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laopobawoyishouchuangbandenimingcishanjijinjiaojiletadebaiyueguang。
wohuosuqingshoufuyangmeichushou，qingsuanbingzhuxiaolejijinhui。
shenrouzhidaozheijianshihou，juedewolengxuewuqing。
“tazhishixiangyijijinhuidemingyizuodianhaoshi，jileixiemingsheng......”
我摆摆手，
“wodecishanshinimingde，jiranyijingbeiyonglaigumingdiaoyu，jiuzhengmingtayijingbianzhile。”
“wobuxihuanxuweidedongxi。”
shenroudingdingkanzhewo，meiyoushuohua。
kejiehunjinianri，taqueyibeijiujiangwomiyun，songshanglezhuanmenmaimainannvdedixiazhenrenxiuwuchang。
tazuozaidaobojian，kanwochuanzhenanpuzhuangbeibaibandiaonan。
“nibushizuiaidangmuhoushengfuma？xianzaijuguangdenggoubugouliang？nengbunengzhihaonineibuqiuhuibaodemaobing？”
tajiangwodejiongtaiquanwangzhibo，kanzhewobeinijiangjiaotou，zaijingtouqianlangbeibukan。
erxiayimiao，womodiaolianshangdeni，duizhezuijindejiwei，yanshenlingli：
“sucaipaigoulemei，qiexinhao，gaishouwangle！”
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“huanyinglaidaobenqierenpidoudahuixianchang。”
ciyandedengguangzaiwoyanqianshanshuo，hunchendeyishihaimeiwanquanhuilong，erbianjiuxiangqijianruidenansheng。
“bencibeipidoudeduixiangshishenshijituanshenroushenzongdezhangfulingyi，jiexialai，rangwomenlaitingtingshenzongweishenmejiangzijidezhangfutuishangzheigewutai。”
“nibushizuiaidangmuhoushengfuma？xianzaijuguangdenggoubugouliang？nengbunengzhihaonineibuqiuhuibaodemaobing？”
nvrendechaofengshengbansuizherenqundehuaranshengchuanjinwodeermo。
wozheicaizhuyidaocikewosuochudehuanjing。
shiyigeshushimigaodegaotai，fangfangzhengzheng，buguoshumidejuli。
zhouweimeiyourenhefanghucuoshi，zhiyouwoyigerengulinglingdezaigaotaishang。
ergaotaizhixia，guanzhongxidediyipai，wodeqizishenrou，zhengshishirandizuozhe，muguangluozaiwoshenshang，meiyoubanfenwendu，xiangshizaikanshenmebuzhiqiandewujian。
tashenbianzuozhedeqifeng，zhuangrongjingzhi，zuijiaoguazhezangbuzhudexingzailehuo，zhengdeyiyangyangdidingzhewo。
【shengfu？jiranzheimeaizuocishan，nengbunengjiwo100wanhuahua？】
【gaotaishangdeshishenzongdezhangfu，neishenzongpangbiandeshuaigeshishei？】
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wozhengqianfangdedapingshang，danmushuashuadigundongzhe，zizijujudoudaizheeyi。
“shenrou，nishenmeyisi？”
shenroutaimou，meiyoubanfenwendudeyanshenluozailewodelianshang：“kanlainihaishimeiyishidaozijidecuowu。”
shenrouhuayingangluo，yidapencigudebingshuicongtianhuabanshangqingxieerxia，shunjianjiangwojiaotou，dongdewohunshenfadou，yachibushoukongzhididazhan，liandaizhexinzangdoubeicideshengteng。
多可笑，
zheigecishanjijinhuishiwopeizheshenroubaishouqijia、aoguozuijiannanderizihouyishouchuangbande，
congshaixuanbangfuduixiang，daoheduimeiyibishankuanliuxiang，wofanshidouqinliqinwei，bujiarenshou。
kejiuyinweiwojujuejiangjijinhuijiaojiqifeng，zheijingchenglewodecuowu。
sihukanchuanlewodexiangfa，shenrougouqileyimolengxiao：“lingyi，buguannizairenqianzhuangdeduoshengfu，douyangaibuzhuniyoudangyoulideshishi。”
“niconglaidoushidangmianyitao，beihouyitao。zuishangshuozhechuanglicishanjijinhui，bangzhugengduoderen，shijibuguoshiweilenizijidemingsheng。afengbiniyouaixin，biniyounengli，jiaojitazhihuizuodebinigenghao，keniquezisizili，bukentongyi。”
shenrouyuqichaonong：“nibieyiweiwobuzhidao，nizaibeidilishizenmemoheiafengde！nisanbuyaoyan，shuoafengdaochupanfunvlaoban，shuoafengshizhuanghuo，chuandeyifudoushiahuo。nifeijingxinsizaigongsibaihuaiafengdemingsheng，haiafengshouleneimeduoweiqu，nandaowobugaizhaonisuanzhang？”
zheihuayichu，dapingshangdedanmuchedizhale，mashengputiangaidi：
【**！zheinanrenrenzheimeedu，yaowozaobuyaotale，shenzongjingranhainengrendaoxianzai！】
【zhenshizhirenzhimianbuzhixin，zhangdedaoshiduoshuai，xinsijingranzheimedaidu，pabushicongniangtailijiuhuaitoule。】
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kanzhedanmumawodeyanlun，shenrougengjiabuliuyulidikongsuwode“cuowu”。
tayanlimanshibiyi：“lingyi，afengpeiwoaoyegaifangandeshihou，nizainali？”
shayadesangyinfenbuqingshizaichaofengwo，haishiweileziyiweidefuchuerziwogandong：“nizaiqitarendechuangshang，dianluandaofeng。nizaijiali，xinanlidedebeiwoyangzhe！”
wokanzheshenrouniuqudelian，zhijuedemosheng。
wofangfocongmeirenqingguota。
nuyiyongshangxintou，woqidehunshenfadou：“nimensuoweideaoyexiangfangan，jiushizaiwuyedebangongshilixixidanao，naodequangongsirenjinjiezhima？”
“wozainali？”wobagaoshengyin：“wozaitiqifengshoushitatongdelantanzi，hehezuofangpeilidaoqian。cengjingdijiubuzhandewo，xianzaiyibeiyibeidejiuxiadu，hedaoweichuxue。”
“erzheixie，niwenguoma？shenrou。”
wokanzheyanqianquanshimashengdedaping，youkanxiangtaixiawudongyuzhongdeshenrou，zhijuedesannianlaijingxinweihudehunyinshigexiaohua。
waibiaoguangxianliangli，keneilizaojiusuichengleyidijimao。
woxiangyaozaikaikoushuoxieshenme，houlongquehuranxiangbeishenmeduzhule，fabuchusheng。
liangjiu，wocaizhaohuizijideshengyin：“shenrou，womenlihunba。”
“yigege，xiaoroudouyijingchaqingchule，niweishenmehaiyaosahuangni？”qifengshengyinlidaizhekuqiang，fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu：“nimingmingjiuzaibierendechuangshang，weishenmebukenchengren？”
tacalecayanjiaodeleishui，guzuodadudishuo：“nibuyuanyijiangcishanjijinhuijiaojiwodali，wobuguaini。danshiniduixiaoroufanxiadecuowu，bixuyaodaoqian。”
qifengxianggejiandingdeqishi，shouhuzheshenrou。
shenrounubukeedeshengyinxiangcheyanboting。
“lingyi，nizhenshidaodayipa，sixingbugai。”