wozheijuhua，xiangyikeshenshuizhadan，zaijijingdedatinglizhakai。
谭萍愣住了。
张少杰也愣住了。
“ni……ni***！”tanpingzuixianfanyingguolai，tazhizhezhangshaojie，fangfozhuazhulezuihouyigenjiumingdaocao，“yunshengshijiegede！farendaibiaoshitademingzi！genniyoushenmeguanxi！”
“farendaibiao？”woqingxiaoyisheng，xiaoyiquebinglengcigu，“niyiwei，yigemingzi，jiudaibiaoleyiqie？”
wozoudaozhangshaojiemianqian，kanzhetaneizhanghaowuxuesedelian。
“zhangshaojie，wowenni，dangchuzhucegongsideneiwuqianwanqidongzijin，shisheijinide？”
zhangshaojiedeshentihuanglehuang，zuichunnieruzhe，shuobuchuhua。
“wozaiwenni，yunshengzheigepinpai，conglogosheji，daofuwulinian，daoyunyingshouce，shisheiaolesangeyuetongxiao，yigeziyigezixiechulaide？”
tadelianse，youbailejifen。
“wozuihouwenni，kaiyezhichu，meiyouyigekeren，shisheidongyongzijisuoyouderenmai，qinglailemanchengdemingliu，weinizhantai，chengqileyunshengzuichudechangmian？”
zhangshaojiezhongyudixiatou，jianbangjuliedizhandouzhe，zaiyebugankanwodeyanjing。
tanpingkanzhetadefanying，lianshangdexueseyidiandiantunqu，yizhongjudadekonghuang，kazhuleta。
“bu……bukeneng……”tanannanziyu，haizaizuozhezuihoudezhengzha。
womeizailihuita，ershizhuanxiangsongyifeng。
“shenjijieguo，chulailema？”
songyifengdiandiantou，jiangshoulidepingbandiannaozhuanxiangzhongren。
pingmushang，shiyifenchumujingxindebaogao。
“jingchubuhecha，yanchengfenhuisuo，zaitanpingnvshidanrenyunyingjingliqijian，cunzaiyixiayanzhongweiguixingwei。”
“diyi，sizigenghuanzongbuzhidingdefaguohuangshiyuyongxiangfengongyingshang，gaiyongguochanlianjiatidaipin，congzhongmouliyuesanbaisishiwanyuan。”
“dier，yizhuangxiuhaosunweiming，xubaozhangmu，jiangmingguizitanmupingfenggenghuanweiputonghongmu，chajiagaodawubaiwanyuan。”
“disan，yeshizuiyanzhongdeyitiao，eyicuangaihuiyuanguanlixitong，sheliduozhongshoufeixianjing，zhenduifeihexinhuiyuanjinxingwuchabiezaike，feifasuode，chubugujichaoguoyiqianliangbaiwanyuan。”
songyifengmeinianchuyitiao，tanpingdeliansejiubaiyifen。
dangzuihouyitiaonianwan，tazhenggerendoutanruanlexiaqu，neisangezhuangzhexianjindexiangzi，congtawulideshouzhonghualuo，kuangdangyishengzazaidishang，qizhongyigexiangzidesuokoubeishuaikai，hongsede***sanluoyidi。
讽刺至极。
tachuxinjilvelaideqian，zuizhongchengleyakuatadezuihouyigendaocao。
datingli，siyibandejijing。
suoyourendouyongyizhongkanlajideyanshen，kanzhetanzaidishangdetanping。
zhangshaojiegengshimianrusihui，tawuzhezui，shentiyaoyaoyuzhui。
tahuoxuzhidaotanpingyouxiexiaodongzuo，dantajuemeixiangdao，tajingranzaitadeyanpizidixia，zhukonglezhengge“yunsheng”。