第一章

「ayue,biekaojinwo!」

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[zheiyangzuoduinibuhao,nibunengzheimezuo!]

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他真的,我哭死。

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tayayizhehoulonglide***,bojingjianqingjinshuchu。

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而我的哥哥呢?

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