第2章

“ruoniangshenmeruoniang,haibukuaiquzuofan,ezhewodebaobeijiujiuzenmeban?”

“e~”huaranchouyilianyouyuanditiqicailanzijiuxiangchufangzouqu。

“等等。”

huaranchouyanlizhongxinranqixiwang,zijizaiqinqinniangzixinliguoranshizuizhongyaode。ranhoujiutingdaoruoniangshuo:

“bamenxiuhaozaiquzuofan。”

zhiyouhuadieyigerenshoushangdeshijiedachengle。

suiranmanlianyouyuan,danhaishitinghuadizhaozuole,zhijianhuaranchoushouyihui,menjiumashangxiuhaole,ranhoujiutizhecailanzizouxiangchufang。

(woc,wokanjianleshenme,jiuzheimejiandanjiubamenxiuhaole,zheibushidijiguiyinengzuodaodeba)

(feihua,wuxingjifubenzenmekenengyoudijiguiyi)

(jiranbushidijiguiyi,zenmebuzhijiebazheigenvdegadiao)

(huoxuzhendeshiqindieqinma?)

(yexushimeichufanguize?)

guaitanfubendoucunzaizijideguize,wanjiayidanchufanguize,jiuhuizaodaoguiyideshahai。

guoleyihui,yijiasankouzuozaicanzhuoqian,canzhuoshangbaizhejidaoretengtengdecai,hongshaorenrou,shouzhiduntang,tangculeigu,yijijidaorenleikeshiyongdecai。

(huojiujianle,diyicikanjianguiyizuochulerennengchidecai)

(亲爹亲妈实锤了)

(woc,nimenkanneigexinrenzaizuoshenme)

zhijianhuazaijiujiaqiyikuaitangculeigujiuwangzuilisai,zuilisaidegugunangnang,yibianjiaoyibianshuo:“zuixihuanlaodiezuodecaile,shangcichideshihouhaishizaishangci。”

“chiba,zheimeduocaihaidubuzhunidezui。”huaranchouyilianxianqiqueyoulvedaichongni。

“jiujiumandianchi,zheilihaiyouhenduo。”

yidunfanxialai,xixindewangyoufaxianneixieyourenrouzuochengdecaiquanbubeiruonianghehuazaijiuxiaomiele,erhuaranchouzhichilerenleinengchidecai,huazaijiuyechilexie。

(vocal,nandaobabacaishiwanjia?)

(zheigexinrenshizhendeyonga)

(zheinandaohaimeichufanguize?)

(这绝对是亲爹妈)

yidunfanchiwanhou,huadiequchufangxiwan,erhuamazehehuazaijiuzuozaiketingdeshafashangliaotian。

“jiujiubushishangxuequlema,zenmezheimekuaijiuhuilaile?”

“woyenalegedamen,ma,huashuozheigeguaitanfubenshizenmehuishi,wanjiayoushizenmehuishia?”

guiyishijieshirensihouhuaweiguishenghuodeshijie,tongshiyeshihuazaijiucongxiaoshenghuodedifang,suoyibeifubenxuanzhongdeshihoutashishifenkaixinde,yinweizhongyubuyongdaizaixuexiaoli,yebuyongkaoshile,meiyouzaoba,meiyouyangqi,zhenhao。

“haoxiangshishuoguijieguiqiguozhong,xuyaoxierenlaixiaomoxie,zongguishishangmianderengaochulaide,jiujiubuyongpa,zaijialimeirennengqifuni。”shuozheruoniangjiuyibabaozhuhuazaijiu,jiangzijidelianhetadeliantiezaiyiqi,fengkuangcengleqilai。

huazaijiuxinliqingchu,zheizhongjimideshishibuhuiqingyichuanchulaide,yezhiyouzuoweisheqingdeniangqincaiyouzigezhidaoyier,buguoshixuyaorenlaixiaomo,batayigebanrenbanguideguinvzhaohuanguolaiganma,buguozongguimeiyouhuaichu。

“duile,jiujiukankanwanchengrenwuyaobuyaozheige?”

shuozhe,ruoniangnachuyizhangfanhuangdezhi,shangmianheranxiedeshiguize:

guizeyi:babamamahenaini,zuoweiyigehaonver,yidingyaotingbabamamadehua,burebabamamashengqi,butinghuadexiaohaihuibeichengfa。

guizeer:qingzixingfenbiannaxieshikeshiyongdeshiwu,ruguobuxiaoxinchileguiyideshiwu,nijiangyongyuanliuzaizheigejia。

guizesan:bukeyitachuzheigejia,buranbabamamahuishengqi。

guizesi:qinganshishuijueqichuang,buranbabamamahuishengqi。

......

kandaozhei,huazaijiuzuijiaochoulechou,xinxiang:“zhenshi‘junshushierjuan,juanjuanyouyeming’。”bazheizhangzhirouchengyituanzhijieyigesanfentoujinlelajitong,shenmedongxi,hewobazibuhe,huiqi,dangzhenhuiqi。

“meishenmezhongyaode,woyoumamo,sheigandongwo。”huazaijiusajiaodao。

“dui,youniangqinzai,sheiyeshanghaibulewodejiujiu。”ruoniangchongnidimozhezijibaobeinverdetou。

zhibojianderenshuyijingpowan。

xitongdianziyinxiangqi:“gongxixinrenwanjiahuazaijiuzhibojianrenshuguowan,jiangliquxiefusanzhang。”

(cishiwodechenmozheneryulong)

(zheinashilaitongguanfubende,zheishizhijiehuijialeba)

(shisheishuomeichufanguizedelaizhe,tazuodegoutasihaojicileba)

(xitong:wodejianglishifouguoyujilei)

(dengdeng,ruguomamashiguiyi,babashirenlei,neizheigehuazaijiushishenme?xisijikong)

(vocal,loushanghaoxi)

(nitacaixi,niquanjiadouxi)

(suoyizhenshiqinshengdiema?)

zhibojianshuoshenmededouyou,danweidumeiyoutaolunruoniangganggangshuodeyouguanguaitanfubendeneixiehua,xiangshibeipingbileyiyang。

huazaijiukanzhewupinlanlidesanzhangquxiefu,wuyudinalechulai,bieshuo,nihaizhenbieshuo,youdianneishenmeyong,nazheyoudiantangshou。

ruoniangkanjiannvershoulinazhedesanzhangfu,buyuedizhoulezhoumei,shuo:“jiujiu,lajijiugaidaizailajitongli,biebalajinashoushang。”

shuozhe,naguohuazaijiushoushangde“laji”,tuanbatuanba,yihehuazaijiutongyangdezishitoujinlelajitong。

(系统:so?)

(woyijingmeiyouliqizhenjingle)

(wojidezheigequxiefuhaitingguanyongdelaizhe,zenmezaitamenshoushangmeiyidianyong)

(vocal,mamabuhuishichaogaojiguiyiba)

(nibieshuo,queshitingxiang)

(shenmeguiyi?zheimingmingshiwodexiannvjiejie)

cishi,xiwanwandehuaranchouyecongchufangchulaile,laidaoketinghemunvliangzuodaoleyiqi,shangyixiuziluleshanglai,luchuyijiejingzhuangbaixidexiaobei,peishanghaimeilaidejituodefenseweiqun,cishidehuaranchouxiangjileyigejipinjujiahaonanren。

huaranchoupiedaolelajitonglide......“laji”,shuodao:“nalaidelaji,nineigexitongjinide?zhenxiaoqi,jiusongdianlaji。”

xitong:goule,nimenyijiarengoule。

buzhihuabahuamazheimejuede,huazaijiuyezheimejuede,zheixitongjidedongxiduitalaishuobunengshuoshihaowuzuoyong,zhinengshuoshipiyongmeiyou。huazaijiumashangjiuhexitonglilunleqilai。

“nidaxiaoyesuangexitong,guanzhejibaihaoren,jiusongsanzhangfeizhijiwo,dangcezhiwodouxianluo**。”huazaijiuyilianbiyidishuodao。

系统:......

dengleyihui,xitongmeiyouhuiying,huazaijiupiepiezui,“zhenxiaoqi!”

“bujijiusuanle,jialidehaodongxihaishaoma?kuangqieneizhongdongxiniyeyongbule。”huabayibianbozheyizhongxiangjuzideguozidepi,yibiantouyebutaidishuodao。

“jiushijiushi,jiujiu,zanbuxihanneidiandongxi,xiangyaoshenmehenidieshuo,taganbujini。”

“lai,ruoniang,zhangzui。”huaranchoujiangbodeganganjingjingdeguoroutouweijizijideniangzi。

ruoniangzhangzuichixiaxianggongdetouwei,eryipangdehuazaijiuxiangshizaoyixiguan,duizheibogouliangmeiyousihaofanying。