“ruoniangshenmeruoniang,haibukuaiquzuofan,ezhewodebaobeijiujiuzenmeban?”
“e~”huaranchouyilianyouyuanditiqicailanzijiuxiangchufangzouqu。
“等等。”
huaranchouyanlizhongxinranqixiwang,zijizaiqinqinniangzixinliguoranshizuizhongyaode。ranhoujiutingdaoruoniangshuo:
“bamenxiuhaozaiquzuofan。”
zhiyouhuadieyigerenshoushangdeshijiedachengle。
suiranmanlianyouyuan,danhaishitinghuadizhaozuole,zhijianhuaranchoushouyihui,menjiumashangxiuhaole,ranhoujiutizhecailanzizouxiangchufang。
(woc,wokanjianleshenme,jiuzheimejiandanjiubamenxiuhaole,zheibushidijiguiyinengzuodaodeba)
(feihua,wuxingjifubenzenmekenengyoudijiguiyi)
(jiranbushidijiguiyi,zenmebuzhijiebazheigenvdegadiao)
(huoxuzhendeshiqindieqinma?)
(yexushimeichufanguize?)
guaitanfubendoucunzaizijideguize,wanjiayidanchufanguize,jiuhuizaodaoguiyideshahai。
guoleyihui,yijiasankouzuozaicanzhuoqian,canzhuoshangbaizhejidaoretengtengdecai,hongshaorenrou,shouzhiduntang,tangculeigu,yijijidaorenleikeshiyongdecai。
(huojiujianle,diyicikanjianguiyizuochulerennengchidecai)
(亲爹亲妈实锤了)
(woc,nimenkanneigexinrenzaizuoshenme)
zhijianhuazaijiujiaqiyikuaitangculeigujiuwangzuilisai,zuilisaidegugunangnang,yibianjiaoyibianshuo:“zuixihuanlaodiezuodecaile,shangcichideshihouhaishizaishangci。”
“chiba,zheimeduocaihaidubuzhunidezui。”huaranchouyilianxianqiqueyoulvedaichongni。
“jiujiumandianchi,zheilihaiyouhenduo。”
yidunfanxialai,xixindewangyoufaxianneixieyourenrouzuochengdecaiquanbubeiruonianghehuazaijiuxiaomiele,erhuaranchouzhichilerenleinengchidecai,huazaijiuyechilexie。
(vocal,nandaobabacaishiwanjia?)
(zheigexinrenshizhendeyonga)
(zheinandaohaimeichufanguize?)
(这绝对是亲爹妈)
yidunfanchiwanhou,huadiequchufangxiwan,erhuamazehehuazaijiuzuozaiketingdeshafashangliaotian。
“jiujiubushishangxuequlema,zenmezheimekuaijiuhuilaile?”
“woyenalegedamen,ma,huashuozheigeguaitanfubenshizenmehuishi,wanjiayoushizenmehuishia?”
guiyishijieshirensihouhuaweiguishenghuodeshijie,tongshiyeshihuazaijiucongxiaoshenghuodedifang,suoyibeifubenxuanzhongdeshihoutashishifenkaixinde,yinweizhongyubuyongdaizaixuexiaoli,yebuyongkaoshile,meiyouzaoba,meiyouyangqi,zhenhao。
“haoxiangshishuoguijieguiqiguozhong,xuyaoxierenlaixiaomoxie,zongguishishangmianderengaochulaide,jiujiubuyongpa,zaijialimeirennengqifuni。”shuozheruoniangjiuyibabaozhuhuazaijiu,jiangzijidelianhetadeliantiezaiyiqi,fengkuangcengleqilai。
huazaijiuxinliqingchu,zheizhongjimideshishibuhuiqingyichuanchulaide,yezhiyouzuoweisheqingdeniangqincaiyouzigezhidaoyier,buguoshixuyaorenlaixiaomo,batayigebanrenbanguideguinvzhaohuanguolaiganma,buguozongguimeiyouhuaichu。
“duile,jiujiukankanwanchengrenwuyaobuyaozheige?”
shuozhe,ruoniangnachuyizhangfanhuangdezhi,shangmianheranxiedeshiguize:
guizeyi:babamamahenaini,zuoweiyigehaonver,yidingyaotingbabamamadehua,burebabamamashengqi,butinghuadexiaohaihuibeichengfa。
guizeer:qingzixingfenbiannaxieshikeshiyongdeshiwu,ruguobuxiaoxinchileguiyideshiwu,nijiangyongyuanliuzaizheigejia。
guizesan:bukeyitachuzheigejia,buranbabamamahuishengqi。
guizesi:qinganshishuijueqichuang,buranbabamamahuishengqi。
......
kandaozhei,huazaijiuzuijiaochoulechou,xinxiang:“zhenshi‘junshushierjuan,juanjuanyouyeming’。”bazheizhangzhirouchengyituanzhijieyigesanfentoujinlelajitong,shenmedongxi,hewobazibuhe,huiqi,dangzhenhuiqi。
“meishenmezhongyaode,woyoumamo,sheigandongwo。”huazaijiusajiaodao。
“dui,youniangqinzai,sheiyeshanghaibulewodejiujiu。”ruoniangchongnidimozhezijibaobeinverdetou。
zhibojianderenshuyijingpowan。
xitongdianziyinxiangqi:“gongxixinrenwanjiahuazaijiuzhibojianrenshuguowan,jiangliquxiefusanzhang。”
(cishiwodechenmozheneryulong)
(zheinashilaitongguanfubende,zheishizhijiehuijialeba)
(shisheishuomeichufanguizedelaizhe,tazuodegoutasihaojicileba)
(xitong:wodejianglishifouguoyujilei)
(dengdeng,ruguomamashiguiyi,babashirenlei,neizheigehuazaijiushishenme?xisijikong)
(vocal,loushanghaoxi)
(nitacaixi,niquanjiadouxi)
(suoyizhenshiqinshengdiema?)
zhibojianshuoshenmededouyou,danweidumeiyoutaolunruoniangganggangshuodeyouguanguaitanfubendeneixiehua,xiangshibeipingbileyiyang。
huazaijiukanzhewupinlanlidesanzhangquxiefu,wuyudinalechulai,bieshuo,nihaizhenbieshuo,youdianneishenmeyong,nazheyoudiantangshou。
ruoniangkanjiannvershoulinazhedesanzhangfu,buyuedizhoulezhoumei,shuo:“jiujiu,lajijiugaidaizailajitongli,biebalajinashoushang。”
shuozhe,naguohuazaijiushoushangde“laji”,tuanbatuanba,yihehuazaijiutongyangdezishitoujinlelajitong。
(系统:so?)
(woyijingmeiyouliqizhenjingle)
(wojidezheigequxiefuhaitingguanyongdelaizhe,zenmezaitamenshoushangmeiyidianyong)
(vocal,mamabuhuishichaogaojiguiyiba)
(nibieshuo,queshitingxiang)
(shenmeguiyi?zheimingmingshiwodexiannvjiejie)
cishi,xiwanwandehuaranchouyecongchufangchulaile,laidaoketinghemunvliangzuodaoleyiqi,shangyixiuziluleshanglai,luchuyijiejingzhuangbaixidexiaobei,peishanghaimeilaidejituodefenseweiqun,cishidehuaranchouxiangjileyigejipinjujiahaonanren。
huaranchoupiedaolelajitonglide......“laji”,shuodao:“nalaidelaji,nineigexitongjinide?zhenxiaoqi,jiusongdianlaji。”
xitong:goule,nimenyijiarengoule。
buzhihuabahuamazheimejuede,huazaijiuyezheimejuede,zheixitongjidedongxiduitalaishuobunengshuoshihaowuzuoyong,zhinengshuoshipiyongmeiyou。huazaijiumashangjiuhexitonglilunleqilai。
“nidaxiaoyesuangexitong,guanzhejibaihaoren,jiusongsanzhangfeizhijiwo,dangcezhiwodouxianluo**。”huazaijiuyilianbiyidishuodao。
系统:......
dengleyihui,xitongmeiyouhuiying,huazaijiupiepiezui,“zhenxiaoqi!”
“bujijiusuanle,jialidehaodongxihaishaoma?kuangqieneizhongdongxiniyeyongbule。”huabayibianbozheyizhongxiangjuzideguozidepi,yibiantouyebutaidishuodao。
“jiushijiushi,jiujiu,zanbuxihanneidiandongxi,xiangyaoshenmehenidieshuo,taganbujini。”
“lai,ruoniang,zhangzui。”huaranchoujiangbodeganganjingjingdeguoroutouweijizijideniangzi。
ruoniangzhangzuichixiaxianggongdetouwei,eryipangdehuazaijiuxiangshizaoyixiguan,duizheibogouliangmeiyousihaofanying。