第5章
“庄志鹏？”
“zhuangshaojingranyelaiheshoule，linlaotaiyemianzihaodaa！”
qianlaiheshoudeqitajiazudaibiao，yizhensaodong，jingtanlianlian，tamendadoushixiaomenxiaozu，pingshigenbenmeijihuijiandaozhuangjiazheiyangzhunyiliujiazudeshaoye。
linhuixuanjiandaozhuangzhipenglaile，dunshimeifeisewu，lianmangqishenyingguolai，henbudetiezhuangzhipengshenshang，qinnidao：“zhipeng，nilaizhiqianzenmeyebutongzhiwoyisheng？”
zhuangzhipengzailinhuixuanshenshanghenhendingyiyan，suihouniutoukanjianlezisegengshengyichoudelinyunshu，taidudunshilengxialai，“linxiaojie，qingnizizhong。”
zhuangzhipengyibatuikailinhuixuan，suihouzoudaolinyunshushenpang。
linhuixuanqidebeichichadianmeiyaosuile，ananfashidao：“linyunshu，woyaonisi！”
zhuangzhipengshizhunyiliujiazudedashaoye，youshizhuangjiaweilaidejichengren，linlaotaiyelinhongmaoziranbugandaiman，qinziyingleguolai。
zhuangzhipengmeixiandalilinhongmao，ershiniutoukanxianglinyunshu，zheiranglinhongmaohenshiganga。
“buhaoyisi，yunshu，wolaiwanle，wojilaoyezizhunbeidedali，buzhidaonimenshoumeishoudao？”zhuangzhipengjinliangrangzijixiandeshenshi，yuqiqingroudao。
zhuangzhipengyueshiguitianlinyunshu，linhuixuanjiuyueshishengqi，erzaiyipanggeshanguanhudoudelinsicongjiuyueshigaoxing。
掐！
往死里掐！
掐死一个少一个！
linsicongzuijiaogouchuyimodeyiweixiao。
“dali？”jixiuyundunshijinghuyisheng，“zhuangshao，mobushigangcaineifendalishinisonglaide？”
jixiuyunyuexiangyuejuedeneisankuaijinbianshizhuangshaoyetuoguanxisongde，tamenlaishizuodeneiliangshoubeiquzongfuzerendezhuanche，jiushizhuangshaoyeanpaide。
zhuangshaoyejirannenganpaishoubeiquzongfuzerendezhuanche，neimeyishoubeiquzongfuzerendemingyijilaoyezisongjikuaijinbianbingfeinanshi。
“meicuo，kanyangzinimenyijingshoudaole。”zhuangzhipengxiaodao。
“zheimeshuozhenshinisongdele？”jixiuyunzaisanquerendao。
zhuangzhipenglengxiashen，jiranshidali，zaizuozheixielajidangransongbuqile，neimeyidingjiushitasongde，“dangranshiwole，buransheihaiyouzheizhongnengli！”
轰！
zhuangzhipengdehuayouruyikezhadan，zaiyilouyanhuitinglishunjianzhakai！
“yuanlaisongshanshoubeituansongjilinlaotaiyeneisankuaijinbian，jingranshizhuangshaoyeanpaide！”
“zhuangshaoyehaizhenshiyouxina！”
“doushuozhuangshaoyekanshanglelaoerjianeiyatou，wohaibuxin，xianzaikanlaichuanwenshizhendele！”
“laoerjianeiyatouruoshinengjiaruzhuangjia，neimelinjiarihoutengfeiqibushizhirikedaile？”
“neikebu，linjiaqilai，womenyejiugenzhehaole！”
linmingdehejixiuyundunshiyisaolianshangdetuiran，gaoangqinaodai，youruhuoshenggongji。
“yuanlaineisankuaijinbianshizhuangshaosongde，wojiushuoma，yiwodangnianzaibianfanghuweiduidejibie，haishoubuqi‘jiangmenzhijia’zheijigezi，zhuangshaozhenshizheshawole。”linhongmaobigongbijingdao，nengrangsongshanshoubeituanzongfuzerensongchusankuaijinbian，kanlaizhuangjiadeshiliyijingyuanchaowaijiepingjia，zaojiuyijingburuyiliujiazu。
zhuangzhipengmanyidiandiantou，kemashangjuechachubudui，“jinbian？shenmejinbian？”
jixiuyunxiaodao：“xingle，zhuangshaonijiubiezhuangle，wozhidaonixiangjiwomenjiayunshuyigejingxi，nizuodaole！”
linmingdesuishengxiaodao：“shia，zhuangshao，buguangshiyunshu，womenzhenggelinjiadouxihuannisongdezheifendali！”
zhuangzhipengyoudianmeng，buguojiranyunshuyexihuan，neimetagancuijiuchengrenxialai，fanzhengyemeiyourenlaigentaqiang。
jiusuanyourenlaile，yitazaisongshandeshenfen，dakeyizhiluweima，liaoxiangyebuhuiyourenganzhiyita！
“e，nishuoneisankuaijinbiana？meicuo，neijiushiwojilaoyezizhunbeidedali，yunshunikexihuan？”zhuangzhipengxiaodao。
“zhenshinisongde？”linyunshuyanshenzhongchongmanhuaiyi。
“dangranle，buranhaiyousheinengyouzheizhongshili？”zhuangzhipengpaizhexiongkoubaozhengdao。
linyunshuyanjiaoyuguangsaoleyiyanxiangfeiyu，jiantazhengzaidakuaiduoshuobazhepanzilidecai，buyoudetanlekouqi。
真是人比人得死啊！
xiangfeiyucongzuotianwanshangyizhidaoxianzai，yikoufanyemeichi，daoshizhenele。
zhuangzhipengzhuyidaolinyunshudemuguang，xieyankanxiangxiangfeiyu，“zheixiaozisheia？”
linhuixuanlianmangpaoguolai，“zhipeng，yaoshuozheiweikeshidayoulaitou！”
“e？shima？”zhuangzhipengmanlianbuxie，zaizheilihaiyoubitalaitougengdama？
linhuixuandayoushenyikanxianglinyunshuyijia，linmingdehejixiuyunfufuerrenlianseyouruchishiyibannankan，“tadangranjiushiwomenlinyunshulindameinvdelaogong！”
什么？
林云舒的老公？
难道放出来了？
zhongrenyizhenjinghu，fenfenbamuguangzhuandaoxiangfeiyushenshang。
“huixuan！”linhongmaojuedemianziyouxieguabuzhu。
linhuixuanjuezuidao：“yeye，zheidoushenmeshihoule，ninhaiyaohuzhetama？tagangcaibudandalewo，haiduisongshanshoubeiqudezhongjihuweizhangbujing，nandaozheixienindouwanglema？”
linhongmaomianruqiese，shuobuchudenankan。
zhuangzhipengdayaodabaizoudaoxiangfeiyushenbian，biyidao：“nijiushiyunshuqianfu？”
xiangfeiyumentoubalapanzilidefan，meiyoudalizhuangzhipeng。
zhuangzhipenglianshangdunshixianchuyimonurong，paizhuohoudao：“nierduolongma？”
xiangfeiyujingjingdibawanzuihouyikoufan，youdagebaoge，bujinbumandao：“bushiqianfu，shihefazhangfu。”
“放屁！”
zhuangzhipengzuijiaodunshiyichou，“benshaoshuonishiqianfunijiushi，bushiyeshi！
benshaozaisongshanshihediweizhongsuozhouzhi，jiuliansongshanshoubeiqudezongfuzerendoudejimianzi，buranniyiweineisankuaijinbiansheidounengyaochulai？
shixiangdijiuganjingenyunshubahunlile，benshaohaikeyiraoniyitiaogouming，ruruoburan，xinbuxinbenshaodangchangzhuleni！”
xiangfeiyulengjinghuidao：“niquedingneisankuaijinbianshinisongde？”
linhuixuanjixiaodao：“bushizhuangshaosongde？”
哈哈！
cihuayichu，dunshiyinlaiyipianchixiao。
“queshibushiwosongde。”xiangfeiyudandandao。
linhuixuanbaiyiyanxiangfeiyu，biyilenghengdao：“liangniyemeizheigedanliangchengren！”
“zhunquedeshuoneisankuaijinbianshisongjiwode！”xiangfeiyujiuzhengdao。
“shenme？nigangcaishuoshenme？”linhuixuanxiaoleidunshijiubenliuchulai。
linjiarenheneixiewaizudaibiaoyedoukuailefengle。
“neisankuaijinbianyaoshisongjinide，wojiaonibaba！”yourenrangrangdao。
zhuangzhipengjixiaodao：“nishuoxiahuayebuxianguoguonaozi，haisongjinide？niyiweinisheia？shuweiqudezhanshenma？”
“nishizenmezhidao？”xiangfeiyuyibenzhengjingdao
zhuangzhipengchadianmeilechouguoqu。
linjiaheneixiewaizudaibiaoledeqianyanghouhe，xiaoleidoubiaochulaile，zheijueduishitamenzheibeizitingguozuidadexiaohua。
zheirenmobushigejingshenbingba？
“shaziruguonishishuweiquzhanshen，wojiushitianwanglaozi！”
“neiwohaishiyuhuangdadi！”
linhongmaojianzhuangbizichadianmeiqiwaile，haohaoyigeshengriyan，jiurangxiangfeiyujijiaohele！
“xiangfeiyu！nijiwozhukou！”
linhongmaoqidehunshenfadou，yongliqiaoxiangshouzhongdetieguai，“nisuanshenmedongxi，zhiderenjiajinisongsankuaijinbian？
你给我滚！
马上滚！
womenlinjiameiyounizheiyangderen！”
linyunshudunshijuedelianmianfashao，yanhanleishui，nuqibuzhengdao：“xiangfeiyu，wozuomengyemeixiangdaozailimiandailebanian，nihuibianchengzheigeyangzi？nitairangwoshiwangle！”
说完。
林云舒负气而去。
“云舒？”
xiangfeiyuzaihongtangchaoxiaoshengzhongzhuilechuqu。
tamenqianjiaoganglikailongtengshanzhuang，gangcaineimingliangmaoerdezhongjihuweirenyuanbianjiashizhegangtiejushou，querfufan，chuangrushanzhuang。
linjiarenjiansongshanshoubeituanderenquerfufan，buyoudeyijing，lianmangyingleguolai。
zaizuodesuoyoubinkerushuqishen，jinsuilinhongmaoshenhou。
zhuangzhipengyeshouqiyilianchaofeng，dairenyingguoqu。
“zhongjihuweizhang，ninzheishi？”linhongmaokangangcaihaihaohaodeliangmaoerzhongjihuweizhang，lianshangchanzhebengdai，biqinglianzhong，xianrangangcaibeizouguo，nanmianyouxiechayi。
“fengshangjimingling，bajinbianshouhuiqu！”zhongjihuweizhangzhidiyoushengdao。