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wozaifentoubengdideshihou,beiyijiafeijijichuangdaole。
等我醒来的时候。
yiqigaiyingshuoshiwozuzong。
baituobudiao,wozhinengdaitahuijia。
quemeixiangdao,dengdaotazhendelikaideshihou。
我才知道。
人真是我祖宗啊!
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bamamangzhegongzuo,rangwozijiqujizu。
chouzheyidazaodemuyuandongdebuxing,wobaihaoxinmaidegongguo,chahaoxiang。
suihouyoucongkoudailitaochuyigeyinxiang,gongjingdiduizhewomianqiandemubei。
(woyemeishenmehaoqiude,jiushiqiaozhezheilitaiqingjing,jininfangshougerenaorenaoba!)
shuozhe,yishou“tianheirongyifancuo”jiuzaiwozufudefentouxiangcheyunxiao。
xiangdaozuowanshanggangxuedehuashou,woyourenbuzhuchenjinqizhong,zhijiezaiwoyemianqianniuzhe**,bengdileqilai。
turan,yizhen“dadada”dexiangshengcongtoudingchuanlai,huanghujian,wohaoxiangkanjianyigerenkaizhefeijizhichongwolai。
neinianqingrensihuhenfennu,zuilidashengrangrang(haoxiaozi,nijiuzheimejiwojizushiba!kanwozenmechuangsini!)
wohedesichutaocuan,kejiaohaimeinuoyibu,naodaijiuxianheile。
dengdaowozaixinglaideshihou,pangbianjiuzuoleyigenianqingxiaohuo,wodeyinxianghaizaibutingxunhuan“wudingrongyizhehuo”。
xiaohuochenzhelian,shoulifanfupanzhewodeyinxiang。
(zheitianheiqueshishihetoutoubaguizidewudingjizhele。)
woyouxiemeng,xiangzheganggangdefeijizabujianle。
(shizichengba,douzhangzheimedale,bineixiaozikezhangdeshuaiduole。)
(nisheiya,worenshinima?)
woyibaduoguoyinxiang,quefaxiantadeshouzhanglehaoduodongchuang,zhijiafengzilihaiqianjinqulehaoduonitu。
tayongneishuangshoucuolecuopingguojiufangjinzuili,yaodegabengcui(anbeifenlaishuoniyinggaijiaowozufu。)
shuowan,ta“si”leyisheng,(zheipingguonazhaide,binibadaidehaochi。)
woyouxiexinxu,zheibushizuowanshangbengditaihen,meimaigongguo,jiuconglvhuadaishangzhailejigeme。
xiaohuozhangdeshougulinxun,dadongtianchuanzhepodongdeyishang,xianggangcongyaodonglichulai,liantoufadougenjiwoyiyang,zhiwangtianshangyichu。
(suanlesuanle,meikonggennijijiao。)
wozhuanshenyaozou,buxiangzaigentaduozuojiuchan,zouchuyiduanlu,huitoufaxiantazaibuyuanchuyizhigenzhewo。
(bushinigenzhe**ma?wodoushuobugennijijiaole,nizenmehailaishangwole。)
xiaohuoshuotameidiqu,zhirenshiwo。wozou,tajiugenwozou。wopao,tajiugenzhewozhui。
wobeibiwunaizhinengdaitadaolejingchaju。
jingcha:(tashuotarenshini,nengshuochunijialihaojidaidemingzi,yedouduideshang。nimenxiongdinaoshenmebieniuyebugaidaojingchajulai,zheilibushijinimenguojiajiadedifang,ganjinhuiquba。)
woyukuwulei,zheishibeieshangle。