zhengzuozaicanzhuoqianchizaocandehuabahuama,kanzheturanchuxianhaizaizhuangkuangzhiwaidehuazaijiu,douxiaoleqilai。
“hahaha......jiaonibuzaodianshui......hahaha......beiqiangzhidanchulaileba......hahahaha。”huabaxiaodeyanleidouyaochulaile,sihaomeiyouxintengzijidebaobeinver。
huamayerenjunbujin,“jiujiu,daoniangqinzheilai,xianbazaocanchile,niangqinzaibangnibamendakai。”
**fenzhanleyiwanshangdehuazaijiucishiqueshiyoudianele,kanzhezhuoshangxiangpenpendezaocan,zhinengxianggenquyiyangdicongdishangpaguoqu,ranhoupashangcanzhuo,jieshouqinqinmamodetouwei。
kanzhezheiyifumucizixiaodehuamian,huaranchouchengrenzijisuanle,zijihaimeibeiqinqinniangzitouwei,zhinengweiqudikanzhezijideniangzi,“woyexiangyaoniangziwei~”
“weininayouweijiujiuhaowan,woweishenmejiuchishenme。”shuozhekanjianhaizaibajizuiliangutoudouyikuaitunxiadebaobeinver,renbuzhuzaihuazaijiulianshangbajiyikou。
huaba:zheizhongzhihaoleyeshiliukoushui。
chiwanzaocandehuazaijiukundaojidian,kanzhehenbudejiangtouzaidaodishangdebaobeinver,ruoniangwunaixiaoxiao,baoqinverjiuwangfangjianzouqu。
(woqu,wokanjianleshenme,mamabazheigexinrenyonggongzhubaobaoqilaile)
(aaaa,jiejiehaosa,meme)
(baba:yingyingying,woyexiangbeiqinqinniangzigongzhubao)
(loushangde,huamiantaimei,wobugankan)
zhijianbaozhehuazaijiuderuoniangzoudaofangjianmenkou,yanjingyibi,zhengkaishimosedeyanmoubianchengleqingse,fanzheqingsedeguang,zhiyiyan,fangjiandemenjiudakaile,ranhouzoujinqu,banverfangzaichuangshang,gaihaobeizi,yehaobeijiao,qinleqinhuazaijiudeetoubiantuilechuqu。
(花家不养闲人)
(没一个是正常的)
(fuben:hezhenimenzhenshilaiguorizide)
(meinvjiejiehaosa,wohaoai)
huazaijiuzheiyijuejiushuidaolexiawuwudian,shuixingdehuazaijiuyigeliyudating,congchuangshangfanqilai,dahanyiju:“shuang!”。
ranhoulakaifangmenzoudaoketing,kanjianzhiyouzuozaishafashangkanjudehuama,wendao:“ma,laodiequnale?”
“nibadanweilinshiyoushi,qukaihuile。”huamamubuzhuanjingdihuidadao。
“neiwomenjinwanchishenme?”(yilianyansu)
“womenchi......”(erlianyansu)
“nibabuzai,womendianwaimaisuanle。”shuozheruoniangnachushouji,kaishidianwaimai,“jiujiuxiangchishenme?”
“shaokao,zhaji,naicha!”
“haoye,nibabuzai,womentoutouchi”
(womeitingcuoba,guaitanfubenlihaiyouwaimai?)
(zheimunvliangzhenyouyisi)
(wuwuwu,woyexiangyaozheiyangdeshenxianmama)
dianhaolewaimai,munvliangjiuyitongkuanzishibaizaishafashang,kanzhedianshi。
“guoleyihui,ruoniangdeshoujixiangle,xianshiwaimailaidian。
waimaidaole,wochuquna!”
“loudaolihei,kanqingchulu,bieshuaile。”ruoniangyilianchongnidao。
“zenmekenenghuishuaidaowo,fangxinba。”zuoweiguinvzenmehuipahei。
jiudanghuazaijiuchuanshangwaitaohuanhaoxiedasuanxialouquwaimaishi,yidakaimen,ganggangkuachuqu,shuxidedianziyinxiangzaierbian:“gongxidihaowanjiahuazaijiuwanchengwuxingjifuben:xingfuzhijia,zhengzaichuansongzhianquandian。”
huazaijiuzongganjuezaixitongbinglengdejixieyinlitingchuleyisixingzailehuodeweidao。
“nani,tongguanlema,zheimecaolvdema?”
jinjiezheyizhenxuanyun,huazaijiujiubeichuansongzhianquandian,kanzheyanqiandenghuotongming,jujilebushaorendedating,huazaijiuzhixiangjixitongyigebaoli。
“wodeshaokao,wodezhaji,wodenaicha,xitong,ni!”huazaijiuzhijiezaidatingliniuqu,yinandipaxing。
其他人:又疯一个?
cosleyihuiquhou,huazaijiutaochulaiyizhangheisedefuzhuan,shangmiandetuanshixuehongsede,yaoduoyinanyouduoyinan。ranhouzhijianhuazaijiuyongyoushoushizhihezhongzhijiazhufuzhuan,kaishiqiajuenianzhou。
shashiyinfengsiqi,huazaijiushoushangdefuzhuanziran,lvlvqingyanningjuchengyishandamen,menneiheranshihuazaijiuganggangsuozaidexiaoqu——xingfuxiaoqu。ranhouhuazaijiuzaizhongmukuikuizhixia,yijiaotajinmennei,touyebuhuidiwangjializouqu。
datinglishunjianjinruleyizhenguiyidechenmo,ranhoubaofachujiliedetaolun。
“womeikancuoba,ganggangneigexinrenqunale?”
“tazenmezuodaofanhuifubende?”
“tashoushangnadeneizhangfushishenme,jingrankeyifanhuifuben。”
“tahaoxiangjiushineige444haowanjia,xinshoufubenshengjiweiwuxingnandudeneige。”
......
kanzhechuquleyoubangexiaoshizuoyoudenverhuilaile,ruoniangwendao:“jiujiu,zenmequlezheimejiu?meishiba。”
“meishi,zhishibeimougexiaoqixitongchuansongchuquleeryi,wozijiyouchuanhuilaile。”
xitong:(⊙_⊙)?nizijihainenghuilai?
cishifubenyijingtongguan,zhiboyejieshule,danyouyuhuazaijiuganggangdejingrencaozuo,zaiguaitanfubenluntanyinqixuanran**。
(xitongzhenshiele,shenmedouchuandejin)
(suoyiganggangneigexinrenwanjiadaodishishenme,youmeiyourenlaijieshiyixia)
(shisheiguidingdewanjiahewanjiazhijiankanbudaozhiboaaaaaa)
(buguotamaosikeyisuiyijinchuguaitanfuben)
(dalaoa,yihouruguohetahezuokeyaolaolaobaojindatui)
(buguoyigexinrenwanjiaeryi)
(sheijiaxinrenwanjialiangtiantongguanwuxingjifubena)
......
dangran,duiyuhuazaijiulaishuozheixiedoubuzhongyao,tazhengzaihezijideniangqinxiangshoumeilidewanfan,guoran,lajishipinhuijiguidailaikuaile,haibuyongbeizijidelaodie(xianggong)guan,bashidehen。
wanshang,kaiwanhuidehuabahuilaile,haidailailegelinghuazaijiuzhenjingdexiaoxi,guanyutabeiguaitanfubenxuanzhongdezhenxiang。