“shaonian，zheishinisiwohuodexiuxianlu，woruoliuqing，shiguwucundejiushini。”
chengyushijishidaodejianxiu，danshitaduidashijieshiwuqingdaoxiushiderenzhiyizhizhishitingliuzaitouxianshang，bingmeiyoushenmezhenqingshigan。
bijing，congtatarubaishijinruneimenkaishi，jiweishixiongshijiefuzedaitadeyibufengongke，conglaidoushirenzhenfuzede，kexiahaihuidaizhetayiqiwan。
dashijiegengshiyizhidouxiaomimide，suiranchushouchengfarendeshihoucongbushouruan，danshirichangdegaodianlingshi，naizhigeweishidishimeimendeshengchenliwuchushoudoushifenyongxinqiedafang。
chengyucongmeiyoujuedezheigenianjibitaxiaodanshishilishifenqianghandeshijieheqitaxiushiyoushenmequbie，danshijintian，tajianshidaodashijieyichushouyijibizhongdeshilizhihou，tazhijuedeshizaishi
——太酷辣！
“shijie，shijie，ninengbunenggaosuwonishizenmebandaodea？”shaonianrutongyizhixingfendehashiqijidaoxiaoyunjingshenbiandiediebuxiudixunwen。
xiaoyunjingtiaoletiaomei，zhizhechuangshanghaikunzaimengyanzhizhongqianmiangui，dandandikaikou：“yongtadebanfa。”
“……nishishuoyongfeiluohua？”chengyujingyididengdaleyanjing，jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
“zhunquelaishuojinxingleyixiegaidong，tazheigeshouduanyoudianluowule，xianjindemoxiuyijingfamingchuxindeyongfa。”
“birushuo，yongmilizhideziyehunhefeiluohuajiukeyidazaoyigepimeixianshihuanjing，tongshijiangmilizhidemuzhicharuhuanmujingzhong，jiukeyiweiguanbierendemengjingle。budebushuo，shifentiancaidefaming，bushima？”
xiaoyunjingsixiaofeixiaodikanzhechengyu。
chengyulianshangdebiaoqingniuquleyike，ranhouganbabadifuhedao：“……de，dequehenlihai。”
jieguoxiayimiao，yigezhongzhongdebaolijiuzadaoletatoushang。
“有趣你个头啊！”
“jiangmengshishudeyaoxueke，nishixuedeyouduochajinga，caihuixiangxinzheimelipudehua。haimilizhidemuzhicharuhuanmujing，wosuikouyibiannijiuxin！”
“ninengkanjiantademengjingshiyinweiniershixiongdezhenfa。dangranhaishiyongdaolemilizhihefeiluohua，woqianbanjumeiyoupianni。”
xiaoyunjingzhizhebianbuzhenggefangjiandejinsefazhen，jieshidao：“woxianshiyongmilizhijiangditadewugan，xiqutadebufenmoqi，yaowuweimiaodemabixiaoguohuishitachuyuyigepibeihunluandezhuangtai，jinjiezhe，tatajinmanshifeiluohuahuafendefangjian，tajinrufangjiandeneiyikeqi，yiqiejiudoushihuanjue，taziranjiuchajuebudaofazhendecunzai。”
“feiluohuafenzaizhongxinkaihuazhiqianshiwusewuwei，danshiweilezhegaimilizhideweidao，wohaiteyizaigaodianhunhelenidashixiongdedeyizhifan。”
chengyuweiweiququdirouzhezijideetou，“keshi，neibushimoxiudewanyima？ninalilaide？”
“erqie，menguilibushiyouguidingbuxuyongma？”
“laizhiqian，zhuadaoleyipimoxiu，congtamenshoulichashoude。zhiyumengui……”xiaoyunjingweiweiyangmei，xiaodeshifenweimiao，“wohuiqujiuqulingfa。danshi，nihaoxianghenjingya，nandaolanyushishumeiyougaosunima？”
“zainilaizhiqian，womensangecaishikunlunyoumingderehuodawang。”
“suoyi，xiele，shidi。”xiaoyunjingpailepaichengyudejianbang，weiweiyixiao。
程昱顿时呆若木鸡。
？？？
什么玩意？
bushishuoshikunlundemofandizima？
qianmianguichuangshang，fensedefeiluohuakaideruhuorutu，zhitiaoshenrudetadeshenti，congtadexueroulijiquyingyang。
judadehuaxinyizhangyihejiantuchujuliangdehuafen，quebeilaolaodikunzaijinsedetoumingqiangnei，yisiyihaodoutoulubuchulai。
“dashijie，yijingzhaodaole，qianzhongtongguoranbingbuzaitadeyanjing，ershibeirongjintazuobei。”
nazhetancefaqideqingnianxiushixingchongchongdizhijixiaoyunjingkan。
“buguo，zheiyangdehua，jiubuhaojiangqianzhongtongcongtashentiliqulaile。”
“meiguanxi，zheigejingufazhenshichidaoshishuzhishou，jibiantaxinglaiyebukenengjiezhuqianzhongtongtaodiao。”xiaoyunjingkanzheqianmianguidezuobei，weiweimiqiyanjing。
zheiyangyigejikeyiwanmeiweizhuang、younengbangzhuzhurenduoguohuashenqidezhuishachenggongtaopaode“shen”qi，zaiqianmianguiyongzhiqian，congweiyouguofengsheng，zenmexiangzenmejuedeguiyi。
xiaoyunjingjiuzheimejingjingdingzheqianmianguidezuobei，xintouturanyongxianchuyigumaogusongrandeganjue，sihuyoushenmekepadedongxizaidingzheta。
buxing，jibianyouchidaoshishudezhenfazai，tahaishijuedebuan，bunengrangzheiwanyijixuliuzaiqianmianguideshentili……
“feiluohuaxishouwantatineidemoqihaixuyaoduojiu？”
xiaoyunjingmianseningzhongdixunwenkanshoufazhendexiushimen。
“zhishaoxuyaobangeshichen。”
qianmianguishihuashenchuqidexiushi，xiangyaopotadehutimoqizaizuoderendouhaibugouge，benlaidasuanyongfeiluohuaxi，danshixianzaikanlai，zheizhaohaishitaimanle。
taxinlidebuanyuelaiyuezhong，buxing，kanlaihaishiyaosuzhansujue。
xiaoyunjingcongqiankunjiezhongquchusangedaxiaobuyidezhenpan，yicijiezhen，dazhenfugaizhengzuoxianzhou，zhongzhenfugaisuoyouxiaohaidefangjian，xiaozhenhuzhufangjianneidesuoyouxiushi。
“suoyouren，daizailimianbuyaochulai。”
“是。”
xiaoyunjingningshizhekaideruhuorutudefeiluohua，shizhiyuzhongzhijianyidaohuofuranjin，lansedeyihuoluozaifeiluohuashang，xunsuranshaoqilai，jihuzhayanjianjian，jiuyaocanshidaijin。
jiuzaifeiluohuafumiedeshunjian，yidaodaizheleitingzhilidejianguangkanxiangleqianmianguideshoubei，tianjizhizhong，huyouleishengzhaxiang，shunjianwuyunzheyue，niaoshoutaocuan，xianzhouzaizheigukepadeliliangxiaweiweizhandou，yidaozijitianleizihuanyuerlai，guanpowuding，bansuijianguangtongshiluoxia，jingzhundimingzhongqianmianguidezuobei。
“啪。”
duanbeigunluoshunjian，jiuzaitianfazhilixiabianchenglehuijin。
“a！wodeshoubei！wodefaqi！”
qianmianguicongmengyanzhongjingxing，tongbuyushengdekanzhezijishaochenghuijindeyoubei，shuangmuchihong，chouhendikanzhexiaoyunjing，tongkudihandao：“woyaoshaleni！a！”
kezhanzaicengcengleiguangzhizhongdejianxiushaonvzhishitaimouhenpingjingdikanletayiyan，shandianzhaozaitacangbaidelianseshang，zhiyourubingshanyibandelengji。jinjiezhetazaileishengdehongmingzhizhongyueqi，youshiyidaokuairushandiandejianguang。
buguo，zheiyiciduizhundeshiqianmianguidexinzang……
qianmianguijiancirutongpifuhanshu、tangbeidangcheyibandejudong，chixiaochusheng，tashenzhimeiyouduokai，jiutangerhuangzhidezuozaineili，yongmoqizhuchengyidaohutigangqi，“yigezhujidayuanmandehuangmaoxiaoeryeganlai……pu！”
qianmianguidengdaleyanjing，buganzhixindikanzheshaonvdejianqingeryijudichuantouletadexinzang，xianxuebengjian，luozaishaonvlianshang，beitayilianlengmodimodiao。
“nishixiangshuo，jibianniyinweifeiluohuaxiuweijiangdaoyuanying，yebushiwozheizhongzhujiqidexiaoxiamikeyitiaoxinde？”
shaonvwaizhetou，mianwubiaoqingdelianshangzhongyuluchudiandianxiaoyi，zhishineixiaorongzhongqueshirufengrumanglinlieeryaoyandeaoqi。
“neishinibudong，sancidahuilianqizhonghuizhujidayuanmandehanjinliang。”
shaonvbachujian，qingmiaodanxieditonglanletadeyuanying。
qianmianguizhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoxieshenme，keyanqianbaiguangshanguo，shunjianmeileqixi。
tasiqiannaohaizhongzuihoudehuamianshishaonvmianwubiaoqingditizhejian，jugaolinxiadikanzheta，“erensiqiandechanhuishimeiyouyiyide。”
“wocaibuhuijinifanpandejihui。”
taqingxiaoleyisheng，taishoubulezuihouyidao，shouzhongniejue，yihuoshengqi，rangtadeyuanyingzaizhihuozhizhongyidiandianranchenglehuijin。
qianmianguizhisiyebumingbai，weishenmezheigezhengdaobuantaoluchupai，xinbitazheigemoxiuhaiyaohen……
cishi，fengyinzhidizhong，heipaolaozhemuguangdahai，tamengdituchuyikouxianxue，laibujidiaozheng，jiugongjingdiguidi，chaoshenpangdeshaonianqingzui：“shaozhushuzui，shuxiawuneng，qianmotongyihui，womenwufazaijiecikuishiwaijiedeqingkuang。”
“e？”shaoniantaishoumanbujingxindizhexiayizhikaideyanhongdehua，“zuihouyicishizainali？”
“……shizaikunlunxianzongdexianzhoushang。”
“kunlun？”shaonianweiweiyangchun，“youdianyisi。”
xiuzhangbaixideshouzhiqingqingyinian，jiaoyandehuaduohuaweiyitanxueshui，congtazhijianhuanhuandiluo，queshunjianjiangheishidibanrongjiechuyigedong。