第4章

zhengzuozaicanzhuoqianchizaocandehuabahuama,kanzheturanchuxianhaizaizhuangkuangzhiwaidehuazaijiu,douxiaoleqilai。

“hahaha......jiaonibuzaodianshui......hahaha......beiqiangzhidanchulaileba......hahahaha。”huabaxiaodeyanleidouyaochulaile,sihaomeiyouxintengzijidebaobeinver。

huamayerenjunbujin,“jiujiu,daoniangqinzheilai,xianbazaocanchile,niangqinzaibangnibamendakai。”

**fenzhanleyiwanshangdehuazaijiucishiqueshiyoudianele,kanzhezhuoshangxiangpenpendezaocan,zhinengxianggenquyiyangdicongdishangpaguoqu,ranhoupashangcanzhuo,jieshouqinqinmamodetouwei。

kanzhezheiyifumucizixiaodehuamian,huaranchouchengrenzijisuanle,zijihaimeibeiqinqinniangzitouwei,zhinengweiqudikanzhezijideniangzi,“woyexiangyaoniangziwei~”

“weininayouweijiujiuhaowan,woweishenmejiuchishenme。”shuozhekanjianhaizaibajizuiliangutoudouyikuaitunxiadebaobeinver,renbuzhuzaihuazaijiulianshangbajiyikou。

huaba:zheizhongzhihaoleyeshiliukoushui。

chiwanzaocandehuazaijiukundaojidian,kanzhehenbudejiangtouzaidaodishangdebaobeinver,ruoniangwunaixiaoxiao,baoqinverjiuwangfangjianzouqu。

(woqu,wokanjianleshenme,mamabazheigexinrenyonggongzhubaobaoqilaile)

(aaaa,jiejiehaosa,meme)

(baba:yingyingying,woyexiangbeiqinqinniangzigongzhubao)

(loushangde,huamiantaimei,wobugankan)

zhijianbaozhehuazaijiuderuoniangzoudaofangjianmenkou,yanjingyibi,zhengkaishimosedeyanmoubianchengleqingse,fanzheqingsedeguang,zhiyiyan,fangjiandemenjiudakaile,ranhouzoujinqu,banverfangzaichuangshang,gaihaobeizi,yehaobeijiao,qinleqinhuazaijiudeetoubiantuilechuqu。

(花家不养闲人)

(没一个是正常的)

(fuben:hezhenimenzhenshilaiguorizide)

(meinvjiejiehaosa,wohaoai)

huazaijiuzheiyijuejiushuidaolexiawuwudian,shuixingdehuazaijiuyigeliyudating,congchuangshangfanqilai,dahanyiju:“shuang!”。

ranhoulakaifangmenzoudaoketing,kanjianzhiyouzuozaishafashangkanjudehuama,wendao:“ma,laodiequnale?”

“nibadanweilinshiyoushi,qukaihuile。”huamamubuzhuanjingdihuidadao。

“neiwomenjinwanchishenme?”(yilianyansu)

“womenchi......”(erlianyansu)

“nibabuzai,womendianwaimaisuanle。”shuozheruoniangnachushouji,kaishidianwaimai,“jiujiuxiangchishenme?”

“shaokao,zhaji,naicha!”

“haoye,nibabuzai,womentoutouchi”

(womeitingcuoba,guaitanfubenlihaiyouwaimai?)

(zheimunvliangzhenyouyisi)

(wuwuwu,woyexiangyaozheiyangdeshenxianmama)

dianhaolewaimai,munvliangjiuyitongkuanzishibaizaishafashang,kanzhedianshi。

“guoleyihui,ruoniangdeshoujixiangle,xianshiwaimailaidian。

waimaidaole,wochuquna!”

“loudaolihei,kanqingchulu,bieshuaile。”ruoniangyilianchongnidao。

“zenmekenenghuishuaidaowo,fangxinba。”zuoweiguinvzenmehuipahei。

jiudanghuazaijiuchuanshangwaitaohuanhaoxiedasuanxialouquwaimaishi,yidakaimen,ganggangkuachuqu,shuxidedianziyinxiangzaierbian:“gongxidihaowanjiahuazaijiuwanchengwuxingjifuben:xingfuzhijia,zhengzaichuansongzhianquandian。”

huazaijiuzongganjuezaixitongbinglengdejixieyinlitingchuleyisixingzailehuodeweidao。

“nani,tongguanlema,zheimecaolvdema?”

jinjiezheyizhenxuanyun,huazaijiujiubeichuansongzhianquandian,kanzheyanqiandenghuotongming,jujilebushaorendedating,huazaijiuzhixiangjixitongyigebaoli。

“wodeshaokao,wodezhaji,wodenaicha,xitong,ni!”huazaijiuzhijiezaidatingliniuqu,yinandipaxing。

其他人:又疯一个?

cosleyihuiquhou,huazaijiutaochulaiyizhangheisedefuzhuan,shangmiandetuanshixuehongsede,yaoduoyinanyouduoyinan。ranhouzhijianhuazaijiuyongyoushoushizhihezhongzhijiazhufuzhuan,kaishiqiajuenianzhou。

shashiyinfengsiqi,huazaijiushoushangdefuzhuanziran,lvlvqingyanningjuchengyishandamen,menneiheranshihuazaijiuganggangsuozaidexiaoqu——xingfuxiaoqu。ranhouhuazaijiuzaizhongmukuikuizhixia,yijiaotajinmennei,touyebuhuidiwangjializouqu。

datinglishunjianjinruleyizhenguiyidechenmo,ranhoubaofachujiliedetaolun。

“womeikancuoba,ganggangneigexinrenqunale?”

“tazenmezuodaofanhuifubende?”

“tashoushangnadeneizhangfushishenme,jingrankeyifanhuifuben。”

“tahaoxiangjiushineige444haowanjia,xinshoufubenshengjiweiwuxingnandudeneige。”

......

kanzhechuquleyoubangexiaoshizuoyoudenverhuilaile,ruoniangwendao:“jiujiu,zenmequlezheimejiu?meishiba。”

“meishi,zhishibeimougexiaoqixitongchuansongchuquleeryi,wozijiyouchuanhuilaile。”

xitong:(⊙_⊙)?nizijihainenghuilai?

cishifubenyijingtongguan,zhiboyejieshule,danyouyuhuazaijiuganggangdejingrencaozuo,zaiguaitanfubenluntanyinqixuanran**。

(xitongzhenshiele,shenmedouchuandejin)

(suoyiganggangneigexinrenwanjiadaodishishenme,youmeiyourenlaijieshiyixia)

(shisheiguidingdewanjiahewanjiazhijiankanbudaozhiboaaaaaa)

(buguotamaosikeyisuiyijinchuguaitanfuben)

(dalaoa,yihouruguohetahezuokeyaolaolaobaojindatui)

(buguoyigexinrenwanjiaeryi)

(sheijiaxinrenwanjialiangtiantongguanwuxingjifubena)

......

dangran,duiyuhuazaijiulaishuozheixiedoubuzhongyao,tazhengzaihezijideniangqinxiangshoumeilidewanfan,guoran,lajishipinhuijiguidailaikuaile,haibuyongbeizijidelaodie(xianggong)guan,bashidehen。

wanshang,kaiwanhuidehuabahuilaile,haidailailegelinghuazaijiuzhenjingdexiaoxi,guanyutabeiguaitanfubenxuanzhongdezhenxiang。