yidakaimen,zhangbodaizheigehuangpaodaozhang,duiwonumuershi:「guoranshinimenjiagaodegui!」
jinjiezhe,tacongdishangjianqiyipiansuiboli。
「niyongbolibaxieqifanshedaowojia!haidewolaopobeiguichanshang!congjintianzaoshangkaishijiuyizhigaoshaobutui!」
neishiyinweizuotianwanshangzheliangcaidongganmaoleba。
wogenwomaduishileyiyan,dounengcongbiciyanzhongkandaoyigebudetideci。
——傻逼。
womakaikou:「nishibushiwuhuishenmele?zheishiwozaoshangbuxiaoxindasuilejingzi,haimeilaidejinaxialoureng,jiuxiannadaizizhuangqilaile,nifanwolajidaiganma?」
张博从鼻子里出气。
「woyaoshibufanyixia,zenmezhidaonimenduiwolaopozuozheizhongshiqing!」
shuowan,tashenhouneigehuangpaodaozhangturanshangqianyibu,zhizhewojiafangzaixuanguandeyiduixiaoshizi。
「niyongciwu,yeshiweilepixieba?」
「nimenjiadingshiyongleburuliudepangmenzuodao,yongjingzizuoweimeijie,jiangbuganjingdedongxiyindaoduimen,zuihouzaiyongzheiduishishizibihuzijia。」
「rucixiazuo,shizaikee。」
neixiaoshizishipengyousongwodexiaobaijian,shuoshishishizi,shijishangzaoxingkeai,jingzhixiaoqiao。
genpixiebaganzidabuzheguanxi。
我嘴角抽搐。
「wokanbuganjingdedongxilingyouqiren。」
dashimozheyanghuzi:「xiaoguniang,biechengkoushezhikuai,duoxingbuyibizibi!」
zhangboshenshoujiuxiangjinmenqiangxiaoshizi,wolikenachushoujiduizhuntadelian。
「niganpengwojiadongxiyixia,wolimabaojing,wozheishiziyeshihualedajiaqianmaide,nixiaoxinpeideqingjiadangchan!」
tayidun,woshunshibamenguanshang。
haibuwanghaoxindingzhuta:「woquannibiegaozheixiewaimenxiedaodaowomenjiashenshang。」
lianggerenzaiwojiamenkoujiaomayitong,suijizhuanshenhuileduimen。
woxianglexiang,taochushouji:「wei,nihao,woyaojubaowolinjuchuanbofengjianmixin,raoluanshehuizhian。」
shiwufenzhonghou,huangpaodaoshijiubeijingchadaizoule。
jingchabianzoubianshuo:「youshini!daochuxingpian!shangcibeinipianquhefushuidexiaohaicaigangchuyuan!」
「tongzhi,womenzheixingneinengjiaopianma?xinchengzeling……」
erduimiandejialiyanwuliaorao,yikanjiuzhidaogangganghaizaizuofashi,beijingchazhuagezhengzhe。
yankangaojiaqinglaidedashimeile,rencailiangkong。
zhangboyanshenyinmai,dingzhewojiamenkoukanlehaoyihuier,caizhongzhongguanshangmen。
wanshangqiye,wotingdaomenkouchuanlaiyixiexiangdong。
woganjinpaoqudakaikeshimenling。
caifaxian,zhangboheliuxiaofeizheiduifufudawanshangbushuijue,zhengguizaiwomenjiamenkou,duizhedamenniannianyoucidiketou。
yixia、liangxia、sanxia……
wogeqichuangyihouzhongzhongdalejigepenti。
meiguoduojiujiukaishifashao、hunmibuxing,wozheicaihuangrandawu,faxianzheibuzhengshiliuxiaofeidebingzhengma?
wobacongwaimianhuilai,zaimenkoufachuyishengjinghu。
「sheizaiwomenjiamenkousailezheidongxi?」
wozouguoqu,faxianwojianaixianglifangleyizhanghuangzhi,coujinyiwen,sihuhaisanfazhedandandexuexingwei,xiangdilihaiyoujicutoufa。
xiangqizuowankandaodeyimu,wobashiqinggaosuledongxingdepengyou。
pengyoulikehuifu:「zheishizaizhaonijiarenjieshouni,zhangbeikewanbei,nigennigeyaoxiaoxinle!」
zhangbofuqiqueshibiwogenwogeyaodayilun。
wokanleyiyanduimianjinbidedamen,buguojimiaozhongdeshijian,youlimabatouzhuanlehuiqu。
buranwopazijihuirenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
tiaodaobierenmeizhunhaiyoutiaohuolu。
tiaodaowoge,zheibushizixunsiluma?