shener，wojiuwennimenyigeshier，dounaochengzheibiyangle，zheihunzandaodihaijiebujiele？”
“bujiele，woyageneryemeiqiaoshangneinvde，douguaizhangshengneibizaizimozhengleya……”
cunzhangdelaopohaobuyouyudejiujichuledaan。
“aiya，nibizuiba！”
haisuanlizhidesunlaoletuiletalaopoyiba，yilianchourongdekanxiangwangpangzi：“bujieledaoyexing，fanzhengyezugoudiurendele，keshianmenjiletamenshibawanbadecailia！”
wangpangzishunjianjiutingmingbaile，henzixindexiaozheshuo：“shu，zhiyaonimentongyibujielejiuxingle，shengxiadeshierjiaojiwo……”
“几个意思啊？”
jiuzhanzaiwangpangzishenhoudemabin，tingqinglezheifanduihuazhihou，jingshiluchuleyifuchouwulaidezuilian，lianshangjingranhaiguazhexiao。
wangpangzizhuanshen，shangxiadaliangzhemabin：“nisheiya？”
“我新娘她哥！”
“a，nishuolesuanbu？”
“那必须的！”
“xing，neiwojiudaibiaolaosunjiahenilaolao，zheihunanmenbujiele，renshiwodade，nixiangzabaofuwodouxing，danshinidebacailiqianjianmentuihuilai。”
“啊哈哈哈……”
mabinturandaxiaoleqilai，tazhuanshenkanxiangquandouyijingcouguolailedemajiaren，dashengdeyaohe：“dahuoerkedoutinghaolea，renjialaosunjiashuozheigehunbujiele，wojiuwennimen，tongyibutongyi？”
“啥？不结了？”
“**，neitaihaoleya！”
“tongyi，bixutongyi……”
anlishuoyinggaifennudemajiaren，jingrantongyidebaofachulehuanhusheng？
youcikejian，majiazheibangrendoubabudezheihunbujieleya，fanzhengshibawanbarenjiadouyijingchuaidouliqule……
mabinhuihuishou，zaicidahan：“renjiahaishuole，rangzanbacailiqiantuihuiqu，wozaiwennimen，tongyibutongyi？”
“门儿也没有啊！”
“他们想屁吃呢！”
“hunkeyibujie，danshicailineishiyifenqianyebuhuituide……”
majiarenfeichangyizhidejichuledaan，bulunnannvlaoshao，quandoushiyifuchouwulaidejiashi，jiuhaoxiangzheizhongshiqingtamenxiyiweichangyiyang！
mabinzhuanhuishenlaikanzhewangpangzi，yilianxiaozhangdeshuo：“tingjianmeiyou，yifenqianyebuhuituide，budanbutuiqian，nimenjintiansheiyebiexianghao，nimenzhidaowoshisheibu？songshuxianbeixinqudabinzijiushiwo，wotama……”
“xinglenikebiebibile，wozhidaonitingniubile！”
wangpangziyanfandebaileduifangyiyan，taodoumochuleyihezhoubabadexiangyan。
“不结了是吧？”
turanyigecierdenvshengxiangqi。
yuanbenbujiliangwanjiujianjuebuxiachedexinniangzi，zhongyuzhudongdetiaoxialeche！
xinniangziliangshoutizhequnzi，nongzhuangyanmodelianshangmanshibuxie，danbudebushuo，zheinvdebulunshishencaihaishizhangxiang，neidoutingzhaolaoyemenerxihande，youqishitadeyishuanghuliyan，touzheyiguziyanbuzhudesaojinger！
“**，不错啊！”
“queshibucuo，shencaidaijinger，zhayeda……”
“zhenbukuishidangguo**de，chouzhejiusaohonghongde！”
cunminmenshunjianjiuxixuleqilai，xianzaisuoyourendouyijingzhidaozheigehunkenengbujiele，suoyiyejiububigujineimeduole。
“yanzi，nikesuanxiacheleyanzi……”
**hehedesunzhangsheng，kulieliedepaoxianglexinniang。
xiaomingjiaoyanzidexinniangyingmianshanglai，chaozhesunzhangshengtaishoujiuchou。
啪！
“sunzhangsheng，zheihunbujielekeshinishuode，bujietaihaole，jiunizheibiyangde，wotamakanzhedouexin！”
chuchangjiushanglesunzhangshengyigezuibazideyanzi，liaoxiayijuhenhuazhihou，zhuanshenjiuzou。
“你别走啊燕子！”
sunzhangshengyegubushanglianteng，ganmangzhuishangqulazhuletashenaidenvren，huoxianggewonangfeiyiyangdeaiqiuzhe：“bushiwoshuodebujieya，shineigepangzishuodeya，yanzinibiezou，woqiuqiunile，nizoulewokezenmehuoa……”
yanziyanfandezhengtuolesunzhangshengdeshou，zhuanshenchaozhetadekudangjiuti！
噗！
“**aisibusi，gunyuandian，**！”
yanzitiwanyijiao，zhuanshenjixuzou。
“yayayaya……aiyamaya……”
sunzhangshengcanhaozhewuzhulekudang，ranhoubiaoqingkaishiniuqu，zhihoushentikaishiquansuo，zuihougudongyishengshuaizaidishangdaqilegun！
“maxiaoyan？shinimamaxiaoyan？”
wanquanwushisunzhangshengdewangpangzi，turanchaozheyanzidebeiyinghanleqilai。
“嗯？”
maxiaoyanshenxingyizhi，zhoumeizhuanguoshenlai，shangxiadaliangzhezheigekanzheyouxiexiqingdepangzi，chayidewen：“nirenshiwo？”
“wodetian，zhenshiniyamaxiaoyan！”
wangpangzikuaisudemaizhexiaosuibushangqian，yishuangyanjing**xialiude，haobukeqidexinshangzheduifangdelianggedazha！
“你到底谁呀？”
maxiaoyanmingxianbunaifanle。
“woshinidedabaobaoya！”
wangpangzibiaoxiandegengjiadebuyaolianle。
“**，有病！”
maxiaoyanmaleyizui，zhuanshenyouyaozou。
wangpangziturandahanleqilai：“woqinaidemaxiaoyan，nilianwodourenbuchulailema？nibushizaixianlidexitoufanglidang**dema？woqupiaoguonihaojicini，nishibushijiedeketaiduobawojiwangleya？”
“你……”
maxiaoyanmengranzhuanshen，dengdaleshuangyankanzhewangpangzi，manliandoushijinge！
majiarentinglewangpangzidezheifanhua，quandouyiliandeheixian！
cunminmentinglezheifanhua，zirandexiangqileyipianxixusheng！
dishangwuzhedangdesunzhangshengyebudagunle，tabiaoqingniuquzheyaoyaqiechidedengzhewangpangzi，yanshenzhongsihuchuxianleshaqi，sheirangzheigaisidepangzipiaoguotashenaidenvrenni！
wangpangzihenrenzhendekanzhemaxiaoyan，yibenzhengjingdeshuo：“wodeyanzia，nibuhuizhenbanidedabaobaojiwangleba？wojideniyiqianzongxihuankuawolaizhe，kuawojingdahuohaobuhunong……”