第2章 戴绿帽

shaojiyuanshangqian,yinlengdekanzheshenan。

“shenan,nirangwodailvmaozi,nihaiyoulianshuojiazhuang,jiunineidianjiazhuangyewufamibuduiwoshanghai“jiyuan,womeiyou……”

“没有?”

shenandeshangyibeishaojiyuanzhuazhu,yongliyiche,xiongqiandeyifudunshibeichepo,**dejifushangluchuyipianpianwenhen。

“ruguowonazheneixiezhaopianheshipinqufayuan,nicaifaguanhuizenmepan,daoshihounishenbiandepengyouyouhuizenmekanni。”

“buyaoshuole,buyaoshuole,wo、qianzi……”

shenanjuewangdekuqilai,zuowandeshiqingtabuzhidaozenmehuishi,nandaohezuile,wurubierendefangjian。

toutengdelihai,wanquanlibuqingtouxu。

yanqiandenanren,yiwangneiyangdewenroutitie,tayiweitamenyizhihenxiangai,meiyouxiangdao,fanliandeshihoubisheidouhen。

ruguojintiantabuqianzi,hezhijingshenchuhu,haihuichoumingyuanyang,mingshengsaodi。

yonglideyaozhuchun,zhandoudenaqibi,zailihunshushangqianxiashenanerzi。

shaojiyuanjianglihunxieyishunazaishouli,yanzhongshanguoyimofuzahewuqing。

“不送。”

呵!

shenanxinshengkuxiao,xianzaidetahezhiqiandeta,panruoliangren。

leishuibuzhengqideluoxialai,liejudezhuanshenchaozhemenkouzouqu。

zhishi,lianggexiaoshihou,tawunaiyouhuidaoshaojia,ruguobushiyinweihuzhaoheshenfenzhengwangjinazou,tazheibeizidoubuxiangzaihuidaozheili。

tazhandouzhe,taishouqiaomen,meirenyingsheng,shenxiyikouqi,tuimenzoujinqu,jiutingdaowoshifangxiangchuanlaishaoerbuyideshengyin。

“jiyuan,neige**zongsuangundanle。”

“baobei,bietineigesaobaxing,shafengjing,zanmenjixu。”

shenanshenziyiyaohuang,chadianyundao,taqianjiaogangzou,dipanjiubeirenbazhan,erqietamendetanhuafangfoyibadaocijintadexinzang。

gangcaishuohuadenanrenzhenshishaojiyuanma?

心痛得无法呼吸!

menglituikaimen,ruyan,yinanyinv,yishangyixia。

chuangshangderenxianranmeiyouxiangdaotahuihuilai,jiuzailiangrenhaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou,shenanchaoqisaobachaozhetamenzaqu。

shineidunshichuanlaicaozajiaomasheng,henkuaitashouzhongdesaobabeiduozou,tengtongxilai,shaojiyuankuzidoumeiyouchuanjiuchaozhetaxilai。

“shaojiyuan,nizhenrangwoexin,bawodejiazhuanghaijiwo。”

“**,niyijingqianzi,lihunxieyishushangmingquexiezhenihunneichugui,jingshenchuhu。zhidaoweishenmelaoziyizhibupengnima?yinweitacaishiwozuiaidenvren,zheigejiayijinghenimeiyourenheguanxi,mashanggundan。”

“**,wozheibeiziyebuxiangzaijiandaoni,wolainawodezhengjian。”

“拿了证件快滚。”

shenancongchoutilizhaodaotadeshenfenzhenghehuzhao,zhuanshenlikaishi,yanleihaishibuzhengqideliuxialai。

tagangzoudaomenwai,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaishengyin。

“jiyuan,neigejiannvrenzuowankendinghenshuang,niqiaojiantabozishangneixiewenhenlema?”

“zuowandenanrenshiniulang,kendinghuiwan,zenme,niyexiangrangwojinikenyiken。”

“讨厌。”

henkuaiwoshichuanlaibukanruerdeshengyin,shenankuzhepaochuqu。

pianju,yuanlaiyiqiedoushipianju。

tasuoweidexingfudoushijiaxiang。

geng**tadeshiniulangerzi,tadediyicijuranjileniulang。

一个牛郎?

gangpaochushaojia,shenankandaoshaojiyuandemamacongwaimianhuilai,yibianjiangdianhua,tahuangmangdeduozaiyikedashuhou。

“nizuowandebiaoxianhenhao,shengxiadeqianyijingdajini,neige**yijinggundan。”

轰!

shenantingdaozheigexiaoxi,touchadianzhakai。

tawanquanshikongle,chaozhejiangdianhuadenvrenchongguoqu。

“nimenweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo?zuowande**shishei?”

tafafengdehoujiao,yilianchuandedaji,rangtajihubengkui。

“**,nizenmehaizaizheili,kuaigun,zuihaogundeyueyuanyuehao。”

“wohennimen,wohennimen!”

“woerziduinihenkeyila,tahuagaojiazhaoleyizhiya,jushuoneirenhuohenhao,shengyihenmang。”

“我要告你们。”

“quba,nizuihaozhaodaozhengjuzaiqu,buranjiunineixiezhaopianheshipin,nijueduikeyihongbianwangluo。”

tingdaotazheimeshuo,shenanhedexianghoudaotuijibu。

tabixukuaidianlikaizheili,zheixierenhaobeibi,xianhaita,haixianggaochouta。

tayaolikaizheigeshangxindi,yongyuanlikai。