第一章我的舍友
“shenme，xiaoying，nideyigeyueshenghuofeisishiwan？”
“我没有听错吧？”
wodesheyouxiaofangjingyadicouguolaiwendao。
wenyan，wosuiyididianlediantou。
zhihou，wojiangwodegouwujiludiaolechulai，ranhoufangdaoletayanqian。
limianyougezhonggaodanghuazhuangpin，baobaodeng。
“neige，xiaoyingninengbunengjiwoyemaiyige？”
xiaofangmianluqidaizhisediwendao。
ciyanyichu，wowuyule。
“你在说啥？”
wohuaiyiwoshibushitingcuoleshenme。
erxiaofangqueshiyifulisuodangrandeshense，bukuaidikanzhewoshuodao：“zheibushiyinggaidema？”
“nishuonizheimeduoqian，xianzheyeshixianzhe，wobangnihuahuama！”
......
sheyouyufangdejiajingfeichangpinhan。
suoyizicongjinrudaxuezhihou，jiumeiyoushaozaiwoheqitasheyouneibiancengdongxi。
congyashua，mianmo，weishengjin，daoyifudouyou。
shenzhiyuhuizaiwomenbuzaideshihou，laiwomendexinglibaolimianfanzhao。
yongwomendehuazhuangpinhuazhuang。
zheirangwoganjueyouyixiezuoou。
dagaishibangeyueqian，wodesheyouliuhuihuiguolesiji，wojitamailegediaodekouhongsongjileta。
ranhoushenbian，yufangjiukaishiyinyangguaiqileqilai。
“shenmea，zheishijiahuoba。”
“wojidezheidiaodekouhong，zenmeyedehaojibaiyizhi，zenmekenengzhijiesongjini？”
“nikan，zheishangmiandebiaozhidoumohule，zangle，yidingbuhuishizhengpin。”
jiezheluchulechouloudezuilianjiezheshuodao：“bujiushiguoyigesijima？”
“dajiaquzhaogedapaidangchiyidunjiuhaole，fandezhesongzheizhongdongxi？”
“liuhuihui，bienitulezhihoulanzuichunjiubuhaole。”
tingzheyufangzheimeyishuo，liuhuihuideliansedunshiyibian，ganggangjieguokouhongdeshoudunleyixia，yanmouzhizhongchuxianlebushaohuaiyi。
danhaishijiezheshuodao：“meishide。”
“zhiyaoshizhouyingsongwodedongxi，doushiyipianxinyi，wobuhuijieyide。”
shuozhe，jiujiangkouhongrengdaolechoutidezuixiamianyicenglimian，heyixiexiaogongjufangzaileyiqi。
woganjuewodeshense，feichangyumen。
wocongxiaodaodahuozheimejiu，jiumeiyouyongguorenheyidingjiahuo。
ciwai，wohaishidiaodegaojibojinhuiyuan，zenmekenenghuisongjisheyoujiahuoni？
wogangxiangyaofanbo，quetingwenyufang，congkoudailimiantaochuleyipingsk-2lai。
“zenmeyang，kankanwozheipingshenxianshui。”
“zheiwanyicaishizhengpin，erqiezongbinineijibaikuaikouhonghaoduole。”
yufangtiaoxindikanlewoyiyanshuodao。
ciyanyichu，woyouyixiebengbuzhule。
yufangshoulidezheiyiping“shenxianshui”bushiyiyanjiama？
zhendek2shenxianshuipingshangdemoshuiyinziqingxi，danjiadeyinzinongzhong，moshuibujunyun，bianyuanbuping，haiyoujiadepingzicaizhilvexianfanhuang。
suoyitashizhendebudonga。
还想要硬来装。
wozhengxiangyaoshuo，tayijingjiangzheipingshuidepinggaijidalekailai，ranhoudaoleyixiezaishouxin，yiliandeyidizailianshangcashileqilai。
ranhouhaixingchongchongdilaidaoleliuhuihuideshenbian，yaojitayemoshang。
yiliandeyidikanzhewoshuodao：“zhouying！zheikeshiwoshujiaqingongjianxueleyigeyuecaihuanlaide。”
shuozhejiezhekanxiangqianfangdeliuhuihui，kaikoudao。
“liuhuihui，xiayigeyue，fangjiazhiqian，niyesongwoyigeliwuhaoma？”
“zheipingshenxianshuijiusongjinile！”
yufangshuozhe，manbuzaihudijiangshouzhongdejiahuoshenxianshuijidileguoqu。
闻言......
liuhuihuigangadixiaolexiao。
duiyuyufangshouzhongdezheiyiping“shenxianshui”，tayeganjuesihuyouyidianbudui，danshiquebutaiganzhishuochulai。
zhinenggouhuanhuanshuoleyisheng：“e，haode。”
tingwenleliuhuihuidehuida，yufanglianshangxiaodehebulongzui，ranhouyoujiwoleyigeyanse，zheicaideyiyangyangdixiangzhetadeweizhifangxiangzouguoqu。
ranhounazheyimianxiaoshuzhuangjing，yibianshuzhuang，yibianduizhejingziyinyangguaiqidishuodao。